TOTAL WAR

TOTAL WAR
MORTAL EMPIRES

Might as well roll.

Any ETA on the foundation update?

Rolling for the big guy himself.

>had to wait for combined map
>now have to wait for next update
God dammit CA

Also

Empire/Dwarf/High Elves > All other races

Rollan
Looking for;magic pepe, lizard hitler, mommy’s boy, red rat, stink rat, gold member gelt, chad franz, the everdork or khokek suneater

Why can't I play norsca in custom games

roll

Awesome. Too bad chaos is still shit mode because no norsca patch.

Most likely a month or 2

How the heck do I stop sucking as vampire counts?

>failing at the most OP race in the game
Im sorry user, your inability to play is fatal

Get more Tomb Guards

Thanks

SUMMON

>Play Bretonnia
>All your Bretonnian allies get steamrolled within 30 turns

Hey lemao

THE CHAOS GODS!

ROLLING, ELVES ARE GAY

Rolling for crack when?

Tie enemies up with expendable units, and rear charge with Cav/Flying units. Play to each lords strengths, Vlad gets right up in people face with vanguard deploy; Isabella focuses on monster units and vampire heroes; Kemmler raises a ton of dead, Etc.

Take your time and spread as much corruption as possible; use your heroes well. Taking out Greenskins in the Eastern mountains will give you some goodwill with nearby humans and dawi; enough to net you some trade usually.

TRICKSY TRAPS PLS

blood

fuck, got worst boy
rerollin'

Flyers straight into ranged units and artillery. They can't fire if they are tied up.
JuSt smash some skellies into the front of them and have some cav swing around for the flank. Fear already causes leadership penalties, so a rear charge is usually the nail in the coffin, pun intended.

Rolling

I GOTS SCHEMES

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>tfw empire will never get a fun starting position so I can enjoy them

L

69 GET

I just tried Fellbat spam with Isabella and holy shit this is hilarious especially in Sieges where they can fly straight into an enemy lord and gang up on.

That said, are VC infantry supposed to be shit?

not chaos, no elves, no rats

Yes. Literal meat sheilds. You hold them in place and blast them with spells or let actual fighters take over.

Rolling for goblin genocide

> let actual fighters take over

Like what? Even grave guards are kinda underwhelming.

Can't play old world part of this until it does. Also I want to start at fucking Karak Kadrin with mah boy Ungrim.

>failing to protect ze realm
what are you a fucking peasant?

can i pirate this game?

I don't own this game or know any of these characters but let's roll and someone can tell me how I did

Good luck in rome titus

Lets go

Rolling, heart of the cards

last campaign with the lady i was lucky a southern dwarf faction decided he had enough with the wood faggots and went full vietnam cleaning that fucking forrest in 15 turns
eat shit elf fucking shits

Wut da zoggin 'el you'ze talkin bout?

Also Beastmen for everything but campaign.

That's one of the things I really want them to look at. Move Gelt to a Lustrian colony or something, for fuck's sake. Get humies on that part of the map. For that matter, move Grombrindal to Naggarond so he can grudge on the Oathbreaker more easily, move Vlad to the vampire coast (or make Mousillon playable), buff Azhag and move him somewhere nice, and give Warriors of Chaos new start positions stretching out along the Wastes.

He still has the sandles. fucking lol

Seriously, Athel Loren has some of the toughest invasions I've ever done. Ive had a way easier time purging viking shits in Norsca but for some reason Athel Loren is a painful slog for how small it is.

Don’t immediately go for doom stacks or you’ll bankrupt yourself. Wait until your economy stables out before you do.

roll them bones

Is it just me or is the empire one of the harder factions to play?

Everything feels so squishy.

nah, empire is pretty easy you can quickly snatch marienburg and then you are rich as fuck, skarsnik is the hardest at early game

He is talking about the foundation update that makes the old Lords, traits, talents, tech-tree, units, heroes and (unique) locations as good as the new ones.

Just compare Malekith to the Beastmen Lords. He got like 30 traits more and the rest is better. The same with unique locations.(White Tower in Ultuahn, the other 100 unique+ locations)

Or the awsome tech-trees and compare them to Bretonnia. (who got one that is fucking horrible)

Empire is good, it's just that you are surrounded by trouble at all times

Varghulf, wight king, horrors. Get them up their ass and you can really grind them down easily. Grave guard fill the roll of armor peirceing if your fight things like dwarves and high elves. I find that tailoring an army for a specific enemy does wonders, instead of just grabbing everything.

rollerino

FUCK YOU ARTOIS CONFEDERATE ALREADY

Isabella's voice makes my dick hard.

Daemon Slayer when?

BORIS WHEN

Because Woodelfs got the best defensive buildings and the best archers. I love to play turtle and defend as Woodelf.

pls no shitty empire

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Time to summon the elector counts user.

SOON we will be able to kill the infidels, my mocca-skinned brothers.

Also fucking Elephants.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL

By Sigmar, YES!

Give superior race.

BLS GIB GOOD ROLL

DON'T HAVE HIM REROLL

>wanting araby
TOMB KINGS STILL NOT ANNOUNCED!

Giv Empire or Lizarmen

>tfw mommy morathi

ROLLING FOR GOBBO ARCHERS

>They actually released it in fucking early access

You can't make this shit up. These people give no fucks.

poллaн

>people want game
>game not entirely ready so devs release what they can
>losers still complain
I really don't understand this thought process, can you please explain what they did wrong?

>implying
Having fun as GRIMNIRS AX THIRSTS

do Pestilens have a proper roster? I want to play them with a trve Pestilens theme and not integrate other skaven units

WHERE'S MY FUCKING TORRENT FOR THE COMBINED MAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

reeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

>FLC with free updates on the way
>fags are still not happy

you could make a whole plague monk army if you wanted

Pestilens is complete I think. Plague priests, monks, censer-bearers, cauldrons are all there.

>one game worth the money comes out in the last 5 years
>user still won't pay for it
Get a job you fucking trash.

>IMPLYING I OWN ANY HISTORY SHIT

REROLL

Empire isn’t a faction with a one army fits basically all, which can be an issue if you get complacent. They also have the fact that they can’t spam high tier units as effectively in the campaign.
If you have tailored armies for different races/army compositions, Empire is the best faction in the game.

In multiplayer, their sheer cost effectiveness makes them a consistent top tier

Oh yeah, it must be very hard to understand for your kind. What they did wrong was release a completely half assed product that outright makes factions worse than they used to be and doesn't even include the most basic of improvements. That's only when you look past how a sizeable portion of the new map was cut and the remaining part was squished. I mean how could anyone think they didn't do a good job? What is wrong with these bad bad goyim?

Honest steel helps a lot with that.

plz no dorf...played them enough

>literally the most boring dwarf hero
well fuck me

>release a completely half assed product
The Vortex campaign has all the content of the first game on release and more, so what are you talking about half assed product?
>makes factions worse than they used to be
Actually most factions got buffs and new buildings/abilities.
>sizeable portion of the new map was cut and the remaining part was squished
This is the kind of thing autists complain about because they don't even know what's best for them. Do you have any idea how terrible it would be to play on a map that huge with all the factions? All that and then they would include the 3rd game? Most people agreed from the beginning that sounded like a terrible idea that only jobless freaks would play. If you could please explain the first two since they're completely off basis claims. The last one is just an example of you being too stupid to understand good game design. Ask yourself this, why didn't they just make the first map five times as large if all you want is a big map?

I did the same with queek, lota of storm vermin and a few moulder peices. Greyseers strictly forbidden.
Think that covers all bases, with plague claw catapult added in that list. I count Verminlords under greyseers (barring end times variations bease fuck end times in general), and no idea when we will see them.

>new map was cut and the remaining part was squished.
This was said before hand. Everyone knew it wasent going to be both full maps. Are you one of the fags that dont read anything?

Rollando

suck ur mum

Erryday I'm rollan

I got a job and I could buy both of those games a thousand times over. But I refuse to since CA became the DLC jews. I'm not buying any of their games ever again.

re-rolling because I asked nicely for no dorf

Western landmass had too many settlements compared to the eastern TW2 continents anyway.

>release future content that costs the company money to make
>content is still available to fight against for free just not to play as
>losers expect to get everything for free
So I guess pic related doesn't count or something?