Fix an Overwatch Character Thread

I'm going to fix Mercy

First way to fix.
>Change mercy back to original model
>Full team resurrection takes 2.5-3 (can't decide) seconds to cast and locks you in place
>Full team resurrection is interrupted by any damage, causing you to lose 10% ultimate charge. (Interrupted like Sombra's hack)
>Full team resurrection doesn't make you immune to damage
>No more gliding to dead

Second way to fix.
>Increase the range of single target resurrection slightly.
>Resurrection takes 1.5 seconds.
>Any damage interrupts resurrection putting it on a 5 second cooldown.
>Lower resurrection to 20 seconds.
>Ultimate ability only gives self healing through damage and chain healing beam. Chain healing beam is buffed to chain more easily in 360 degrees and at slightly longer ranges because it's chaining is pretty weird right now.

That fixes the issues of "Resurrection invalidates team wipes" because you can now low mercy out with a single point of damage from resing. You can no longer charge into combat, bring someone up and leave essentially giving them a second health pool. No more damage focused support, and no more stupid flying ability

Try fixing a character

>Delete Overwatch from video games because it's a shitty casual hero shooter that serves no purpose and balancing a game like that is futile

Fixed

>First way to fix.
>This kills the hero.
I like it

The real point of the first way is to introduce a way to interrupt
It may only have to be 1 second long of a cast since then you can't use it in a Zarya ulti if you're being attacked.
But I still think it's stupid that you can insta rez your whole team and it charges pretty fast. If you were forced to hide somewhere or be protected in order to cast it, it could balance out the "it's a 2nd health pool" aspect of it

>Delete video games
Fixed.

Reinhardt Fix

>Ranged ability is now sideways giving it more width and can be used while shielded
>New ability that allows you to shield bash damaging slightly and knocking everyone hit back
>Shield regenerates while up if it isn't damaged for the same amount of time it would take if you didn't have it up currently

Now you can keep your shield up forever, have ways to keep people back slightly, and still present a damage thread behind your shield

Play single player games, you gay weeaboo faggot.

How to fix Mercy:
Remove resurrection altogether.
There, done.

Bastion Fix

>He can transform into a car mode to move faster, but has a turn radius for turning.
>Can shoot his primary weapon in a limited range while in car mode
>You can move while transforming into any form. If the form can't move, then you stop wherever you finish. Transforming from turret mode lets you move immediately.

make all females futa make all males female(male)

I'm saying it now and I'll make no bones about it: whoever gave the final say so on nu mercy should be fired. Period.

Sombra fix

>delete sombra.

Fuck you enjoy your 30 day ban :)

you have no idea how long even 1.5 seconds is. she would never rez outside of lower skill ratings

>First way
Shit son, you don't know anything about game balance generally or the history of mercys balance. Res was made quicker cause she was killed before it went off. Good luck with a 3 second root in an fps.

fix by removing her stupid flappy leg carpet that does nothing but hinder movement in combat situations

Symmetra Fix

>Turrets have a minor shield protecting their 1 hit kill. If you place multiple turrets near each other, the shield averages out across them, so putting turrets too close reduces their ability to survive being 1 shot.
>You can now tab while placing turrets to place a healing turret that heals a nearby player with a beam and gives them a minor speed boost 25% (opposite of damaging beam)
>Effects of beams stack slightly, so more damage beams means more effects.
>Ultimate can now tab to a 3rd option for a giant damaging turret with a limited range (same at normal turrets). Has similar health to a shield generator.

Remove Genji's dash resets

>everyone moves 25% faster
>ammo is now limited and you need to get more from boxes or dead bodies

There I fixed the game

> 3 second casting time
> unable to move

this kills the character because she will never be able to get rez off. Even with Mccree's faster lock on for his ult, it makes him an easy target for sleep dart or a headshot.

An easier way to balance current rez would to give any ressed character half or less health and the CD on all the skills at max time as if they just used it. And I suppose ult would be on a 5 or 8 second CD if they have it to stop encouraging mad flanks and hero plays which can pay off with new rez. Having summoning sickness would make teamfights much shorter while still having Mercy in the thick of things keeping her team alive. While I do playing this version of mercy a lot better since it doesn't encourage hide and seek, it's hard to play against since it puts a bigger burden on your dps to prioritize correctly and play at their best otherwise mercy can res the team through long fights and win via attrition.

It wouldn't be much an issue on high level play but it would completly ruin low level aka the average experience. People already afraid to push and plenty of teams rotating barriers and shields forever now on low level play. Just try to play a game without healers it would be the same clusterfuck where people camp health packs, and run away as soon as their health is low letting their team to die.

Don't forget to remover her ability to buff damage, remover her ability to heal, and remove her pistol.

>>No more gliding to dead
Unnecessary nerf

make all ults charge 50% slower

>make mercy twice her size while in valkyrie mode

>EVERY hero now has to aim when shooting, no aim guns are reworked around that
There, incompetent people who get carried to high ranks are now forced to git gud

works for me

Have my drunken suggestions even though I haven't played OW for like 3 months
>reaper's tp animation is much faster
>Rein has much more HP and less shield HP, shield recharges slower
>McCree stuns for 1.5 seconds, right click does less damage
>scatter arrow now leaves with one HP
>restore Roadhog back, make it so that he can't shoot for 0.5 seconds after hooking, so that squishies can escape
>overall buff orisa
>soldier's gun no longer scatters
>increase Doomfist cooldowns, rework hitbox
>Sombra can hack while attacked and while invis, can hack multiple targets up to 4, invisibility is now a toggle, fade from invis takes 2 seconds, mag is reduced to 25. Now has a grenade that deals big damage that disables invis for 15 seconds.
>overall buff torb
>restore d.va to beta state
>zen can orb multiple friends/foes, up to 3
>mercy is removed from the game

>>McCree stuns for 1.5 seconds, right click does less damage
> it's called a flashbang
> doesn't flash
> stuns instead

I hate it so fucking much.

Symmetra

>main fire only has autoaim if your target is being targeted by a sentry turret, otherwise it's like zarya's beam
>shield generator has a hard limit of 2 minutes uptime, then it auto destroys
>shield generator and teleporter have loud audio cues that can be heard from a good distance away
>having a teleporter online reduces all spawn timers by 2 seconds

D.Va:
Turn her armored suit into a humanoid Gundam-style mech and not whatever the fuck hideous walker thing it is now.

Also I'd add in another flying character and give them ranged attacks that lock-on and home in on targets selected pre-emptively (sort of like Magick Archer from Dragon's Dogma): you'd have a crosshair in the middle of the screen, and by dragging it across multiple targets it would "paint" them with a reticule. After you're done selecting targets you'd let go of the mouse and let-loose with a volley of fire that homes in on people, like a ranged counterpart to Symmetra. Weak damage, but reliable. Would ideally let you select targets visible with Sonic Arrow/Infrasight.
As for the character, make them the most saccharine and twee Magical Girl imaginable; make her a European weeaboo with a fixation on Genji, and make the entire cast except Hanzo hate her guts.

Reinhardt: let me say 100% German Hello again

Delete every character that isn't

Tracer
Reaper
Mercy
Dva
Lucio
Genji

There I fixed and balanced the game.

Overwatch

>Create new maps
>Create better maps
>Improve and fix maps
>Focus on maps and not waifubait

Obviously will never happen, waifubait makes more money than an actually good game.

It's possible to have waifubait and a good game, but to be honest Blizzard isn't giving us much of either.
eg. We still don't have Bunnygirl or School Uniform outfits for the girls. Yeah there's a swimsuit outfit for Widow but she's an ugly skank and does absolutely nothing for my dick.