Times when vidya got you laid

Stories about times when vidya games got you laid. I won't start since I'm well on my way to Wizard status.

My current gf knew about me being a "good" gamer before meeting me, and was later pleased to discover that the rumors were true.
She games more than me, and we're both hyped for Monster Hunter World

This sounds fake and gay, but it's only gay.

I played fighting games until I was good enough to win a small local tournament with a several hundred dollar cash grand prize. I took the money and ordered a hooker.

I once flew straight through the sun. No joke.

>gf
>But it's only gay

>will be wizard later this year

Soon those thots will see.

gf = guy friend?

Is your name Robert by any chance?

>game night event @ my Uni
>people playing shit like TF2 and OpFlash
>Set up a PS1 emu + Silent Hill in a dark corner of the PC lab

>a small group of my class' chicks circled around checking up the games
>got interested in this very distinct low-poly game of mine, got one of them to try it out
>after the first 15 minutes, the horrified gal started calling me insane
>one of her pals just looked fascinated and was all smug, going all "SH? I could play that!"

>she soon borrowed my physical copy
>started visiting my place for sequels & cup of coffee (no, real coffee)
>practically started living at my place
>moved into my place
>now my wife for 5 years and counting

I don't know if this really counts but I'll greentext it anyway.

>Playing Brawl at my local youth center when I was 17
>Gay and ready to main Toon Link
>Sexy 19 y/o counselor comes in
>Says he's really good at Brawl but I insist I'm better
>We make bet that whoever loses gets their face planted in the snow
>I lose to a fucking Zelda main
>He's too nice and doesn't plant my face in the snow but instead throws a small amount of snow in my face

>Ends up inviting me to his house with my best friends for pie and video games
>We go over, play vidya and everybody goes home without me
>''I'TS TOO DANGEROUS TO GO HOME ALONE, YOU SHOULD SLEEP HERE TONIGHT
>okay

And then we proceeded to do sex and have been dating for 7 years.

>There was this girl I was interested in but was one year behind me in tech school
>playing CS 1.6 on a LAN house after tech school every day with my classmates against her classmates, she was never present
>One day, decide to change my name to "Love Anonette from 2IC" where 2IC was her class
>Proceed to murder everyone and get on the leaderboards for the week, which was printed and pinned for everyone to see.
>Her classmates actually got her to check it out the next day
>Murder everyone even more brutally
>Actually got her to talk to me and ask what was up with that name
>We ended up fucking behind her long distance boyfriend's back
>Proceed to never talk to her again after I finished Tech School

And that was like 15 years ago

>Play League
>Friend tells me to play with him
>They play with a girl from my city
>Eventually start talking
>End up fucking
>Every fag that played with her wanted her pussy
>mfw 4 years and 2 months and living together

Not only did I get laid but I prevented others to do so.

>there was a girl who usually sat by herself playing on her ds
>went over to talk to her and we started to get to know one another
>next day at school she asked if we could trade pokemon or something after school

ended up engaged to her as of new years 2016 and i have never felt more happy

>unhappy when i didn't get laid
>get laid
>in complete panic and stress because i am afraid of a pregnancy

>this faggot somehow thinks 2 homos getting laid is the same as trying to trick a female into liking you

Heh

>pills
>abortion

Having an unwanted baby in 2017 requires to be such a gigantic faggot I can't fathom how anybody besides niggers and latin-americans achieve it.

if you think shes pregnant user feed her vitamin c pills 500mg. 6 a day until she starts bleeding

thanks op, you reminded me of the time that vidya would've gotten me some if i wasn't an oblivious fuck
>start convo with girl playing her DS in lecture hall, bond over game
>after a few days i get invited to her dorm to play smash with her and her dude friends
>never play smash but play anyway, am able to hang
>dude friends leave, that was the last time i ever saw them
>keep going back, this time shes watching me emulated LoZ
>learn a ton about each other over the next couple of weeks of hanging out, get really close
>in the middle of the game she tells me to look at her
>shes got a big smile and is just staring into my eyes, shoulder to shoulder
>i stare at her for like 30 seconds, just smile like a retard and then look back at the game
>nothing progresses any further than that, semester ends
>she gives me her AIM
>i dont use AIM, lose contact with her forever
>never see her on campus again

No I don't. Women are sub-human and I won't settle for whatever.

Holy fuck my man please KILL YOURSELF

I'm closing in on that status myself.

She wanted the dick you retarded faggot.

I hope this isn't true

Female user?

>i stare at her for like 30 seconds, just smile like a retard and then look back at the game

That's a nice story and I'm happy for you, user.

these stories fake or real only make me sad because nothing like that will ever happen to me