Being Gamer and Having GF

How does if feel like to have a gf?

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anyone?

Salty bags of milk and coins of sand.

It depends on the girl

how you found her?

I've been with the same girl for 12 years, married for 8. What do you want to know?

never chase a bitch, always chase a check

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were you a neet? how it began?

Get a girl who likes playing games. Not too much though. A "raised on Nintendo" type. It's pretty great.
The downside is that you'll have to take turns with the Same.

*Switch.

No, we met in college, and I was working as a server to pay my rent, etc. I was pretty antisocial, though, and didn't go out much, just stayed in playing vidya with my two roommates. I got harried to go to a birthday party for a girl I'd known since junior high. I didn't really wanna go but for some reason I agreed to. I met the girl I would later marry at that party. I might never have met her if I hadn't left my apartment that night. The next 12 years of my life would've been very different if I had decided to just stay in and play WoW that night.

You'll never meet anyone staying home 24/7. It's awkward and painful but you HAVE to go outside and talk to total strangers.

Like heaven. That feeling of waking up next to a warm soft body rather than nothingness, amazing. Cuddling? Just as comfy as you imagine it to be. And sex? It really is one of the best things in the world.

it's a pain in the ass

>tfw fell asleep last night spooning and gently stroking my wife's naked butt
Fucking heaven, indeed.

Are video games the only thing that defines your identity? That's a small part in a relationship.

>And sex? It really is one of the best things in the world.

I'm already fucking sick to death of this shithouse meme.

it really is, if you do it with someone you love

stop

>GF wants to do something at 6
>wrap up multiplayer round / good place to save singleplayer at 5:50ish
>shitpost here for a bit
>6 rolls around
>oh can we wait till 630
>can either play a single round of multiplayer or just play a little before stopping again, not enough time to get into it
>repeat this song and dance at 7 and 730
>like 50% chance we just bail on whatever the thing was to do it tommorrow
Dating is fun, but avoid cohabitating for as long as possible.

I'm sorry. I just like trying to help people.

The companionship is nice, but you can get that from a cat too.

Time consuming. Even with a legit 4/10 gamer girl who spends 80% of her time on the computer managing a rp server. It's an emotional drain and you don't get that much time to yourself. I'm a total social retard and a hermit who lucked out and found an almost girl version of me through playing vidya.
It has its perks and it's nice to have a shoulder to lean on and someone who shares most of the same opinions, humour and taste in vidya, but any relationship gets draining after a while, especially when your computers are both in the same room.
Also the sex sucks unless you get a crazy one or a fatty, since they have no concept of restraint.

It's like having a friend you can stick your dick in

>were you a neet?

I can taste the delusion and hope.

In high school girls ask if you have a job.

In college girls ask "WHERE DO YOU WORK?"

If you think it's easy to work and go to college and have a girlfriend you are delusional. (It's not that hard you are just pathetic, I did it okish, my grades suffered from gf and work)

Hey losers, the older you are the more women expect from you. Think about that while you let your life go to shit.

generally feels like sandy milk

I don't have a gf but i have hoes on my phone, does that count?

Recently broke up with my partner of 6 years.
Doing okay though, way less shit than I thought it'd be.
Already had some rebound sex, but that was pretty lame.
Ah well, back to the dating mill I suppose.

It's pretty easy to get a gf if you aren't an absolute slob and not a complete spurdo when talking to a girl.

Dunno, maybe I'm lucky, but I've had a bunch of short and long term girlfriends and if one sucks I don't have any real trouble getting a new one.

I used to be pretty shy, but just sorta "faked it til I maked it" and now I am a bit of a Chad I suppose.

I don't even hide my powerlevel though, it helps to be funny so you can straight up joke about all the weird waifu mods you have on skyrim and still manage to bang the chick your talking to about it.

My advice is, clean your dungeon up, get some normal people clothes - no fucking polo shirt/ khaki shorts/ long socks and sneakers combo.
If you are a fat cunt, join a gym or a swimming pool.
If you are a weed, buy milk and protein powder and drink it with every meal. Do situps, push ups and pull ups every day until you can barely move, take weekends off.
Get a job if you haven't got one.
Any fucking job. Girls hate neets.
And just talk to people, go to parties, hang with mates or cousins and then their mates etc.
Just practice talking to girls, even if it's awkward as all fuck, just do it anyway.
Eventually you'll find someone.

Girls smell desperation though, so seriously focus on YOU and making your life better just so YOU feel good.

I fucking believe in you my bros.

>the older you are the more women expect from you.
>Not just killing yourself and letting them get nothing

>not spending all your cash so they can't

Wojakposting should be a bannable offense.

This proves that women see men only as a source of resources even though they are also allowed to work these days. What a waste.

Overall it's good, but sometimes I want to slap the shit out of her for being such a cunt.
I also have less time to crack open some cold ones with the boys

>I don liek dis, bahn it!
>MOOOOODDDSS

Oh my fuck. This.
Feels good to finally be single again, if just for this alone!

bags of sand

Most women are looking for someone to build a life with as they get older so obviously they expect them to be competent in the game of life. Men have, or at least should, expectations of women too

fuck both of you