The “How to make GOTY” starter kit: 2017 edition

>the “How to make GOTY” starter kit: 2017 edition.

Looks like attractive males are finally a selling point for video games. What do you think, Sup Forums? Do you enjoy half-naked males in your games?

>Do you enjoy half-naked males in your games?

Only if it's characters you don't normally see naked

Are you sure it's not about having cute doggos and sheep instead?

Yes, attractive topless men who love playing with dogs is the future gaming should strive to make the norm

>2 (two) absolute masterpieces come out in 2017
>the protagonist of both games are white males

that's only half of the formula

Yes exactly

>Mario
>white
>Link
>not basically a girl
kek

Topless=best

Better than niggers

What color are Italians

You just jelly of dem abs hun

fettuccini

Do they let you pet the dog this time? That was the most disappointing part of BotW

faggot here
Link is my husbundo
Mario is not even close to attractive
they don't compare

Hopefully this will finally get devs to wake the fuck up.

>mario is not even close to attractive
WRONG

I really really like that dog on the bottom right.

I knew I've been blindly following Nintendo for over 25 years for a reason. Now if they can just shave Mario's mustache and make him a bishi femboy twink too.

it's a Nintendog

>attractive males
Link isn't even close to attractive.

I normally don't enjoy staring at half-naked males because I'm not a faggot.

Shit taste

Also shit taste

No fucking fun

Fuck I want to bring those boys a plate of pizza rolls.

I enjoy half-naked men, cute dogs, and half-naked cute dog men

You forgot a vital part of the formula

I would not hang out with anyone actively watching The Phantom Menace.

So when will nintendo just make a steam like store and sell stuff for pc?

You think the new Metroid Prime will follow suit of topless protagonists?

Thanks, I came here to laught and I wasn't dissapointed