Like, buy my game! *grin*

Like, buy my game! *grin*

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I love this game! It ruined my social life but I don't mind.

>buy my game and idle in the cities for hours on end

Is being an old asian man with a youthful hairstyle a requirement for developing for SE?

I would but it's not very fun and doesn't have much to do at endgame.

Making gil is the true endgame

>Buy my game, it's totally original and totally not casualized
*Makes Yoshi noises*

I already did.
Stop with the maintenance.
And why the fuck does the hud resets now you hack.

>can't customise your character stats
>no such thing as alternate builds, talents or sub specs
>equipment is simple +1s
>no monster races
>worst combat on the market
>"raids" are literally one boss in a single room, not even 10man content
>bad soundtrack
>housing is limited in availability and not permanent

No thanks yoshi, I'd rather play nu-WoW than this shit.

>ex shinryu farm parties still don't focus the hakkinryu's and do AoEs instead
>they AoE the safe zone from the second meteor drops

I hate you mr. happy

>can't customise your character stats
>no such thing as alternate builds, talents or sub specs

Like that shit means anything in a genre where a few nerds online crunch the numbers to find the one superior build everyone ends up using

Did they clear the new bahamut yet?

>bad soundtrack
Wrong.
>no monster race
This is a good thing.
Though the races do suck in ffxiv.

>Still doing Shinryu and not on the cutting edge of content

lmao

I NEED MY WEAPON FOR MORE EFFICIENT O4S RUNS

it's bad enough being a BLM right now and no one wants you, but a BLM with a 320 weapon?

Not him but I'm so lazy and jaded at this point I just can't be fucked to try any of the new shit

>tfw wanna leave my inactive fc but i can't because I still keep hoping that my best ingame chatbuddy would log back in
life is suffering

He's dead jim

Iktf
>FC exploded with activity at Stormblood launch
>2 weeks after savage came out it dropped to 5 active players
>Owner of the FC doesn't care about anything outside of their static and ignores FC members
>Want to leave and find a new FC or make my own but I don't want to leave the 4-5 people I really like playing with because they will probably come back eventually.
Being on a congested server makes it even worse. Barely anyone left looking to join and FC.

Ded game. At this point it's not even a meme. Stormblood is an abysmal failure.

How did you not get your 340 weapon yet?

>finally made it to 1320/1220
>bad at crafting anyway so I would fuck up the new gear if I tried

havn't done my 8 o4s yet, used creations on other shit since weapons are most expensive, started SB late, havn't been capping creation always since I have shit to do

I don't know who this is but I imagine him having the voice of that guy who went GIRUGAMESH

My bad I'm retarded, I forgot the new 24-man doesn't let you buy the 340 upgrade piece with the coin. I feel it on not capping creation, I haven't had the drive to cap it.

Rath time, baby

>Asocial in general due to social anxiety
>Think that playing a mmo could help me get better since you usually have to be social to get to it
>FFXIV require absolutely 0 social activity to work well
>In one click you're automatically put in a party
>Or you can just enter someone else party without saying anything
At least I've got no panic attack.

By the way, does anyone know what was that PVP glitch about that needed a maintenance on its own?

But I want my dog
Also weapon for SCH, AST, WHM, BRD and MNK.

Only thing I know about this is marker's mark, flawless spam

Something about skills not working as intended

You can just read the xiv reddit for a minute and find a guaranteed 100 HQ rotation from there. Bit of a cheating but unless you wanna risk the items with {reclaim} i'd suggest to just follow those

>Tfw you switch from a membrane keyboard to a mechanical one and you have to relearn every single of your shortcuts placement

>Something about skills not working as intended
As in?

>FFXIV require absolutely 0 social activity to work well
>In one click you're automatically put in a party
>Or you can just enter someone else party without saying anything
Are the Savage raids that easy now?
I remember back in Midas it was an instant kick for anyone not talking in Discord.

If you know what you're doing you don't need anyone shooting mechanic to you.

Haha dude I'm almost there just hold on.

>1.21mb/s

That was last week, I'm really close now though!

Can't wait to shitpost with my buddies again!

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Haha wait that doesn't seem right.

Japanese play with

b-but yoshi told me the game was optimized for 200 ping

Oh, I'm jealous.

I accidentally survived a Bahamut divebombing once by pinballing between two dives back in RR, but otherwise trying to do anything cool like charging to survive landslides etc usually ends up in death anyway because lamo latency.

I pretty sure what he meant that the game would sstill be playable with 200 ping and not optimized

>BRD
>no crit

Well it's perfectly playable at fucking 1000ms for 95% of the content.

What a dumbo statement.

still better than the 320 my BRD have now

That's a PE statement user, its dumb but it calm down the mass.

>tfw Californian

Get 330 you shitter.

>being happy about it
I'd take 100 ping over aids

>dumbfuck flyover can't practice safe-sex
unsurprising

fuck you rarataro momotaro you botting faggot
you ruined the monopoly that i had on pork kakuni and i'll never forgive you

That's for my MNK you cuck

You're the cuck if you can't get both. Just step into Savage.

I do, but my SAM, WAR and SCH needed their 340 first.

You said earlier you're getting SCH weapon from Shinryu??????

I like collecting primal books for the SCH since it was my main since ARR.

lockouts being shared by jobs is such terrible design.
only exists to pad out progression.

>buy my game!

Anyone else here given up on shinryu EX until the scrubs either get carried to the one clear they want or wash out? I've had a far fucking easier and more polite time trying to learn O3S than shinryu. I've literally just watched a video on O3S and made it to animal farm when shitters who can't be bothered to try any hard content have dropped right into shinryu ex and job so hard that the healers run out of mana and cause a wipe before diamond dust because they're trying to keep these fucks alive. please don't get me started on healers who can't understand the concept of a dual-tank buster

As an unrelated note, whenever I play healer and some fucking dickhead dies to easily avoidable damage I always just leave him until I have swiftcast up, up to and including the other healer. Most of my experience with higher end content is as a tank and DPS, so I'm not completely sure, but is this a good way to go about things? The fucking literal bane of my existence as a tank is healers trying to hardcast rez while I'm taking heavy single target damage, and it nearly always leads to a wipe when they do it, so would I be right as a healer to straight up ignore dead fuckers if it meant keeping others alive?

Actually fuck it I know I'm right, so when is a good time to hardcast a rez? Should I just ignore it unless I'm directly communicating with the other healer?

Get a bitch SMN to do it.

>be BLM
>less damage than SMN despite SMN also having utility
>hard as shit to play in late game content due to constant movement from mechanics
>no one wants you so no statics, takes a fuck load of time to clear weeklies

How long till Coil is cleared? How many more days of PAIN for these top tier teams?

at least you're not a dark knight, the only job that makes me cringe when i see one in the party that i was about to join

then again am a meta whore warrior main and rarely even join a party if i don't see a shadewalker machine innit

>wanting a shitty themepark treadmill
No thanks.

Where's your tripcode, pedofucker

Placed my bets on this weekend. Been watching Xeno's prog for the past few days and holy shit if they're not disbanding anytime soon I'm impressed.

Are you trying to make me unsubscribe you fucking gook.
It's not working fuck you.

Go back to /xivg/ faggot

>at least you're not a dark knight
DRK is my main tank class. At least AST is good

The Japanese streams are doing pretty well, they keep getting further in Bahamut but there still seems like there is so much more. They're wiping around the 10 minute mark but according to Yoshi the fight is around ten minutes. If there is another phase after this people are going to fucking lose their minds.

>when is a good time to hardcast a rez
There is only a few scenarios you should be doing this. And that's if you either have something that helps mitigate the casting time, everybody is basically dead and you need to get as many people up without a LB3, everybody is at full health and you can spare 5 seconds reviving someone, or if you actually need them up for a DPS check or whatever, swiftcast is currently on CD, and you have no other option.

Although, considering how not only does RDM have raise, but also SMN has raise (both of whom should have Swiftcast), there should be literally no reason to be hard rezzing if you have one and they're alive.

Dude, even farm parties are full of shitters.
Out of 5 party I joined today, only one was able to reach phase 2 without wiping, let alone kill ShinEX.

I mean yeah you can get a SMN or RDM to rez everything that you can't, but I'm honestly looking for a bit of feedback when it comes to healing specifically, since I just got my WHM to 70. Every onze of common sense in my body screams to let the shitters lay there while I keep everyone else alive for a literal goddamn minute, but I see so many hardcast rez's that I'm not quite sure. I've never done healing in higher end content so I'm not quite sure and I'd like some advice before I try to carry my shitter friends. Maybe the enrage timers are tight enough that you HAVE to get people up ASAP, I don't know.

If I'm tanking and see both healers hardcasting a rez during a tankbuster I don't even bother using my "oh shit" button I just let us wipe sooner so we can get an actual try at it with a quickness

Guys, DRK or PLD? I got both at i328.

I find DRK marginally more fun but PLD is definitely stronger.

I feel like I got such a big dick playing tank as my alt

Is it going to be ultimate static killer?

DRK is my favorite job but its gimped right now. I find PLD really boring however. WAR is fun. Try WAR.

I get such a kick whenever I outdps shitty PUG dps players

But you look cool doing it.

already had pepsiman for this

Well I suppose I can have my big dick dps that way too

Did you know in Commiefornia that giving AIDS to someone is now just a misdemeanor?

Once they give DRK more damage and Utility you can go get your edge on. WAR is a fun alternative for now.

PLD is so fucking boring I don't understand how people tolerate it

They need to allow PLD to go super saiyan like WAR can

>Ultimate pepsiman

Dunno, it's completely optional after all but say for example Xeno's current main group. It's an absolute beast player wise but when it comes to ultimate their ninja and summoner seems to really lack behind on the mechanics so who knows what could happen if their progress halts.

Does 320 crafted gear fully meld beat out 340 gear with shitty secondaries?

Remember housing is endgame!

I feel like I lucked out on trying WAR as my one and only tank job.started this game a bit after Stormblood released if it's any consequence It's so fun trying to up your DPS because maybe you can fit in one butcher's block combo because hopefully the storm's eye buff will persist for three fell cleaves. Finding creative ways to stall when you would normally get cucked by mechanics is fun, too. Don't get me wrong, it's the fucking worst shit when you're learning a fight, but stalling with an upheaval into gap closer (or whatever the fuck it's called) just in time for you to have your fully buffed SIX FELL CLEAVES LMOA ready is a goddamn great feeling.

>tfw tank instant queues for almost everything
I really can't tolerate any other roles now after switching from healer

>tfw tank bis is i333
t-thanks yoshi

If it's pentamelded, yes.

Not him but you should try DRK when its not dogshit and the worst at every aspect of tanking. It's fun pressing lots of buttons and being extremely edgy

I need to have my miqo'te pussy breeded by a hard doggy dick

I feel you. A member of my FC was amazed that I had three jobs at 70. Two of them were tank/healers. It's so goddamn smooth getting a tank or a healer from 60 to 70, the only grindy thing is trying to level a dps.

Servers are up

At least on chaos healers have the fastest queues while tanks have to wait for a minute or two. Or at least was. Don't know about the current situation since I have all the healers and tanks leveled up and cap my tomes with hunts and savage/ex farm.

WAR in dungeons is SO FUCKING BORING

DRK is boring literally in every other situation