Choose your fighter

Choose your fighter

That depends, do I have all characters unlocked? if so, I gotta go with Jason. He's the highest rated.

Flash Brown looks like the guy from New Girl.

They all look like Pornstars

Jason has 9.2? how good is he?

dingo for sure

his spin move is unstoppable, anti-airs don't even stop it

Madingo looks like he can just wail on people with his cement block fists.

Mandingo's penis is the only penis that is above 6 inches in length.

Is the guy with the biohazard tattoo there?

LOW

Prince Yashua

Those negros are really ugly

Looked them up, they actually are.
>Not putting in classics like Santino Lee and Sean Michaels

Jovan's my nigga, he looks like he can steal a bike and get away with it.

One-shot Johnny.

i've never played this but my gf says she mains johnson

>2017
>not playing Flash Brown
Name a character with a better ability than Flash's super speed.

>popularity rank
>guys

someone actually watches it for the dudes wtf

I play the low tiers

>Santino Lee
We oldschool Sup Forums nao!

>One Shot Johnny
>not All Shot Johnnys

Prince Yashua looks like a boss character so him.

Brown flash is OP but niche.

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The nicest looking negro, Rob Piper bottom right gets 5.7.

What a shame.

>Jeezy vs Nu Gucci

Who wins?

Prince Yahshua looks like the final boss, but when he is about to declare victory over you, Flash Brown backstabs him and you find out he is the real final boss.

>no lex steele

i pick /ourguy/

haha nice

>John Johnson
>Flash Brown
>Prince Yahshau
>Just Mandingo
This is honestly fucking hilarious.

Prince Yahshua

Mandingo, he has telekinesis

Wesley Pipes was the fumiest name in porn for a nigga ever. Too bad he's a needle dick.

Prince Yashua with his Timberlands and knee protectors is the ultimate fighter. I feel for Rob Piper though. Casuals can't handle his style.

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LOW.
TIER.
GOD.

>implying anyone would choose a class that doesn't have the gun

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
TO SOME FAT FUCK ON YOUTUBE

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes frying pan*

nothing personal, granny

Prince Yashua is a literal glass cannon.

>not being a badass fighter granny

LOW.

50%+ of the audience is there to be mesmerized by the dicks.

Flash Brown is clearly the people's choice. I main John Johnson because he's the edgy contrarian's choice

I choose the mod that deletes this thread.

GAME OVER.

>No Lex Steele
>No Brian Pumper
>No Shane Diesel
Trash Roster to be honest.

>he browses a video game board
>he doesn't choose Jovan "CJ" Jordan

VIDEO GAMES

Prince Yashua

>No Julio Gomez

Delete thread.

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>Didn't go full retard while playing Sonic
>Didn't sperg out when pewdiepie said nigger
Is this the LTG redemption arc?

I pick whoever this guy is

>Not making casuals rage by playing the joke character and winning

Is Elsa Jean /ourgirl/?

>implying I can't tank those bullets
>implying I can't blitz those bullets