I'm already regretting buying this piece of shit

I'm already regretting buying this piece of shit.

You don´t even own a Switch faggot

ok show us your copy

2hard4u? git gut

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Pic with post number or timestamp or you're talking shit faggot. Do it, you won't

I already regret not punching your mom in the gut 12 years ago.

you dont see posts like these in sony bashing threads, ninbabies are this insecure lmao

Stop using Google image search now, OP

>nintentoddlers are mad

Delete this right now you son of a bitch. How dare you insult Mario. Nintendo has made the best game of the year and possibly all time, you you are still a piece of shit virgin in mother's basement

You bought a piece of shit? Ew. Gross. What's wrong with you? And what's with the unrelated pic?

Do adults seriously by the switch? And games like Mario??

Splatoon is the most fun I've had with a shooter in a long time.
Yes adults buy the switch.

yes i bought it so all the commuters on my train can hear me BING BING WEEHOOOO

underage, much?

nigger

LOL, YOU WON'T!
Two fucking seconds with your phone shithead

22 here and a long-time Nintendo fan
if you're not a fan of at least ONE(1) Nintendo game then you simply don't like video games

lmao how's it going gathering 900 moons

yes

A game where you don't kill stuff it's not a game.

>900 moons

damn really? this game has so much content if true
GOTY confirmed

Stop being triggered.

>collectables in a collectathon are bad

uhh, okay

There's too many moons. Some of them aren't even hard to find, they're just hanging around or you just talk to an NPC to get them. Might be a bit better if the levels at least had some sort of consistent amount rather than some having shitloads more

>900 collectables
>fun
>not even mentioning the way you have to collect them which is literally 40$ recycled content

great move by nintendo how vague they have been about this game

>game board
>le manchild

You must be 18+ to post here, toddler

Are you people for real? Assassin's creed pioneered this kind of ""content"" ten years ago (flags etc) and everyone hated it. But now it makes Mario goty.

Okay.

Dumbfuck

everyone and their mum are complaining about the game has TOO many moons you contrarian retard

Go ahead and collect them all if you think it's fun

protip: you probably won't even get half of em once you finished the 'story'

bigger level have more moons, what's the problem

>mario 64 pioneered this kind of ""content"" 20 years ago (stars etc) and everyone hated it.

???

>assassin's creed
You don't understand, it's okay when Nintendo does it.

You're legitimately mentally disabled.

The 'story' is just a big tutorial you numbnut.

You don't understand, you are a butthurt retard

Woah sounds fun

No. In Mario 64 every star was a challenge and that's what made them fun. Just running around picking up shit isn't content. It's lazy filler.

No I own an Xbox One with adult games like Cuphead.

>mario 64
>challenge

>collectables
>s

As far as I played the game last night, I was collecting moons and moons only. Ofcourse the occasional coins and colored coins, which allow for you to collect even more moons..

wew

>m-m-muh-Ass Creed!
Sorry bud, there's only one butthurt sonybro here and that's (You)

>everyone and their mum are complaining about the game has TOO many moons you contrarian reta

I know, and they're wrong

>you probably won't even get half of em once you finished the 'story'
Good, gives me something to keep coming back to

>I'm already regretting buying the Number 1 rated game in the history of the world

If you don't enjoy playing the best game ever made then why are you even playing video games in the first place?

>moons
>s

yup

Wtf I love video game journalism now.

>no clue how grammar actually works

Moon's, I know but I don't like using apostrophes.

>get burned out: the game

Every time a new game comes out.

The tower while cool as shit seems a little small. Seems later Kingdoms sort of dropped the ball, the DARK SIDE is even worse.

>too many moons
you know what they say... all moons moon moons

should be fairly obvious no one who actually has the game is here, they're out playing it. Only shitposters here.

I sure as shit regret buying Shitoon 2 why do I trust the cringy Ninty faggots of the interwebs?

Actually, I've been told that about Bloodborn and Gravity Rush. I think P5 too

holy fuck you triggered so many of these baby retards easily
keep it goin OP im lurkin

what's wrong with you it's the best console shooter out there rn

>bought a switch
>call people "cringy ninty faggots"

so how many moons has everyone gotten so far?

>whats wrong with you
Triggered retard. So low IQ you can't een tell it's a shitpost.
kill yourself.

>tfw Sonyroaches will literally never recover from this year

Too much
Double 97 slammers from Nintendo absolutely crushing them and then their online shilling HQ Neogaf goes up in flames.

0 cause i don't buy shit games lol

>crushing them
60 million kek you delusional autist

yeah, same here, the main problem for me is the way it plays and the lame graphics, zelda is superior in every way, both gameplay and artstyle

will return to gamestop on monday

I guess I should've specified: for you guys who bought the shit game?

>merely pretending!

okay

Does your total amount of moons ever matter for unlocking levels other than the final post game area? I hate that I can collect way more moons than necessary to progress but there's no benefit from them. In 64 and Sunshine you could completely skip stages if you collected extra shit in a few areas

Enjoy it while it lasts roachyboi

Thanks Nintendo for turning another fun game into more open world bullshit

also I'm pretty sure Horizon Zero Dawn sold more than both Mario Odyssey and Zelda BotW combined

Yeah man I'm sure you played the game and came to the conclusion that this time around 3D Mario is horrible

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while what lasts, switch sold only 2 million units in USA, it's over

BotW sold more than Horizon you moron
Go look it up

lol, you are retarded, it's funny

NFL 2001 got 97
GTA5 got 97
GTA fucking 4 got 98

Metacritic scores are meaningless, let that sink in Toddler

i'm 100% sure that you are mentally deficient

Nintenbros in full effect

If you consider failed 20-something males adults, yes.

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Why is this game so short? I'm only on the third world and already have 54 moons so at best there can only be 6 worlds to get all 120 of them

Not sure about NFL, but both GTA IV and V deserve at least a 90.

>2017
>having become so jaded, cynical, and dead inside that you can no longer experience the pure warmth and joy that a Mario game can bring

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

normalnigger, please

Le epic strawman xd

Im-Fucking-plying.

Can you imagine unironically being a Sony fan in 2017?

I mean, what do you even do? Go through your 57th playthrough of Bloodborne? Play Persona 5 to imagine yourself having a life and gf? Play other exclusives such as Nier or Nioh... oh, wait.

Complaining about the stupid pvp system in Bloodborne alone was met with a bombardment of never evers and prove it's.

4GO

gt sport is almost as good as forza...

So many assblasted sonybros here.

what did you play in the months between zelda and mario?
Wii u ports?

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they're flocking here for nintenbro reactions, since well, they don't have anything to play at the moment.

How are you enjoying Monster Hunter?

Disgaea 5, Splatoon 2.

these

wahooo bing! bing!

>game looks like ass
>developed for the wii fucking u and ported to the switch

Golf story, splatoon 2, Mario Rabbids