HEY I NEED A RIDE

HEY I NEED A RIDE

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WALKER SPOTTED IT'S DEFINITELY HOSTILE

>china vs lithuania
What?

mods

>speeds off without you and explodes

GREASEMONKEY

ENEMY TITAN SPOTTED
ENEMY TITAN SPOTTED
ENEMY TITAN SPOTTED

>It's a everybody rushes to the helicopter episode
>crashes 10 seconds later

>China
>only 200
>not 200,000,000

THE ENEMY HAS REACHED OUR REACTOR CORE

>he drives away

ENEMY WHEELBARROW SPOTTED!

fucking jihad jeeps

WE'RE LOSING THIS BATTLE

START FIGHTING OR I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN

HOSTILE SLICK INBOUND

>US carrier start map
>everyone runs to the vtol
>first guy who goes into it takes off normally and runs everyone over
> disconnected

Quietly, softly, almost as if in the distance you hear...

...enemy boat spotted

enemy boat spotted

enemy boat spotted

on Strike at Karkand

Where are you going to soldier?
Return to your post or you will be shot.

THE ENEMY IS IN CONTROL WORK HARDER SOLDIER!
ARTILLERY IS CONDITION RED.
SHOT OVER
ARTILLERY FIRE
ROGER ON ARTILLERY STRIKE OVER
DENIED! ARTILLERY BARRAGE UNDERWAY.

ENEMY SUBMARINE SPOTTED

>karkand
KUMBALA

I'll just leave this here

MED- MEDIC
>But your body dropped in such a way that it's partially propped against a wall or slope and no matter how much the medic says "CLEAR" he just can't revive you
>Medic who then desperately tried to save you dies for his trouble.

>die
>"MEDIC!"
>suddenly five+ people jump out and start crawling over your body

*spams beeping in front of you

>Go squad go!

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5:05

ORBITAL STIKE YOUR AREA!

EUUUUU BOOM
EUUUUU BOOM
EUUUUU BOOM
EUUUUU BOOM

LOOK UP ENEMY TITAN

*prrrrt*s in your direction

ENEMY INFANTRY SPOTTED
ENEMY INFANTRY SPOTTED
ENEMY INFANTRY SPOTTED
ENEMY INFANTRY SPOTTED
ENEMY INFANTRY SPOTTED
"Shut up and get off this channel."

WHERE ARE YOU GOING SOLDIER? WE NEED YOU BACK HERE!

They have breached reactor room 4!
Btw, as an active player on 2142 Revive we could always use more people playing. Join in anons it's a blast.

>Stop yaking and get off this net!

E-E-E-E-E-ENEMY INFANTRY SPOTTED

>become a commander
>spam page up page down while calling artillery and UAVs

>it's a enemy team has an ace pilot who's completely buttfucking your team on wake island episode

NO CAN DO

They only needed to make AA an portable option. Those lawnchairs just didnt do anything.

KUMBULA!

SAKADAHADAVIJUN! SAKADAHADAVIJUN! SAKADAHADAVIJUN!

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>It's an "EA cheaped out and got a cantonese speaker to do the mandarin voices so they all have a retarded accent" episode

>>change graphics settings
>>next game takes 5 fucking minutes to load
>this plays all the way through and loops

Dalian Plant is my favorite mapnobody wanted it on the newer games

Who still /1942/ here?

I used to watch this shit daily and die laughing every time

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>There will never be another good Battlefield game again

I never played 4 but I preordered 3 and it was so bad that I couldn't bring myself to buy it
I played 1 at a friend's house and it was awful

1942, FHSW, 2, and 2142 still have a small but loyal amount of people still playing daily.

BF4 was completely awful during half it's intended lifetime

I COULD USE A MEDIC HERE

>you now remember statpadding

Fuck. Battlefield 2 was the first time I ever really got into an online multiplayer shooter.

>you will never use Xfire again

All preBC/3 BFs apply

Post your gunfu.

G36E for the medic, I loved it. I didn't like how the L85A1's gun sound sounded like clicking or a ticking noise.

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>want to play bf3
>punkbuster
>nope
>want to play bf4
>punkbustered

REEEE FUCK YOU EVENBALANCE BOTNET.

BF2 made this my raifu, and now I main it in every game I can.

It's so god damn sexual looking.

>that sniper who has 1 kill and 0 deaths because he's camped in one spot all game

Holy shit flight was so hard to control in bf2. Then again, i last played the game years ago when i was a underage retard

Ever since Battlefield 1942, I'm probably the only motherfucker on the planet that will actually stop if someone requests a ride. The rest of you are cocksuckers.

...okay, maybe there are like 6 or 7 of us, but it's definitely a small club.

I'm playing BF1942 now and I actually stop in any multiperson vehicle even a plane and hit "get in" like 3 times and wait to see if any responds before moving.

I see you are a man of taste as well.

Why are there no good combined arms shooters anymore or games in general?

I miss Planetside..

>break top console force field things
>everyone thought it was a glitch

Something about the gunshot sound made it so satisfying to use, it's just not the same in the newer games.

I liked BF3 all yall can go suck a caterpiller dick

how dead is PS2? It's sad to think that an intended endless war will end with its server shutting down

Foxhole is looking good but it's in early access

You guys remember when a friendly artillery strike killed team mates?

...good times.

there on me like flies on shit over here, look out

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>blocks your path

i miss when no 3D spotting was the norm
i miss sneaky spots you could hide in/on like the monorails in 2142

>tfw he gets cocky and gets shot down by the Phalanx
>you snipe him through the canopy of his jet with the M95 the moment he gets inside the jet again
>banned for killing admin

IDK, planetside 2 was pretty garbage and stripped out all the combined arms mechanics in favor of battlefield style point zerging.

Planetside 1 was where its at
>playing a fully certed AMS pilot causes your palms to sweat hoping you don't drive out to the battle only to get shot down by a stray flyer
>Charging into the base with an ANT like a bat out of hell trying to cap the base when its vulnerable
>Fucking convoys across continents because it was more feasible then just dropping on a dead base and hacking the terminals

>"Too issue an order..."

I don't remember all of the Commanders lines, but I can never forget the sound of his voice. And I haven't played BF2 in like 10 years.

best gun reporting in, fucking love this thing

That wasn't just an anti-tank VHS launcher, it was the perfect anti-sniper weapon. Zero fucking drop and it moved fast and killed instantly.

>first time playing after install
>those comfy tips the commander gives you

Spotting is cancer in these kind of games, I can understand having grid based spotting (spot enemy, marks the entire grid as 'hot') rather then fucking dorito spotting.

>not using the martini-henry
>not playing men of harlech
>not aiming exclusively for the black players
for shame, user

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>youre busy in your commander UI calling UAVs and checking squads when suddenly you see xxxPlayerxxx has called a mutiny vote.

What DO you do?

>its a LAV always knows where you are episode and always seems to be up your ass no matter where you spawn

>le epic grenade spam
who at DICE thought giving 4 grenades to each player was a good idea?

ARTILLERY YOUR AREA

dorito spotting is the absolute worst thing to happen to battlefield

it changes everything

>it's another no anti-tank in your team because everyone is a bunch of faggots episode

Good thing spotting isnt bullshit in BF1 and its a great game

This is what BF1944 should focus on, give us the secret weapons, the microwave guns, the saucers, the Ratte

How would I use the Memetini as a Tank Hunter?

>Dorito spotting

Nice. I like that. But to be fair, 80% of people that play Battlefield don't use the spot button. Most snipers, the best people suited for spotting the enemy team, don't use the fucking spot button. All the more reason to hate those useless fucks.

Me on the other hand, if I see you, my team is going to see you.

>yfw the flettner returns

And the other 20% get to spam the spot button and get a nice little dorito over their enemy to aim at that with bullet drop taken into account lands a headshot almost every time

>3d spotting
Ruins every game it's in. just press the spot button while facing the general direction of enemies and watch all those red dots show up above enemies you couldn't even see. And then half your team annihilates them a second later. The worst part is that it's such a crutch that I feel blind playing games that don't have it.

I'm not saying the spot button is good or bad, but if it's there then I'm going to use it.

...And I won't lie, it's easier getting headshots with a Dorito over your head.

BF1942 had an interesting thing where when a player shouts something is spotted all you can see if their icon on the map flash yellow and the direction they're facing.

it kinda makes sense in a modern warfare focused game like BF4 and 3. Not in BF1, where the red dots should have come back

>getting spawn camped in fall of berlin

gonna stream 2142 on twitch