YOU BIG MEANIE

YOU BIG MEANIE

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SYMMETRY STRIKE

Puyo Tetris is the third worst Puyo game
Also, only Maguro was dubbed well

How do you go from this...

...to this?

CIEL ARC

COSINE!

>ciel arc
Don't you mean "Rainbow Deluxe"?
We can't have any non-english words in our localized game, you know.

>We can't have any non-english words in our localized game, you know
Ringo

TAKE IT BACK

>third worst Puyo game
How the fuck can you gauge how it's a better or worse game than the others in the series? Puyo Puyo Tetris is combining two different games in ones, hardly works under the same standards.

Math terms don't count, of course. But we made sure to remove complicated messes like "Permutation". Wasn't it so scary to have her shouting such big words, user? Now she sounds so happy saying "Calculate".

Isnt she saying Calculus?

>Math terms don't count, of course
But I'm pretty sure the Japanese word for apple does.

>tetris was OP as fuck for the longest time
>game lacks many of the normal puyo customization options and rulesets like Sun, Fever, and OG puyo rule for the sake of being sure that tetrisfags aren't left out
>SRS tetris instead of sega arcade tetris
>takes out five puyo characters for one-note tetris characters due to the 24 rule niggardry
>arguably worse dub than Fever due to most of the in-game lines sounding like shit, (though the story mode sounded pretty good aside from shit like Sig and Feli)
>attack animations are relegated to a tiny cut-in at the bottom of the screen for tetrisfags
>no option to switch voice language despite Fever's localization having that option over a decade ago
>the JP voices sound markedly worse that previous games anyways
It's not as bad as Puyo 7 or Puyo~n, but it's still a much weaker entry than the rest.

Again my point is I don't think you can compare Puyo Puyo Tetris to normal Puyo Puyo because they are ultimately two completely different types of games.

Is PPT worth getting at this point? How dead is online? I really wanted to get it, but I never got the chance to buy a Switch.

what's so bad about ~n and 7?

I got it in switch a week ago and the online is still alive.

>It's not as bad as Puyo 7 or Puyo~n
You take that back, 7 is the best in the series.

Postin' Arle's in a Puyo thread.

Online is still going, but it's mostly superhuman nips that have been playing the game for 3 years straight with no convictions about stomping your ass into dust.
Whenever I play, I just play local multiplayer with my bro.

~n tried to be different with a focus on a single player adventure with character powers that were all kinds of weird and unbalanced, and the animations slowed the game down to uncomfortable levels.

7 just has the misfortune of being kinda mediocre in content while being sandwiched between two games that had much more content that were generally better than anything 7 offered. And even then, I'd personally go to plenty of other games in the series before 7 since it really doesn't offer much that previous games didn't already do better.

t spins ruined tetris
ringo ruined puyo

~n is slow as fuck and has a whole bunch of ridiculous bullshit every level, as well as adding actual character imbalance to puyo by giving character-specific skills which range from "turn two puyo green" to "become immune to any garbage for seven whole seconds".
7 tosses out the Fever plots by resetting the whole universe so Sega can market the game with Ringo's idolm@ster voice actress. It didn't have the art director from Fever/Chuu/15th, so they just recolored art from 15th for most of the returning characters and got REALLY fucking lazy for all the Suzuran crew. All of Ecolo's animations were just Ringo and Feli's recolored to be blue and black, and his only unique art looked like this. Ringo had a massive fucking forehead and wonky proportions, Risukuma looked like a shit blowup doll, and Maguro... Actually didn't look bad, proving once again that Maguro is the sole bastion of pure, unfuckupable quality in modern Puyo games. They also ditched the Fever 2/15th artstyle after 7, so I blame it on 7.
That being said, 7 has a fucking god-tier OST.

Oh, also, 7's gimmick was Daihenshin, which is just "Fever but it's always like 30 seconds long and you're invincible the whole fucking time", which is a really, really bad idea.

What do you guys think you be the best possible Puyo crossover besides Tetris?
My vote's on Pop'n Music. MZD's attack animations would be cool as fuck, and I can only dream of the amazing fucking music.

more Ess porn when?

After we get more Ocean Prince vore.

What a cute little dragon

>tfw Aruru will never be snarky like she was during the Compile-era games.

Why is vore such a common topic in Puyo threads?

interesting
thanks friends

Why does this bitch's voice turn me on SO MUCH?

Can someone post the one of Ecolo and Ringo? need it for a friend haha[/spoiler/]

As the guy who kept shitposting with that, there's an internal version that shows it's not ringo in there.

I wanna do things to him

I like the bandana swordsman guy.

One autist found a pixiv artist who drew some of it, and try to force it into a meme when Puyo threads were more active.

>Tfw Seriri never ever
GODAMMIT I WANT MY NINGYO REEEEEEE

>tried
I don't know if you know this, but it worked.
Ocean Prince is a mainstay on /trash/'s vore thread. I see that stupid smug fuck every goddamn time I open those threads.

Why are you going into those threads?

Me too! He's really good at getting a head in life.

Because Ecolo vore getting memed on these threads back when PPT came out made me realize I was into it.
Send help.

I've never played anything but multiplayer on my friends' copies, does something bad happen to Bandana Marth in story mode?

the puyo puyo series is a spinoff of a dungeon crawling series called madou monogatari, where he gets beheaded in one of them

New patch soon
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That of all things made you realize you liked vore? You're a pretty late bloomer.

why

Panel de Pon
Because I want another PdP game ;_;

Out of my way, sonnuvabitches.

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>doing a pair battle with Sukedotara and Ocean Prince on the same team has them give out unique spellshouts when you combo them together
Truly, the best team.
OP > Sukedotara

How can one girl be so perfect?

Becauseyou're a fag who fell for Sega's marketing.
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will it add the option to blacklist music and pieces, or combine all the online lobbies into one?

Your "perfect" girl is a lewd slut.

Exactly.

The patch notes are right there, user.

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Best boy

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This must be what hell is like

what new characters would you like from a new puyo puyo game?

There are so many characters in Puyo Puyo Tetris I don't know, so I decided to play all the main series games in order since I only ever played Tsu and the Kirby and Sonic reskins of the first arcade game. I'm on Fever 2 at the moment and I'm having a good time so far.

Tsu is still my favorite, and I couldn't stand Yon so I youtube'd the story mode.

Fever 2 is my favorite along with 20th, honestly. I personally think that Fever 2 has the best artstyle, too.
Who's your favorite character so far?

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Something about that generic artstyle makes my dick really hard.
Hell, I even like her dub voice. Fucking mental.

I've only done Amitie's first two courses so far, so it's kind of hard to say right now. I like Accord and Ocean Prince a lot though, and Sig seems like he could be interesting.

I like the way you think user.

>new
Unless it's a Pop'n or Mean Bean Machine crossover, I'd rather they just ditch the 24 limit and start putting in all the characters from Fever/Fever 2 and the Compile games instead of makingore new ones.
I mean fuck, the last tome they made new characters was Chronicle, and they were both fucking trash.

>get an 8-chain
>OH-OH-OH-OH-OH IT'S FROM THE SHOW

>I like Accord and Ocean Prince a lot though
Good taste.
>and Sig seems like he could be interesting
Boy, 7 is gonna make you real mad.

Thanks.

Also I don't think I'm gonna take the chance of hovering over that spoiler, even if it's a real tiny one, since I actually really like the stories and characters in these games. Let me know if it's just a joke or something.

>tfw oshare bones has been MIA since 15th

>they probably don't own the rights to that design, so they'll just use his modern design

>puyo art
>generic

he left on a journey to find his love

Who would watch a Puyo Puyo cartoon on CN like how the Sonic Boom cartoon is there?

i'd watch any sort of puyo media, even if it was generic 3d or american 2d

Only if it was in the Fever 2 artstyle, and animated like the Pachinko machine.
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Why is he so moe?

i absolutely hate anime girls, i have never found them attractive. but draco and accord are the only exceptions i will make.

There's one cunt on the demo that's practically impossible to beat one-on-one unless you outscore her by like 30K+ wtihin a few minutes.

>Do three tetris in a row.
>Doesn't matter because ROCK PUNCH WIND KICK IRON KNEE 24/7.

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>doing tetrises
>losing to the piss-easy PPT AI, too
user.
I hate to tell you this, but you're bad at Tetris.
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It's funny because the descriptions are swapped.

God, this image is the perfect example of how bad PP7's art was.
Damn shame, with how nice and stylish Fever 2 looked.

I love spicc-kun!! He's cute!!!

As a game, Yon was pretty bad but I really liked the art style it had.

Oh yeah, agreed on that. I'd definitely say that Yon and Fever 2 are the best looking games of the series, and I especially liked that it actually gave a sense of scale to the characters rather than most of them being the same height/body type.
Damn shame that art like that doesn't really sell any more.

>Most of these complaints are about voices and animations

Why do you buy games?

>puts his bottle of coke where he's most likely to hit it with his arm and spill all over his keyboard
Your husbando is a fucking moron.

>most
>not even half
user, have you never fucking played a goddamn Puyo game in your life?
First off, character, animations, and voices are a huge part of Puyo. They're what sets it apart on an aesthetic level from Tetris in the first place; Tetris is just an abstraction, where Puyo gives you characters who CONSTANTLY shout out attacks and such every time you match anything. Those voices cannot be turned off. If the voices sound like shit, then you're constantly hearing it EVERY MINUTE YOU PLAY THE GAME. Aside fro. that, I out my biggest complaints first; content-wise, PPT is NOTHING. The standard for most Puyo games is the inclusion of the Tsu ruleset, the Fever ruleset, and at least 2-3 others on top of that. Puyo Puyo 20th Anniversary has TWENTY FUCKING RULESETS, which all have their own options inside of those. PPT has five. That's it. Let's look at those.
>VS.
Standard Puyo Tsu ruleset, SRS Tetris. Tetris is completely fucking unbalanced and good Puyo vs good Tetris will have the Tetrid player win nearly every single goddamn time.
>Swap
The one actually good mode. A little unbalanced, but not to the same degree as the others. Actually pretty fun, though the inclusion of other Puyo/Tetris rulesets would have been great.
>Fusion
A fucking mess that nobody plays, and for good reason.
>Big Bang
Endless Fever mode from previous games, but arguably worse.
>Party
Regular Puyo Tsu and Tetris but with annoying powerups and a victory system based on score, of all the fucking things.

Gee, sure is a good Puyo game. Poor character choices as a result of the Tetris OCs, poor voice acting regardless of version that you will be hearing CONSTANTLY, less content than any other Puyo game in over a decade, and less satisfying animations when compared to the game before it.

Fuck outta here.

Nah, their lines are the same as usual regardless of their partner. Only the victory line is unique.

>leaving out the single player modes

Oh, the sinlgeplayer modes? You mean a series of normal fucking AI matches with one boring-ass plotline threading you through them all? Sure, I'll tear into that shit, too.
The score-attack/practice/endurance type solo modes have been in nearly ever Puyo game since Fever, or at least 15th. Fucking gee, they actually included something that's expected in a Puyo game, color me surprised. The story is weak as fuck, too; most of the jokes outside of the postgame "dream" chapters which, by the way, were all paid DLC in the original releases, fall flat, and the story itself is weak due to most of the non-bonus chapters spending too much time on the boring-ass Tetris characters instead of all the possible storylines or characters they could be exploring that Puyo already has. As for content? Let's look at what other Puyo games have.
>Fever
Easy, normal, and hard courses, each with their own stories. Okay, sure, less content. From over a decade ago. But sure, whatever. That being said, even Fever's hard mode is harder than even the very last levels of PPT.
>Fever 2
Three characters (Amite, Sig, and Raffine) each with their own easy/medium/hard courses that all have their own stories that tie into eachother. Hmm. Still a bit less content than PPT, but there's certainly more challenge and character exploration to be found in Fever 2.
>15th
Literally every single character gets their own course.
>7
I'll give you this one. It's just the one course.
>20th
Every single character gets their own course, plus a bonus course at the end to tie off the story of 20th. There's also a chain builder in 20th, though.
>Chronicles
An entire fucking Puyo RPG.

PPT is weak, son.

Holy shit Sukeroudara is huge. I always thought at most, he reached Arle's waist.

He's only huge in that game, sadly. For all it's faults, Yo~n's art was absolutely amazing.
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I want Nohoho back, but I don't like his Puyo Puyo Quest design.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ACTING THE MICKEY, VIRGINIA