What will we see in the inevitable next reboot?

What will we see in the inevitable next reboot?

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B cups

Probably a good break and then an actually attractive busty lara with difficult gameplay.

Something promising but ultimately soulless and disappointing

The return of the mansion, the return of the Buttler, and her being FUCKING BRITISH AGAIN.

Never understood the removal of those.

If these trends don't change, 60" waist and A cup.

Something, something discrimination, something something colonialism.

>60" waist
What did he mean by this?

Horrifying nightmares about semi humanoid blob abominations, that's what I meant.

When did she stop being British? She never lost the accent in the reboot.

Her VA is barely British.

Nothing. They will just drop the game entirely. They were planning to do that after the disastrous sales of TR'13 (sales themselves were great, but they've spend so much money on marketing, they were still in red after selling 4 million copies). It's nothing short of miracle they didn't put a plug back then on the franchise. Then the idiotic "limited exclussive" bullshit for Rise utterly killed any profitability of the game, so they are STILL in red with it.
At this point, the final part of the origin trilogy is one step away from cancellation, since everything depends on Squenix final sales for this year. If they will be still in red by end of 2017, the third game will be cancelled.

Honestly, the 2nd reboot is a fucking nightmare. Not only they've ruined everything that was good about the series and the character for an origin story NOBODY asked for, but they also managed to put themselves into a corner with retarded marketing and distribution strategy, only to utterly wreck the franchise, kill any interest and just burry it.

The only thing that still keeps me with TR at all at this point is waiting for Nicobass' TR2 remake. Or news about Squenix sueing him for copyright infringement

When Crystal Dynamics along with Rhianna Prattchet decided to deliberately drop anything that even suggested Lara Croft is British, not to mention fucking nobility.

>Nicobass' TR2 remake
Didn't felt this good while playing TR since replaying TR4 in 2014. The demo is a fucking perfection and it's a one-guy project.

They'll make lara croft a tranny

Nick is already facing charges for that game. And worst case scenario, Square will sue instead Epic Games, who will in turn deny access to Unreal Engine to him and officially it won't be even Square vs Nick, but Epic Games vs Nick, making them the bad guy for fandom.

>Nick is already facing charges for that game
Gonna need a source there buddy, since the game already got official sanction provided absolutely no money is involved.

>next reboot?

Hasn't this series been rebooted like 3 or 4 times already? Either get it right or just stop

Not him, but he was not given that sanction. Square Enix Europe (so former Eidos) law department evaluated the case after they've found out about the project and denied him sanction, but also didn't push for cease and desist. In short - they have him by the balls and any moment can sue him if they feel like it, but simply didn't do it already.

Considering it's Eidos (well, sort of), I wouldn't be surprised if they would let him continue with the project, sue him and seize almost finished product, only to rework it slightly, repack it and sell it via Crystal Dynamics "own" work, just like it went with Anniversary.

Different generations like different things I guess.
And Lara's name is too famous to drop it altogether.

Offically, it was rebooted only once. But TR: Legend was a "soft" reboot anyway, so go figure.
And yeah, once they are done with the current game, there either will be a reboot OR they are going to drop the franchise. No way they are going to continue the current line the game is following with the retarded origin trilogy concept.

Honestly? They would be better off if they would create a completely different franchise rather than the 2013 game and throw around enough nods and shout-outs to TR series, rather than trying to reinvent the fucking wheel and failing spectacularly with it.
Who, from the new people, cared about the franchise before the TR'13? Most likely they never even heard about it and the original Core run is older than your average current-gen TR player.

Trans Lara.

Like the new movie

>listen here, boy. You are not getting out until we ALL are satisfied.

Do you realize that you will never satisfy legend Lara?

Brown Laras are always the best

What?

I'm not sure what would be more gay - trans or roid beast Lara.

She has that disgusting americanised accent you hear on young women nowadays

>B cups
She already has them you idiot

I guess it's too risky to start new franchises nowadays.

It's not. And it never is.

Remember Black Flag? Aka Ass Creed 4? It was literally a thing on its own and could easily drop entirely the very thin veneer of AC put on it, turning into a completely new franchise Ubisoft could milk for few years straight, making fuckload of money on it.
Instead, they've just made it part of the AC, utterly wrecking their chance for new franchise literally put on a silver plate for them by the their own dev studio.

And that's literally how all big-budget reboots, reworks and prequels are made nowdays - games that could perfectly work on their own and gathering new playerbase, while also getting a free ticket for good reviews as new titles ending up dragged into shit-tier franchising for no reason at all other than the believe that its the franchise that sells and not the game content.

And to elaborate - making it a reboot/prequel puts you in a really unfavourable comparison with the original game or rest of the franchise. Meanwhile, being a thing on your own allows you to start fresh and the exact same game can get a free pass, because there is no direct comparison.

>Splatoon

Remember when the series was mostly puzzles, proper platforming, and ACTUAL FUCKING TOMB RAIDING?

Well, Square doesn't either.

Nicobass remembers:
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And before you start talking about "but it's like Crystal Games" - it only looks like them. Other than that, works like Core games.

Am I only one who liked LAU?
People are usually either on core or nuLara side.

They saw how much better uncharted was and decided to copy it which is funny because people always considered uncharted a copy of tomb rader but now its the other way around.

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>the origin trilogy

They really need three games for Lara's new origin?

I liked only Underworld from LAU "trilogy", mostly because it had interesting levels, like Thailand and Mexico.
Legend was too short, had the constant chatter and unremarkable levels (again, too short) with zero complexity.
Anniversary was a cheap imitation trying to be TR1 without even understanding what made TR1 great in the first place. Not to mention gutting out the game.

Yes, only three. What did you expect? Origin story going for 5 games?

>Legend was too short
Fucking this. A TR you can beat in fucking 6 hours during your first playthrough with fucking 100%? What the fuck?! The fact there is a timer in the game and it openly encourages you to make it quick makes it only worse.

>there is a timer in the game
Only in time trial mode.

Doesn't change shit. The game encourages speed runs, period. And even if you take your time, there is literally anything to do than just progressing forward. Tomb Raider Dox, an amatour game with just first half of first level has more secret locations and encouragement toward exploration than entire Legend ever had.

I want an anniversary edition of TR2.

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Get on times, man. The project is going for over a year and finally started giving solid result.
I'm gonna bet you are not going to find both secrets in your first attempt.

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>this is a b-cup

fucking virgins

Cup means shit by itself without band size.

Give her a cute girlfriend!

Done.

user...
Still, decent choice

>Pezzini
>Cute

I miss those. Started as shitty "90s lesbians" fanservice, turned out into solid comic book series on its own.
And then LAU reboot killed it due to "not following official lore".

Honestly it's silly to see Lara with someone let alone another woman.

loli lara

Lara should pair up with Hana.

>I'm too young to remember that pairing
They've made a perfect couple. It was the only serious relationship Lara ever was in the entire franchise, similar how Jean-Yves was her only real friend in the entire franchise.

I'm 26, but I missed it entirely indeed.
Dunno how canon these comics were, but even in LAU where they tried to develop here more, she's still alone and self-sufficient in this regard.

NO cups, due to breast cancer.

They were 100% canon, that's the point. And around issue 20 or something turned out to be better story-wise than the games EVER were, either under Core or Crystal.
The only reason it was discontinued was due to reboot. TopCow wanted to continue the comics, Crystal was interested in making their own to promote "new Lara", TC wrapped the original series with the 50th issue, they've made a single issue for Legend Lara and... for next three years lawyers of both companies were "trying to reach an agreement". Eventually TopCow simply dropped the issue.

The best part is - I'm not even into American comics and this shit was still a good read.

This

Why censor this man's pecs?

S T I C C

And always reminds me about this guy. You've got a serious problem when a fucking guy is more womanly than you.

In fact I read some of them recently and keep reading from time to time, but I planned to avoid those crossovers, they are bad usually.
>they've made a single issue for Legend Lara
What's the issue exactly? I think I haven't seen it at all.

STICC

>a simple jaunt through Central America to recover some gold left behind by Columbus a half century ago
What? Is Christopher Columbus immortal in the comics? Did Lara travel through time? Or is that another dude altogether?

of WiiFit Trainer?

Considering the whole thing started with the crossover series and only then went into legit series on its own, you should give it a try.

And the Legend issue was just meh. Nothing special. But then again, what do you expect when comparing almost a decade of work and story build-up to compare with a single issue.

>And the Legend issue was just meh. Nothing special
I mean I'm interested how did they draw her.
It's a typo. Funny though.

gen 13 really set the standard for hot comic book bitches for quite a while didnt it.

You know we're talking about comic books when my first two guesses are completely viable plot points.

In brown top rather than teal one and dropping the pink teashades. Literally only real design change.

She dies at the beginning of the game but gets resurrected by the ancient artifact she was raiding, giving her special abilititties and perilous curses.

So like that Revisioned two-parter with Egyptian gods?

I wish the rest of the series was as good as it was.

Still can't find it. Can you spoonfeed?

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