SEETHING

SEETHING

Translate that shit Pablo

not enough bosses or levels compared to previous Mario games

But that's a lie, unless compared to 2D marios?

>shitposts in paella

also the game treats you like a child in terms of levels and hints
some levels try to be like GTA, and Mario seems to have lost its identity to what it once was

Not enough tacos or burritos in the Mexican level. Also it's a kids game which Paco the hardcore gamer doesn't like

>hints
Wait a moment, did he play assist mode? Also did GTA invent the single city in the game? The fuck is pablo talking about lmaoooo

no fucking IDEA MATE, i think these guys expected too much

I think he's just shitposting based on the trailer showing new donk city, and haven't actually played the game at all

Kinda like 99% of all metacritic reviews

Brainlet? Are you still mad you couldn't figure out how to jump on your hat?

SOPA

BR BR BR
AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

UMA

jaJAJajJAJajJjJAJajJAJaJAjjjjjAJAJAJjaa @Samus

That is a shitpost beyond Forocoches
There are no enough words in the english language to shitpost at that level.

Ha quedado RETRATADO.

>Forocoches

a shitpost beyond the chocolate?

No playable Gohan blanco
No tacos
Too much walls
No samba de amigo references

ALGUNOS tenemos criterios suficiente para opiniar d un(1) jUEUGO

Every new game should have a lot more content than the last. If a game developer thinks they can introduce a game with better graphics but still a day of gameplay and leave it at that, they're getting a negative review.

he is using castillian spanish, not mexican.
And that username is used by retards in forocoches

SoNEGRO y PeruANO
Literal

>tfw you bought a VPN and are posting dozens of 1 star user reviews on Mario Odyssey's Metacritic page and there's literally nothing Nintenbros can do about it.

portoguese sounds like autistic spanish tbqh

>Forocoches

As expected from a retarded memelord from that shithole.

>Caring about scores when shit like this happens
Sup Forums should be nuked.

>guy who wrote that is spanish
>everyone thinks hes mexican or br

Was the conquista a mistake bros?

That's dumb and unreasonable.

el mariANO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>It's another butthurt Xbox Milgrau faggot

el mariANO senores
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

They think he's mexican or brbrbrbr because he sounds retarded as fuck. Just like your average mexican/br.

una vela

will reviews like this get deleted?

JAJAJA TODAS PUTAS VIVA EL PP MUERTE A CATALUÑA Y LOS VASCOS

MARIODRONES BTFO

Game must be really good if even shitposters give it 3/10 instead of 1/10

>plays a children's game
>complains about being treated like a child
There's nothing wrong with enjoying children's games but don't expect some hardcore stuff from them

hahaha true

Kek

...

Juegando a Mario y fumando una vela

It's because it reads like something a braindead PeruANUS would write from his hovel

Metacritics rating system is a joke.

Calla la boca fascista de merda, visca la república de Catalunya.

Nope, with the technology out there today, they should be able to make a lot more content. What would you be more content with, Super Mario Sunshine graphics with Super Mario 64 gameplay, but 5 times more gameplay, or this shitty game that sells on graphics and nothing else of merit.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Imagine if they changed the system so users have to post a photo/screenshot/recording if they can of their own gameplay to prove they own it, then 'user' reviews got separated so only verified posts actually counted towards the final user score.

meh

it would have to have some kind of unique identification system or you'd just have sperglords screenshotting LPs and fuckin twitch streams

Como siempre un Español de mierda tiene el ano devastado gracias a Nintendo.

>Burrito taco taco, just because I'm rich honey doesn't mean you'll get my taco flavored kisses, burrito taco taco.

So me thing to that extent

This.

jajjajjajja hasta la vista bowser maricón jjjojojojojo

what's the deal with this man

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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