Why does everyone run in Monster Hunter like they've shit their pants?

Why does everyone run in Monster Hunter like they've shit their pants?
Why is it portable only really?
Why is it so complicated with combat?
I can't get into it and it seems to be only for faggot weebs.

You would have shit in your pants in the same situation.

why are the ui elements so gigantic

that's what you get with shitty portable releases

>Why is it so complicated with combat?
lmao

what the fuck is a switchaxe or whatever?
why is there so much strategy for it?
what happened to just an attack button or two like in dark souls

Maybe don't use complicated weapons when you're a newbie?
Just pick up sword & shield or something simple.

what's the point of playing then?

Start off with a simpler weapon if the complicated weapons are too complicated for you.
Learn the basics with a simple weapon and when you're more comfortable with the game, learn a more complicated weapon.
It ain't rocket science

learn what?
it's a game about hunting dumb fucking monsters

>Plebs not knowing the secret MH Thread signal

>Complains about the combat being too complicated
>Says he's using a complicated weapon and it's too complicated for him
>"well maybe don't use the complicated weapon"
>WTF THE GAME IS SO SIMPLE WHY WOULD I NOT USE THE COMPLICATED WEAPON?!
I'm confused desu senpai
If you don't want to use the simple weapons then learn the complicated ones I guess

>i cant get into it
>therefore it is for faggot weebs

that sounds boring for such a simple game, i'd rather play dead rising

that is often the case with many games and most agree

You know the drill. Favorite weapon???

>This game is too complicated!
use a less complicated weapon?
>That's boring, the games too simple otherwise.

So basically, you want the game to be more complicated, but you don't want to delve into the complexities of it? Go back to COD

>le cod

There is just two attack buttons. X is weaker attacks, A is stronger. You get 2 weapons with Swax. From a neutral position press R to switch between Axe and Sword. Just mash and press B to dodge every now and again.

Can't I fight other players or people?
I'm wearing this awesome armor and I can't even fight other fuckers

Yea it's called playing Longsword

who?

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Youre supposed to stop falselagging after the OP post dumb newfag

Forgive them father, they know not what they do. The true believers know the signal.

>press x for AWESOME AND BIG DAMAGE XD
cant wait until x and xx are forgotten and irrelevant. Complete trash games with complete trash "mechanics".
Bring on World