*BREATHES IN*

*BREATHES IN*

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Honestly that's not even that bad. Your average weeaboo game has fewer players than that.

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Who are these people, someone needs to interview them asking why they're still bothering to boot the game up

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

it its pretty bad for a BILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE

HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

Developers.

[citation needed]

>melty steam version

Literally no one uses it. The community build definitely has more than 20 concurrent players.

Not an excuse for UNIEL on Steam though.

i can't even laugh at this anymore. I'd like to reset humanity.

In my future, 20 players is considered lively, unlike the past you envizion

*breaths out*

They also have a much, much smaller budget and are single player so they don't rely on a steady stream of players.

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It's a free weekend and 25% off, it'll probably bump up to 30.

youtu.be/IgZXoSTEy8Q

I guess, but it's pretty unfair to compare a game that came out a month ago to a game that isn't the latest entry in it's series on a platform no one who cares about fighting games actually uses

Thanks bro, I had to hold my breath until i saw this

At least they have unise- i mean gender neutral toilets!

*iced up*

Why does everything Nexon touch turn to dust?

What about Battleborn? I'm Curious

>They also have a much, much smaller budget and are single player
Confirmed for not knowing what you're talking about. Both of those games are basically exclusively multiplayer.

What's the point in even having bathrooms if you're just going to shit the bed?

WWIII soon, fellow american.

remember when cliffy b said fuck xbox when the only people that liked cliffy b were xbros?

literally on life support

pcgamesn.com/battleborn/battleborn-development-ends-maintenance-mode

Kim pls
Heh.

26 for bb, 58 for lawbreakers

I guess no one is SKILLED AF!

YFW there are more people in this thread than are playing lawbreakers

>gender neutral bathrooms become a thing
>bunch of creeps just hang out in them all day whacking off to the sounds of women pissing or whatever
>sexual assault statistics skyrocket
>false rape allegations skyrocket
>but this is okay because at least now it's progressive

S A U V A U G E

Melty Blood games, except for the first one and its remakes, only have your standard barebones arcade mode, just like most 2D fighting games. You might as well play Call of Duty with bots if this kind of single player is your jam.

>b-but muh weeeeebs
lol fuck off Cliffy you asshurt piece of shit.

So I'm on the PSN store and see Lawbreakers (it's already on sale btw) and this is literally the video that plays in the background youtu.be/_TQ8R7p3YNU

Nice advertising Cliffy

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Underrated bant.

Alright, will this work?
Create a software to pay players for playing certain games.
Get the money from the game company and i will take 5% cut from it.
It's a easy way to get rich, boys.

we just swing back to split bathrooms again

Slow news day? That's like reporting that water is wet.

pcgamer.com/you-can-play-lawbreakers-free-this-weekend/
Player count predictions?

probably 500 then it will drop again

That's because the majority for UNIEL is the Nips and PSN. The steam version isn't even the latest one, haven't been for 2 years now.

There I was completely wasted, out of work and down
All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
So I might as well begin to put some action in my life

LOOKIN' FOR MEEEEAT

BILLION DOLLAR

I
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THE GAME DIDNT FAILED FOR BEING PROGRESSIVE YOU XBOX FANBOYS!!!!!

>Actually mentions capitalists

The moment a game with non sexualized female characters fails its the moment you know gaming still has a lot to learn

NONE OF THAT "PEOPLE PLAYING MY GAME" BULLSHIT

I've never heard of any of theses games.

Believe it or not battleborn had a better launch than lawbreakers, it took almost 2 months for battleborn to get less than 1000 players
Lawbreakers dropped to 500 in less than 2 weeks

thats such a bad quote jesus...he's not winning over either side with that one

It should be able to get a few thousands, due to curiosity, if nothing else. I might even try it then, if I have the time.

But its retention will still probably be quite low, due to the price and strong competition.

>unlike the past you envision
Literally what did he mean by this? Am I envisioning a past without gender neutral bathrooms now or something? Is that something I or people do? What does it mea here?

But then I'd have to download it and risk the near certainty of it being shit instead of just playing something I like.

I hope overwatch pulls a Randy with lawbreakers and makes this a free weekend too

Good. Fuck Cliffy B.

>wanted to make a quick buck on united nations (aka minorities)
>black women are batshit with violet lipstick
Why are sjw the most racists assholes out there? What a fucking trainwreck of a society

it saying he's looking towards the future which he interprets as being entirely progressive and diverse while the other guy only looks at the past, which is entirely the opposite. Its how progressives align themselves, telling themselves and others that the only positive future is one where their ideals, and their ideals alone, will make for a better tomorrow. Funny how easy everything is in their future, completely ignoring entire races/cultures of people in the US that dont want to assimilate(chinese, japanese, jews, russians, most of black america). They want full protections(that they already get) plus special protections(pretending they dont get any prior protections) and they want all of this from the comfort of their cultural hugbox while maintaining the ability to blame everyone but themselves for that hugbox falling apart. *breathes*

free trial nigger, there are like 4 people and 16 bots playing your shit game WHAT IS YOUR TASK? MAKE YOUR SHIT F2P Already so maybe, maybe the other 3 clueless faggots have an actual reason to play this whack ass game

>tfw Brink has more players than Lawbreakers

There have been loads of "gender neutral" bathrooms forever, user. They're just fucking bathrooms; the new trend is putting some vague sign on them to show how progressive you are.

If anything it's men who lose out on unisex bathrooms, considering how absolutely filthy women's toilets are. You'd think it was the opposite, but it's not.

>Look up game on Steam Charts
>Game has X players
>Better shovel out an "article"
Is this what games journalism has become?

For what it's worth, Overwatch is on sale right now. Take that as you will.

Maybe those 20 players are having the time of their lives?

>TF2/Overwatch clone fails because it's shit

And pigs fly, everybody saw this coming

That's how I felt about Battleborn, but that's mostly because that game has such terrible aesthetics that I just couldn't bring myself to download it.

I hardly even know anything about Lawbreakers, but Cliffy, even though he's a huge cunt, has made some good games in the past.

But to be honest, there would be no point in buying this game even in the slim chance that it's good, due to the complete lack of a a player base. It's the eternal curse of a game that does poorly on launch.

I also don't want to buy games that try to promote themselves as "diverse". When will developers realize that for every sale they gain from being diverse, they lose three?

Being on the global top 20 of any game must be awesome, you are literally playing with the elite of the game

Exactly, what girl would want that?

Now this is just sad.

TF2 and Overwatch are the only games that did the team formula right in recent years. The clones and Paladins are utter shit.

I'm sorry but to believe that this game is a TF2 or an Overwatch clone is dangerously juvenile, so I can only imagine you are underage or trolling.
As this site is only for those over 18 years of age.
The door is over there.
If you are trolling then I do apologise to my fellow Sup Forums posters for giving you a (You).

t. Anita

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>Americans are this retarded they don't know "gender neutral" bathrooms are just normal bathrooms

See THIS is why the game failed.
It didn't list the other 88 genders on the gender neutral bathroom.

holy kek

what the fuck are those game names man

And why is it so dissimilar? Because it's a bit faster?

>east asian (Japanese?) characters on a suit that a nigress is wearing

unisex restrooms have been a thing forever

Nobody plays Melty on Steam user.

not even just the toilets, women smoke in bathrooms at an astounding fucking rate. They reek, and not even of shit.

He's saying that anyone who isn't hardcore liberal and progressiv, doesn't want to deconstruct every social norm and tradition is a baby manchild trumpvoter that wants everything to go back to 1950 instead of the glorious future where 2 homo dads can dress their 8 year old adoptive boy in drag.

Bane?

>not living in a house with separate mens and womens bathrooms

get on my level

The problem with cyberpunk is the over-reliance on China and Japan. It'd be nice to see a cyberpunk anything besides Deus Ex acknowledge other countries as being able to manufacture this shit.

>not living in a house where every room has its own bathroom

Lawbreakers and Battleborn are shitty Overwatch clones who had the misfortune of attempting to appeal to really shitty people like SJWs. Melty Blood is version 3 of a fighting game set in the Tsukihime universe, which is a VN made by Type-Moon. UNIST or however they call it is a somewhat okay fighting game made by Arksys who make GG and BB but it only really has a Japanese Arcade scene, not a lot of people play it.

Where have you been for the past couple of years?

That's probably because most major cities in China and some in Japan already look like they're cyberpunk, just with slightly futurism.

evidently in some better place, fuck it im going back

>micro-penises
>small dicks are so insecure they actually created a new gender for themselves

So this is the power of the people who fell for those "we need to end white males as the standard game character" conferences at GameDev Days.
Woah.

>they fucking dump their period shit in there
>they know how dirty the place is so when they piss/shit, they squat above the bowl, dirtying it further with their feet

Hopefully humanity won't survive.