You're now an ennemy guard in your favorite stealth game. How fucked are you ? what's your strategy to saty alive ?

You're now an ennemy guard in your favorite stealth game. How fucked are you ? what's your strategy to saty alive ?

>inb4 second guard from the left is /fa/

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Favourite stealth game? Is there more than one?

MGS4 frogs were cool

I wouldn't mind being captured by one or two

Call in sick

I guard a door instead of walking up and down a hallway like a retard.

Splinter Cell, Metal Gear Solid, and uh... Deus Ex?

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AW, FOHGET IT
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Tenchu, Shinobido, Dark Messiah, Dishonored. Thief. Hitman.

>MGS3
I'd just escape, I could have my own side story on a special edition disc about a guard that doesn't like what Volgin is doing and tries to defect, you basically play MGS5 in reverse

>mfw you are guarding the only door leading to the objective

arent the MGS1 guards/soldiers the best one because they are all technically related to Big Boss because they all had a portion of his DNA to bring out the best physical prowess in them?

The genome therapy is a meme. It doesn't do anything. Now FROGs that's where the real shit is.

ye but mgs1 is almost all lethal so have fun getting shot or your fucking neck broken

>guards don't walk in predictable patterns
>wearing black and crouching in shadows doesn't make you invisible
>silencers don't actually make the gunshot barely audible
Why is real life so bad at stealth?

>hear a knock on the wall
>"what was that noise?"
You never stood a chance, your neck is as good as broke.

>that moment when you have to check every guard's booty to spot Meryl.

>Mark of the Ninja
welp.

>as soon as they notice something's off they immediately call for backup

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CHECK FOR YOURSELF FIRST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>slith a guard's throat 2 meter behind another guard
>he hears me

This is so unfair I was crouched

I've always wondered what was the most silent way to kill somene with a knife. I mean, cutting a throat woudl be extremely loud, no ?

>Jagged Alliance 2

Fuck. At least it will be quick probably.

Footprints?

>Splinter Cell
>How fucked are you
Depends who's playing Sam. If he acts how I play then I'm all good cause I just ghost every mission without ever touching a guard.

The guy who played saruman in lord of the rings had a couple stories about stabbing guys but I forgot what they were.

Jackson wanted Saruman to let out a dramatic cry when stabbed by Grima. Chrstopher Lee told him that's not what a man who's been stabbed in the back sounds like.

Yeah but I mean he described what they sound like but I forget the description. Considering he worked with the SAS in WW2 I'd believe him.

I think it was something like "having your breath pulled out from your body." If anybody has the full quote, that would be great.

Alpha Protocol
>yfw Orphans Created

>If you're gonna do a job on a sentry, you don't do what they say, lift his chin up and cut his throat like that. Yes, lift his chin up, but put the knife in by the jugular vein, which is both sides of the throat. Push it through, and punch it forward. You rip out the lung. Bit of a messy job, but that's it.

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Nah, Liquid is retarded and understands nothing about genes. Hence his stupid inferiority complex.

Requirements to be a guard in a stealth game.
>Implausibly naive
>ADHD
>Glaucoma
>Schizoid personality
>incredible athletic prowess in order to kill an opponent in the rare event that you spot him and engage in a fight.

Guards in RPG games though, they're the fucking elite, possessing psychic powers and limitless vigilance.

I guess the best thing to do is not becoming a guard for starting.

I know what you're talking talking about, I'm not sure what he said exactly though. I think he described it as like a gasping and or gurgling noise.

>guard in thief 2
well atleast ill wake up after its all over

Well, he's contantly been fed bullshit by the Patriots since he was a child for their "meme vs. gene" thing. Also I'm not 100 % sure since I haven't played it in a while, but I think Emma (or someone else) says something about the Patriots spreading false information about certain topics to the public.

>guard in wolfenstein

I'll tell my wife everything 's going to be all right, say that new job will help us raise our little daughter and cure that mysterious cough everybody seem to have.

and get a knife in the throat because the Main Char is a dickhead