This shit just arrived

This shit just arrived.

What is in the box Sup Forums?

could it be... odyssey? OwO

Gwenneth Paltro's head

Iron leg

A new puppy

You have to pack it carefully

It's VR. Go enjoy your creepy summer lesson.

bingbing

Rusty milk and salty coins

Probably a Super Mario Odyssey Switch bundle with accompanying Bowser-style dragon dildo.

A smaller box?

Chris chans signature striped shirt

The plot thickens

Its weeb shit.

COULD IT BE

DRAGON DILDOS

Mario hat and loose black liquorice

YES, it is Sup Forumss favourite game, just the shitter version or my pcfag friend.

But the real deal begins in the box behind it.

A NINTENDO SWITCH WITH MARIO ODYSSEY

forgot the pic shit

Fuck off lefty fag. Shit thread.

What a waste of a thread

How anti climactic

BUT WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE

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not over yet retards theres another box

Fucking yawn.

paying for that shit, cringe

sage your posts you fucking faggots.this thread is shit.

YES, IT IS HERE

Way to go op woo you slay them Nazis slay I say!

Sage

>This shit just arrived.
Yeah I see

Wow this thread is actually worse than the one i made for unboxing a limited edition of mass effect 3 years ago

it will never stop being funny how pol got baited into hating wolfenstein

NAZI'S BTFO

THE MOTHERFUCKING TERROR BILLY

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where's the black hand

You're a fucking idiot.

Gotta atch them all fags

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS QUEEN
SLAY

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OH GOD THE WAIT IS KILLING ME

I was expecting bing bing wahoo. I'm surprised OP.

Are those posters?

Where did you get those?

>over a foot tall!

I made an unboxing for an MLP dakimakura exactly two years ago to this day.
It was better received than your garbage thread. Neck yourself, commie.

Beware of his cowardly tactics

Take a picture of your new doll next to your Funco Pops OP

THREAD DERAILED
ABANDON THREAD

Mind posting pics before the thread get deleted?

Can the Sup Forums hero stop him?

What a waste of a thread

Here we go, the original unboxed pic

ebin steelcase

the store gave it to me as a gift, I will post that too

Ah, god bless you my man

nice pickup user, hope you enjoy the game

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Post your antifa tat

All that box for just that little stuff? What the hell?

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>taking it out of the box
Disgusting

Do you still have it? How crusty is it?

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Lets see the victory day special of TV Amerika!

Why the fuck would anyone waste money on a figure of a generic soldier man?
How fucking boring.

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Yeah, I still got it, I just have it stored away right now. I actually wash it since it was a gag gift from a friend and like to keep it in good condition. I carried it around at my fraternity as a joke freshman year, so people knew me for it.

Be the part of the reich!

How much did it cost?

Eat some knackwurst!

>spending all that money on a 4 hour campaign with a marketing budget triple that of the development budget just to hook redditors and twitter activists

SAD

that is all fags, expec if you want to see anything more. See you next time when I will get my xbone x, I hope you will hate it more


mine was for 80 euros, the pcfag version was for 35 euros

Kill yourself dude

holy shit its hillary

sd

>implying commies are people

>Collector's edition
>no game included

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>retarded gaffer spends $60 on bad singleplayer shooter because he loves bernie sanders

>90 on metacritic
>bad