ITT: We admit we were wrong about Horizon Zero Dawn

ITT: We admit we were wrong about Horizon Zero Dawn.

If you want to participate, please post the following: "I'm sorry, I was wrong about Aloy and HZD, it is a success and there's nothing I can do about it".

Go ahead.

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agreed, I listened to Sup Forums at first, but I finally played the game at a friend's house and it blew me away. I went straight home and bought it and preordered the DOC.

This is THE game of the generation. I'll never fall for Sup Forums's shitty opinion ever again

I admit I was wrong about her getting porn.

#4ThePlayers

I actually really enjoyed it. Aloy is annoying and needs some sfm porn

I admit I was wrong about Aloy. She is ugly.

>being this assblasted about the successful Switch apology thread
BotW was better.

Awful game.
Awful developers.
Unlikeable main character and fucking awful stupidly written script
SJW shit.
Story is literally "Men are evil women must lead us now!"
and
"OMG technology is bad and religion is bad!"
The facial animations are worse than in andromeda, the combat is terrible and repetitive. Stealth is laughably awful.
>But it has pretty sunsets! xD

Ashley burch did a great job and Sup Forums hates her just because of her retarted brother.

Really made me think, fellow anonymous Sup Forums poster.

Aloy is the first likeable female lead since Lara Croft.
And no, I don't mean tabletits mcgee from the new Tomb Raider.

it is as shit as they get, i was on the fence, bought into it for considerable price and now i'm buttlblasted from lost money, gave it a good 6h on pspro too, don't believe the hype guys, never.

The story was great what are you on about user?
It was somethin straight out of isaac asimov, pretty cool stuff.

>I hate game
>Game has a female character
"THAT GAME SUCKS! SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW"

>isaac asimov
Don't fucking say that name again you fucking child.
There is no fucking resemblence to his books or the AI laws he created.
Sit down and shut the fuck up you meme spouting little cunt.
If you said that in real life I would, no joke, beat you like the fucking dumb fucking stupid cunt you are.

Pic related was literally me.

Genre fatigue hit hard with this game and I've barely even touched similar games recently. Boring and bland, prettiness doesn't fix it.

>SJW shit.
>Story is literally "Men are evil women must lead us now!"
Ask me how I know you didn't play the game and all of your knowledge about it is from Sup Forums shitposting and 5 minutes of random let's play.

>Strong woman main lead with NO personality and who is basically just a guy
>No weakness
>Only strength
>No character development at all
>All white males are violent and enemies
>All black and ethnic people are victims and friends
>HUUURRR ITS NOT SJW MAN XD

I am sorry. I am really sorry. I was wrong. I thought you looked great - I thought it would be fun. Robot dinosaurs, and that seemed awesome. It was my fault, I know, but I was so hyped, and your game seemed so good. Never was I so wrong in my life, and for that, I am sorry.

>internet toughguy
lel

Yeah that's right wimp. Go sit down wimp. Fucking wimpy wimp.

Know your place wimp. :)

literal autism

First of all you are probably fat and close to a disabled blob so please do not embarass yourself.
Second, the plot of the game is about humanity's hubris and the takeover of AI SPECIFICALLY BREAKING THE LAWS OF ASIMOV you absolute fucking mongoloid.
>man creates machine
>machine goes rogue
>machine creates more machines
>machines take over

You are not only pretending to sound actually inteligent but you are really, really stupid and unaware of the topic we are discussing.

Wow. Not even that guy but stop talking. You're making yourself look like a moron. Don't you have any self respect?

>There is no fucking resemblence to his books
Except it's a Foundation like plot you retard.
You know, overcoming a great catastrophe through a secret vault/organization that will allow to repopulate / rebuild after the catastrophe is over.

Im a strict orthodox Sup Forumstard and I assure you this one was the least sjw title of the past year, user.
Heck, there's quite a lot but not this one, believe me.
What you are saying are things taken out of context.

I'm sorry, I was wrong about Aloy and HZD, it is a success and there's nothing I can do about it

It was a boring survival game that a 100 other ones did better. Cut scenes and plot was pretty good. Sadly didnt care once I left the village.

I was wrong, the game managed to be even worse

>gets blown out
>resorts to third person posting

sad

>THE WRITER IS THE LITERAL INCARNATION OF ASAIMOV AND ITS JUST LIKE HIS BOOKS LIKE I HEARD ABOUT ONLINE ON REDDIT xD

>survival
...

>i got proven wrong after chimping out so i'll just post anime and retarded hyperbole
Thanks for your concession.

>least SJW
>White people make killer robots
>Ethnic brown people fight back using mother earth and spirituality and africa level technology to win against the white devils!
kike

>Watch the Bicentenial Man
>It's about a AI that developed human feelings

>Play HZD
>The story tells how GAIA, the AI made to protect earth and mankind develops human feelings

user they are fucking mixed because the world literally ended and had to fuck eachoter to survive.
It's not like they had a choice.

>Ethnic brown people fight back using mother earth and spirituality
Not sure if this is ironic shitposting but the swarm was defeated by 'simple' hacking.
As in the 'good' computers cracked the swarm's encryption, then sent 'power down' command.
Only problem was that brute forcing the encryption took centuries.

>Oh shit he's right. I guess I can't answer his point! Oh fuck what do I do? Rabbi? Yes Rabbi? Sorry to call you so late, there's this Goyim on line who has bested me at talking! I know it's just incredible! What... What should I do? Lie? No I tried that already Rabbi. Lol I told this goy that this shitty Jew game was on the level of asimov. Hahahah yeaah I know right these GOYS will believe anything xD What should I do? Attack him personally? Thanks Rabbi! I knew the Talmud would have a proper approach to this situation. Yes yes hail satan to you too Rabbi!

aloy is ugly

0.037/10

I want to stick my face into her bush

the plot is really tedious for a game about fighting robot dinosaurs

>pretends to be a conoisseur of Asimov's work
>gets blown out
>resorts to what for him is "name-calling" and "shitposting"

pathetic

You assholes are hilarious! I played a demo. The game sucks, and if you like it then your opinion sucks.

Models are ugly. Gameplay is stiff. Animation is awful.

>He said while sniffing his copy of BotW, invigorating himself with the foul vapours of ps2 tier graphics and nonexistent voice actors

Your tricks don't work here Chaim.
Tell me why you worship the devil?

how embarassing

Shameful.

who are you quoting?

>Do the opposite as what Sup Forums says
>Works everytime

Woah you got me surprised famalan..

Rule of thumb: the more a game is discussed on Sup Forums the shittier it will be

So it's an unoriginal ripoff of Assimov then?

>each exactly a minute apart
xD
Have I hit a nerve jew?

I really, really wanted to like the game but I couldn't even finish it. It's actually terrible.

Me too, actually.

BOTW bored the shit out of me.

I dedicated months of my life to shitposting this game because I hate feminism but even I have to admit this game is fun as fuck.

I like a thing other people don't like BEG ME FOR FORGIVENESS
fuck off mate
the game is fun but the story is shit

I would never say that.
I would indeed claim that it's inspired by it and executed really well.

Maybe the gameplay can get tedious but the story is great.

Instead of a mediocre shitposting thread lets talk about a real good game.

>35 seconds
>47 seconds
Go pretend to be retarded somewhere else please.
Or not, it's fun to see you squirm this much.

>exactly
you blow in from stupid down or something

...

Plenty of amazing games have female leads. This is not one of them.

Now would be a good time to post that it was just a jest.

No.
I oppose, I fucking oppose to talk about a dead game that has been posted nonstop in this board.
What more could possibly be said?
Do you want this to end up in a "le what souls game is best xD" thread?
Go fuck yourself

quality post
this triggers the nigger cuck sjw kike

You know, most people here post in Sup Forums aswell and those are the ones calling you out.
You are not funny, this is a good time to back up and ask for forgiveness.

OK, but why pic unrelated?

lol I bet you're a fat manlet.

I thought it looked like a Ubisoft game and it was. I wasn't wrong.

... the game displays women societies as literal confused idiots at times and not by accident.
It goes both direction but never in the extreme.

BASED bloodborne, literally dostoevskian and kafkaesque with a latent machiavellian lovecraftian twist, literal ludographic perfection

>Jews getting mad
Why would I leave when this is literally my job Chaim? xD
>He gets on his phone to post and calls his slimy greasy jew brothers in to post with him
Pfffft!
Get that hasbara app out Normy! The rabbi says it'll help spread the good word about israel!

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>Sup Forums calls the game absolute shit
>buy it to see for myself
>it's a legit 8/10
every time

This.
Literally presents mariarchy as a zealous feels-riddled dystopia without any individualism.

uhhh if anything white people saved the fucking day again in this games plot and especially in its world building twist dude.

user...

pity (you)

>Jews love this aloe cunt and think that Horizon:Zero dawn has asimov tier writing in it
And this should be all you need to know to avoid this game like the plague.

I was wrong, it's a lot worse than I thought it'd be.

Please, at least leave the goalpost on the same continent next time.
lel, still squirming

SMELLY PISSY PANTS

I'd rather fuck a baboon with lipstick

Nigger

couldn't have said so better myself, sonyfriend

bloodborne is, for all intents and purposes, a work of art that will be remembered centuries by now as era-defining. it will be called "the bloodborne era."

>The game is shit
>BUT IT HAS ASIMOV TIER WRITING
>No it doesn't
>YOU POSTED ANIME YOURE DISGUSATING US JEWS WILL RULE THE WORLD YOU GOY
lel, still laughing wimpy wimp. :)

...

user, are you being paid to do this?
Please tell me you are, I'm legit concerned about you.
Am I the only concerned for this man?

I don't know where you anons hear about HZD being an overwhelming success, let alone an actual success, but I hear nobody talking about it outside of Sup Forums

>Overwhelming success
Are you serious?

>Several youtubers have played it
>High scores in most review sites
>People know about it and it's there with Uncharted and Bloodborne as a PS4 essential

Sup Forums is not the whole spectrum of things my man

horizon

shitty SJW game

zelda

shitty open world game.


To me, the choice is simple. You buy nothing, and stick to older games.

The game is awesome, I regret selling it after getting the platinum.

Sup Forums is on the spectrum, for sure

I'm sorry about the faggot OP and his shitty thread, it is a mistake and there's nothing I can do about it.

Sup Forums is literally the only place that hates HZD. Outside Sup Forums its a commercial and critical success thats getting constant updates.

who the fuck you are quoting?

I'm sorry, I was wrong about Aloy and HZD, it is a success and there's nothing I can do about it