Get in kid, we're going Digimon hunting

Get in kid, we're going Digimon hunting

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>unzips digimon

No. Digimon sucks. I'd rather play SMT.

What ever you say giant robot lady

I said get the fuck in

can you teach me how to drive stick first

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how is everything about digimon so good but it failed/fails so horribly

monster rancher never ever

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>You will never be a girl and have your older girlfriend dote on you

>Failed

You know they still make shows and games to this day, right? Unless you're saying they're a failure because they don't have the success of Pokemon, which isn't really fair to compare it to.

Mind if I play my mixtape?

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>That low cut short
>Those tiny shorts
>The heels
>Them fuck me eyes
Literal perfection.

what does this have to do with digimon?

Hi

>everything about digimon so good
I love digimon man but seriously nothing's nearly perfect about any of it.

thast what maek it so goud

she's a detective in digimon cyber slut

I dropped Cyber sluts at 15 hours because i chose the cute girl but her sqeaky voice in every battle is damn annoying. I started the game again but now with the MAN hoping he had a manly voice and have 2 hours clocked now.

I'd let her inspect my dick anytime

Literal faggot

>penis inspection day

>it's another sports coupe episode

>stick shift
tryhard whore

>This is what autofags believe

Why was this game so gay?

What were they thinking?

>having anything but a DCT
>2017

Female MC is a low tier waifu anyway. How could she ever compete with Nokia or all of these hot digimon?

>Ameritards

I fucking love how it's unanimously agreed in-universe that Nokia is fugly

>5th grade
>PID
>am a grower not a shower
>desperately trying to get it up so everyone thinks I don't have a small weeny
>realize I'm rubbing my crotch in the line while Anton has his dick out
>everyone calls me gay for the rest of my life.

i hate penis inspection day

>No rock CDs

No thank you, ma'am.

>euros have fewer stick cars than americans do
>caring about archaic tech

jesus christ user, chuckle/10

Rina is top-tier waifu.

i'm like 65 hours in, i didn't realize the game would take this fucking long

>can open doorways to alternate digimon canons
>let's jump to the fucking 3DS game that wasn't localized!

man i wish they could open a portal to the dimension of the tv series. so many of these digimon were past my time

Will Hacker's Memes fix the problems of Cyber Sluts? My main issues with CS were the difficulty, both normal and hard mode, the pacing, and some repetitive environments

they didnt bother to have alternate text for the female mc.
im wondering if that was a lazy translation issue, but then again this image is official.

Frankly I don't know why they even bothered to have a dude option. The game is a million times better with Ami. The neutral dialogue that unintentionally gives off yuri undertones is a bonus.

Wargreymon best mon

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>all the Ami memes are so canon that she is literally about to fuck Nokia in the new promo art

>Tamers
>Our War Game!
>not perfect

yooo i just looked this girl up, her soul aint pure. theres a digimon walking around in that hide. i aint boutta smash no fleshpuppet niBBa

>when one of your favorite Digimon is a Rookie who bitch-slaps Megas like they're his ho's

Too bad he's nowhere near that strong in the game but I still keep him unevolved because I like him so much. All my other Digimon are the Mega-level humanoid women digimon so he stays protected.

Why do Koreans have such amazing art styles?

It isn't about the FeMC being hot, it's about the FeMC literally being a last-second addition, and thus the game portraying her as a blatent raging lesbian.

Don't forget the fist fight with Arata as Ami.

>archaic tech
>Literally not letting jews design your cars to break

It is funnier this way, even for scenes that don't have yuri.

>almost every digimon turns into some shitty humanoid
>hunting
Nah, they're just living breathing eventual disapointment.

Nothing wrong with MaleMC, he's a cutie too.

>>almost every digimon turns into some shitty humanoid

congrats user you just figured out why its called digivolving and is a form of evolution.

> Look at Hacker's Memory
> It's just Cyber Sleuth with more Digimon
I mean sure, new story, new characters, but it's all still reusing those same fucking areas. I'm already sick of them in Cyber Sleuth as it is!

It did get a bit better once the Digital Gate opened and shit was all chaotic, but still...

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There's plenty of monstrous megas

You're also exaggerating, maybe 1/4 of the Mega Digimon have human forms. If you're angry about them simply standing on two legs then a shitload of Digimon across all modes are like that.

>almost every digimon turns into some shitty humanoid
I feel ya. Just ignore them user. Nobody's forcing you to use them.

>/ss/ digimans team
I like the way you think.
Here's the brain teaser though. Do you go for maximum boy/woman ratio, or do you trade out one of your women for a GroundLocomon, so that you can cram them into a small space together?

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Good thing there are alternatives then.

She's going to solicit every hacker in Kowloon!

... If they're cute!

why do so many of the digimon throw cartoon turds? i want to say it's a 90s thing but it is awful strange.

Because /u/ is trash. Thank god HaMe ditch the FeMC option.

>implying you wouldn't

He's on standby for just such an occasion. I also have a Seraphimon so Lucemon can have someone to go to for a break when he's overwhelmed by the lady Digimon.

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It's a Toriyama thing. It became a 80's-90's thing because Toriyama got popular.

The precursor to Rabbid Peach.

So, how good is the Digimon waifu game anyways?

I want Angewoman to sit on my face!

Question of the day.
Is lewding angewoman considered furry or bestiality? Or it it "normal"?

Probably in the same vein as monstergirls.
My dick doesn't particularly care though.

I forgot about them.
There is a precedent for monstergirls just being humans with costuming supplies taped to them.
So much for that pointless debate.

You tried, user.
Maybe next time will turn out better.

My dick, user I can only fap so much in one night.

Save it for later?
Better than literally beating your dick raw.

I wish digimon was super popular so there was more lewd digimon

For what it's worth, that image satisfied the part of me that wanted to run with the fact that it is a very human looking animal. Thanks, user.

Just a reminder that Angewomon belongs to Ladydevimon.

I have an extremely overactive libido because of a certain medical condition. Sexy anime girls always stir a voracious reaction

>Too mentally challenged to drive a manual.
Don't worry user, one day you'll even learn to tie your laces.

because they're forced to draw japanese cartoons all day

I appreciate the sacrifices they're making for me.

Do not lewd Angewomon. She is for CUTE, not for lewd.

And both belong to me.

>Ami undoing Nokia's underwear

But Angewomon is for sniffing.

THIS
I would sniff every inch of that angel.

Cyber Sleuth was better than any recent Pokemon game. Can't wait for the sequel.

Nice meme

I mean, to be fair, having a root canal is better than the last few pokemon games.
Justice is on the wind, though. Did you know Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon are a month or two out? There's like, 0 hype.

DON DON TSUZAKITE!

>As a kid used to own digimon v1
>uses tab hack to get l33t mons
>gets the bear everytime
>one day got a botamon with max unlimited pow and whatever stat
>proceeded to wreck other school mate hard earned digimon

Man, that's like nearly 20 years ago.

>There's like, 0 hype.
That's because they basically showed jack shit.
Every PV and every new article only shows shit that nobody cares about.

Never played a digimon game, what the fuck IS an Angewomon? Is it a human with wings or a monster in the shape of a human? Can it talk?

"New Pokemon Game in under a month" isn't usually the sort of statement that requires convincing normies, user.