Confessions/gaming sins

>Favorite game
>darkest secret

GTA San Andreas
I had a murderer confess his crime to me.

Bloodborne/Breath of the Wild
my wife was "too tired" to have sex with me on the night we got married

San Andreas/OoT
I was raped by my teen cousin, when I was a child.

Killer Instinct

I am playing Nioh on an xbox one controller as we speak.

I know I'm a monster

Well that's dark. What were the genders in that situation? Not that it matters much

Also I've never played gta before, where should I start?

start with III even though it can be frustrating at times.

Genders were M and M.

The Last of Us/Half-Life 2/Ocarina of Time
I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became was an addict who beat my mom and ruined her life.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
In high school girls used to befriend me so I would do their work. They were always upbeat and nice, would constantly ask me about my weekend, and tell me how smart and sophisticated I was. Eventually I started fucking up and they all moved onto another kid who also got good grades.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
I’ve spent over 100 dollars on girlfriend audios.

>OOT fags were abused as children
seems about right

Well that's sad.

I wasn't

>I’ve spent over 100 dollars on girlfriend audios.
Had sympathy until that.

wtf are girlfriend audios

EU4
I killed my sisters rabbit and blamed it on the dog back in highschool. Family still believes it.

Devil May Cry 3

I'm a NEET that spends almost all day every day on Sup Forums, even though I keep telling myself to quit this site. I don't even post that much, I just spend all my time lurking threads.

Rune Factory 4
When I moved away from home, I planned on staying away. my family constantly asks when I am coming home and I tell them soon....but i never plan on going back,

waiting for the 2D Metroid psychopaths to appear

we should lock them all up tbf, they are the most evil people in these threads by far

Never played Deus Ex, OOT, MGS and i find Starcraft and Warcraft series boring.

I play Defence of the ancients sometimes and i have over 5000 hours in TF2.

I still have some old consoles, SNES, 64 and GameCube with some really good games, but i am too lazy and i spend most of my time watching anime and playing obscure JRPGS/RPGS.

>s.t.a.l.k.e.r
>freshman year I tricked the frosh linemen who was particulary fat into thinking that a stacy liked him and he had this whole moment infront of the whole school asking her to prom and she said no was laughing the entire time.

OP here, I should have made it clearer as to what I mean.

>be me aged 16
>I'm a britbong and I live in a typical small English village
>family has bought a new dog
>nearby to my house are 2 public footpaths for dogwalkers and bike riders and shit
>colloquially known as the "yellow road" and "black road"
>taking new dog out for a walk on the black road
>a golden retriever runs towards me and my dog, starts sniffing around and doing other dog stuff
>see owner walking towards me, I call out "don't worry mate my dog is friendly"
>he doesn't say anything, no smile or nod of approval. Nothing.
>bald guy in his 60s, wearing those typical serial killer glasses
>he says "excuse me, but do you know who Linda Matthews is?"
>16 and somewhat cocky, I say "no I don't. Why, should I know who it is?"
>he looks at me like I've just spat in his face
>he bends down to grab his dogs collar then gets back up to face me
>"No. It doesn't matter"
>he walks by me with his dog and I walk ahead somewhat confused
>I get a slight distance from him before I turn to see what he's doing
>he's just stood looking at me
>I say "what? what are you looking at?"
>"You know, you really shouldn't be talking to bad men."
>before I can say anything, he turns back around and walks away

I found out about a month later this "Linda Matthews" was murdered in her house by her husband, and he had turned himself in to the police a few days after.
It was that guy who I got cocky with on the black road.
I've not been on that road since and I've never told anyone as to why that is.

Tony hawk pro skater 2
I am so deep in debt and depressed that my family stopped talking to me that I bought a shotgun with the last money I have
bye guys

Crusader Kings 2
I keep giving the impression that I'm a regular heterosexual male, but the truth is I'm have never felt hard in my entire life (and I'm 25).

Shadow of the Colossus
same as this

>metal slug 3
>dark souls story/lore isn't that great and is half finished on purpose to make it look more mysterious and interesting
>kojima is a terrible writer and gets a pass cause of nostalgia and sometimes the games he slaps his name on can be fun
>a base building rts is superior by default
>nintendo consoles are only good for first party games and everything since the gamecube has been utter shit
>the existence of black people in a game is not in and of itself evidence of sjw stupidity
>I like and still play modern video games

So he didn't confess to you, he just mentioned his victim's name.

Deus Ex
I ruined my life playing vidya and I dont regret it, I would rather be all alone playing good vidya than getting a gf or being succesful

Sup Forums has been more damaging to me, I feel. I only got here in 2011, but at this point, I've probably spent more time on Sup Forums than the time I've spent on video games throughout my entire life.

spiderman 2
i cant get it up properly and im only 22. i have a decent diet and im not overweight. i watch too much porn and jerk off nearly every day for hours at a time. ive been trying to stop since 2013 and havent made any real progress. sex feels numb

>Street fighter 3: Third Strike
>i was diagnosed with schizophrenia 2 years ago but refuse to tell anyone, including my family and closest friends out of fear of being ostracized

>Metroid Prime 2
> I intentionally broke my dogs leg when I was younger, also hit the first girl to express feelings towards me (not at the same moment, but i felt it gave me a leverage)

>Planescape: Torment
>I'm a faggot, but I can't admit it in my country

yeah same, I cant believe I relate more to fucking anonymous people on the internet than my close friends

what country ?

>my close friends

Must be nice.

this isn't a fucking game

>Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
I am a genuine supporter of the Soviet Union, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Kim Il-Sung, Josip Broz Tito and ESPECIALLY Enver Hoxha

>Must be nice.
it isnt

BIG
ALBANIAN
BUNKERS

Dork souls

I'm in hell and you're all part of an illusion

Favorite game - Chrono Cross
Darkest secret - My favorite game is Chrono Cross

Earthbound
I had taken some anti-motion sickness pills the day of my wedding and was barely staying awake during the reception. Still managed to dick her down pretty well when we got back to the hotel.

>fallout new vegas
>I'm not antisocial or ugly or anything but I feel deep down that I'm going to end up alone because I'd probably have problems with intimacy and I think I'm going to be here the rest of my life

Kingdom hearts

I let my dog lick my dick until I unleashed my load all over its face and then let my other dog lick it off.

ICO
I piss in sinks alot because it's more comfortable.

Yeah I really have nothing else to confess my life is that boring outside of video games, got a giantess fetish but most people are into at least one strange thing so not that weird.

...

>Favorite game
Gothic 2
>darkest secret
I used to have a neighbor whose dad was a drunk and mostly angry, especially with his son and wife. The boy was a decent friend of mine and we used to hang out a lot when I was younger. I was a pervy little kid and stole my fathers porn magazines once to show them to my friend. When we were watching the magazines in his room, his dad drunk as hell stormed in and caught us of guard. He ripped the magazine out of his sons hands and smashed his beer bottle on a table. He screamed at us and asked who's magazine that was. I was terrified as fuck and said that it was his sons and he wanted me to take as look at them. You've never seen so much hate and betrayal inside someones eyes as I back in the day. His dad then grabbed me by my collar and dragged me outside. After he threw me out and banged the door close i've heard some screaming before I ran back home.
About half an hour later I've heard police sirens and an ambulance. Next day my mom told me that they arrested my neighbors dad because he has beating my friend to near death and that he's was in a hospital now. Friend died 15 hours later on internal bleeding and his father got life in jail. I have no idea what happened to his mother but nobody but me knows about it. I still feel really guilty but it could also have been me dying there.

Sonic 3 and Knuckles
I work at a public school district but still jerk off to anime lolis. Posting this probably put me on a watch list even though real little girls are among the most unbearable creatures on the planet in my eyes.

>because it's more comfortable
How tall are you?

I've got no dark secrets to tell, I'm just a sad loser who cut contact with the only friends I had.

5 foot 10/11 inches, pretty average

I can't finish games anymore. I can't enjoy them. I can only continue to play multiplayer games. Help me, I just want to enjoy these things again.

Good luck I'm inside 700 bunkers

Unless you live off government funbucks, it sounds like you haven't ruined your life to me OP.

Pokemon Yellow

Im getting married in two weeks. I dont love her the only reason im getting married is because my family used to always bother me about not having a girlfriend, and after joining the military a few years ago I feel like its time to settle down and just start my life properly. maybe one day ill grow to love her.

Also, im in the military and fucking hate this shit. The recruiters and the civilians always hype it up to be the greatest thing in the world but its the most drama and bullshit I've ever seen in my entire life, while being the easiest job I've ever had, so I feel like I'm not earning my paycheck but also feel like my job is useless because I have 0 impact on the real world, especially in my field (submarines)

>Fallout NV
>I used my dad's razor to shave my pubes when I was 14 once and never told anyone.

How do you piss in a sink then?
For an average-sized person a sink is about at their crotch level. Do you climb up on the counter and squat? How is that more comfortable than standing or sitting?

What the fuck, Jack

My name is Juan.

That distinction is important, user. You're a lot less weirder than you think

Don't you dare talk back to me

each time i see this i get chills

Maybe the sinks in my house are lower to the ground for some reason? Don't know what to tell you user but resting my junk on the sink while pissing is more comfortable than it hanging in mid air when using the toilet.

Reminds me of that ad for Rayman where he's pissing in the urinal and everyone else in the bathroom is looking at him

Si señor.

Don't do it or at least get a prenup dawg

Why havent you killed yourself yet

How fit are you to be with the military? Or did you get trained up to a decent physical shape when you joined?

SMT: Strange Journey
I once masturbated next to my brother three times in the span of five hours.

It happened a couple months ago.

Did you read what he said? The same guy turned himself in for the murder.

Go skeet shooting faggot, then go hunting

Persona 4
When I fought soul of cinder in DS3 it made me sad when I heard gwyn's theme. I know it's just fanservice but it took me back 5 years to a better time. I'll miss dark souls.

Brood War

I'm a repressed tranny and will never transition; the main reason for this is I don't want to be reliant on pills for the rest of my life.

I can straight up just rest my dick on the sink and piss if I wanted too. I don't though.

I did drop a load in there this morning though when morning wood was frankly just making me think of sex nonstop and I didn't want to risk getting it all over clothing and shit so yeah... That was my morning.

Can you be my girlfriend

Deus Ex
Is it strange that I have no dark secrets?

Crash Team Racing

I legitimately get nostalgic about 2011 and early-2012 Sup Forums.

Fallout New Vegas
I prefer Dark Souls 2 over 1, but 1 over 3

Source

I gurantee they fucking know. You cant hide that.

I'm 5'6 and can piss in the sink pretty easily. I do it to conserve water sometimes if I just pissed within the last half hour. Plus I'm pretty sure it helps clear out the pipes if you do it in moderation.

I jack it to shota and loli sometimes but real little kids are to be protected. Porn ≠ real life.

Im pretty chubby to be honest. The military has fairly low standards when it comes to physical fitness, but I did lose like 40 pounds before I joined.

Nah I gotta do it, I'm pretty apathetic about most of it but it does come with benefits, free vagina whenever I want, and if her grandmother ever fucking dies she gets a sizable inheritance from it (though if my grandfather dies soon so do I), and she isnt the kind of person to fuck me over I think, I just dont understand what this whole love thing is about probably

That's some pathetic shit, user.

Can you guarantee me a lifetime supply of HRT?

Has she guilted you into an open relationship yet, or does she assume you're dumb enough to not notice her sleeping around?

why are metroid fags so broken

who fucking cares as long ure not a literal pedophile and jerk it to 3d

Final Fantasy 9

I don't really have any "friends" and I'm generally okay with it.

Yes I can.

And?
That guy didn't confess shit to OP. He confessed to the police.
It would have beej interwsting if the murderer would still be about and free, and it would be OPs obligation to tell on him so he gets arrested, making it a dark secret, but this is not the case.

It's like me saying my darkest secret is in knowing that the director of jeepers creepers is a pedophile.

Sure then, I'll be right over.

>Incoming inheritance
Even more reason to get a prenup

Deus Ex
I'm probably going to die alone and a virgin. I'm 22 and have never had a gf. I don't have any friends either.

>maybe one day ill grow to love her.

Is it just me, or are there more married people on Sup Forums these days than there used to be? I see more posts mentioning marriage and wives and stuff nowadays.

I'm not one of those "FUCK OFF NORMALFAG REEEEE" posters, this is just something that I'm wondering about.

"You're here forever" isn't a joke, user.

Fight night round three

I shot someone because they tried to molest a good friend, I love my job no matter what anyone says because it pushes me to grow up. I smoke 420 on my days off to forget my childhood of sleeping with a family member and almost dying several times on accident

>The military has fairly low standards when it comes to physical fitness
I'm actually surprised at reading this

Earthbound and Mother 3
I had a insane obsession with vore when I was like 12. I would go on youtube and watch this channel that made all these shitty vore animations for hours on end. Eventually I actually learned how to masturbate when one time I imaged a named women being eaten. At one point my brother found me watching them and when he saw them he was just like "what the fuck", he is a normalfag, and I was so ashamed I stopped watching the shitty videos.

nah i don't think so, they think I'm a little odd, but people have thought that of me my whole life, plus I'm medicated so that makes my symptoms somewhat manageable and easy to hide, especially when i have my own apartment and and choose not to socialize when I'm having a particularly bad day

I know that all too well.

I really should quit Sup Forums though. My excessive browsing of this site is literally detrimental to me, my sleeping patterns, my productivity, etc.

Welcome to the club, bub. It gets easier as time goes on.

>Yoshi's Island
>I'm a borderline Chad and I'll probably be a millionaire by 35
>I hate my friends, girls I meet, and my hobbies
>most comfortable in life alone in my apartment masturbating to hentai and watching anime or playing vidya
>no one knows this


One day i'll just blow it all wide open