Meanwhile, at the Co/v/enant's holy city High Charity

Meanwhile, at the Co/v/enant's holy city High Charity...

how many shitposters did they have?

Can a Sangheili impregnate a human?

Why would you like to know?

Only one way to find out

Yeah but it can't be Italian. Sangheili plus Italy = Spaghetti

...

where da A.I. waifus at

is it supposed to be a hallowed out planetoid or some such?

AHHH HERITCS

Yes, exactly that, good eye user!

It's actually not, it's centered around a forerunner ship that left the prophet homeworld and the earth attached to the bottom that went with it

Why do all the Halo ships have weird names?

at least one who payed attention

Reminder that all Jackals need to go back to their holes

>Two For Flinching
>weird

Goddamn, I wish we didn't name our military hardware after Presidents or land warfare generals

imperium star destroyer BTFO

Guys, my breathing tank is getting a little low. Can I get a replacement?

>tfw ever since Unggoy got internet access shitposting went up 1000% on 4cov.

Because it's rad as hell.


I have an extra under my bunk, but if I go back for it I'll miss my spot in line for the food nipple, so your out of luck.

I WILL continue my campaign against the humans

Fuck off you hairy faggot we were here first

Is homosexuality a sin in Forerunnerism?

Whats in the fridge, guys?

>Implying the Kig-Yar aren't master call shitposters.

>some fucking kig-yar cunt stole my gekz, saying some incomprehensible shit, probably we wuz pirates n shiet or something
>tfw can't get gas tank infusions and be lit out of my mind now
enough is enough. it's time to make 2552 look like 2462. unggoy uprising now!

GAS THE KIGS RACE WAR NOW

>tfw no qt Human gf

The things I would to a female sangheili...

HAPPENING

>poisons unggoy infusions

>[muffled REEEEEEEing]

AHUGH AHA AHA AHA

Kig-Yar = Niggers
Unggoy = Spics
San'Shyuum = Jews
Sangheili = White

post it

inb4 Culture ship names

Jiralhanae?

sangheili are muh honor asians

GROOOAAAH MEAT MEAT I FUCKING LOVE MEAT

Would you?

Imagine living on the opposite side of High Charity from where "In Amber Clad" crashed, and hearing the Parasite just invaded.

>Would you fuck this conventionally attractive woman?

Nah man, who would do that?... What's the source, who the hell is Rocket

that's not an sangheili

No, you will not.

>Gas the kigs

>you'll never have a relaxing, evening barbeque with your ravenously hungry brute gf

Why were the prophets mentally retarded? They decide to purge the Elites for no real reason and cause a civil war that cost them everything.

Abbos

They decided to purge the Elites because they found out the truth behind the Forerunners and were planning to spread that knowledge. It was either beat them to the punch by claiming them as heretics and purging them so that their claims would seem unfounded or let them spill the beans and cause the entire Covenant to dissolve overnight.

If the Prophets knew the truth about the Forerunners, and presumably the Halo rings, why were they still so eager to go through with the Great Journey thing?

The elites were bound to kill them all anyway, they couldn't hide the truth much longer and they knew it. Their contact with humans was fucking all that up because the elites were starting to ask questions like why weren't the humans offered a place in the covenant like everyone.

They wanted to kill them and use a stupider species.

My only guess is that truth was just a raving lunatic, he had gone so balls deep by the time they realized how much they fucked up that if he ever admitted it the entire prophet race would be butchered for what they had done in the name of their worship of forunner tech which turned out to be nothing but pain and suicide for anyone involved.

That's probably why he went to the ark at the end, he was the only one left who knew the truth of what mendicant bias said so he deluded himself to think that if he destroyed the galaxy like the forunners did then he could start the great journey like they did. Which was actually was just them leaving the galaxy after the flood and halos destroyed it completely.

He was an idiot, forbidden to breed because he was inferior, and suffering from extreme delusion and cognitive dissonance because of all the revelations that had been revealed from the human covenant war. He was just acting irrational because he was a loon by the end of it, he couldn't about that literally everything in his life was indisputably false.

truth still had faith that if they activate the rings those who believe will transcend.

Would you like to know more?

How do you guys feel about the Nu-flood? Outside of the glowy bits they look great imo

No, cross species impregnation is impossible. That and the Sanghelli are probably reptilian in reproduction.

>tfw at holy nocturnal leisure facility during active phase of biological cycle
>Mgalekgolo slaps my clutch-mate's rear
>clutch-mate is thrown through holy transparent looking-hole and falls into the void
>tfw don't know if I'm supposed to seek holy retribution against the entire Mgalekgolo or only the Lekgolo responsible for the strike

>trying to claim a seat in the canteen before the unggoy get there

The names are cool as fuck tho
>Long Night of Solace
>In Amber Clad

muslims

why are they back again tho

Inside High Charity on the Ark.

Wort wort wort.

Also daily reminder that the prophets lie.

HERESY

DELET THIS FILTH

dude space mushroom lmao