Daddy I want a nintendo switch for christmas!

>daddy I want a nintendo switch for christmas!

how do you respond, Sup Forums?

We already have one.

already have one
son, are you autistic?

ask your other dad

why? we aren't even american

I'm not your dad. I'm your mother's husband.

What would you name your wife's son, Sup Forums?

Sure son

I get to play it first though you little shit

I give my son what he wants if he's having a good behaviour of course, what else would I do? Shitpost irl with him about consolewars?

Beat him for speaking without being spoken to.

who are you?
get out of my house

buy him one of the shitty cheap chinese knockoffs like my parents did

Ricky

>Having kids
>Owning a Switch

Christmas is a retarded american holiday, back to your room

Well, maybe- you just need to (INSERT IMPOSSIBLE EXPECTATION HERE).

"As a boy you' ll get a PS4. Switch is for Pussies."

I'm not your daddy anymore sweetie I'm your mommy

>Who the fuck is this kid?
Then procee to rape him

this why are americans retarded enough to celebrate a day on the calendar

based trashman laying down the smack

You'll get whatever you want as long as we get to have our "special time" without mommy knowing (:

so this thread is ok but a thread talking about your favorite gaming food isnt?

This. Who knew Sup Forums were good compassionate parents?
>Dad! Can I have a Nintendo Switch!
"IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGN GAMES FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF LMAO"
>Why are you yelling at me dad?
"IT HAS SHIT BATTERY LIFE IT'S GIMMICKY GET BTFO"
>I just wanna play Zelda, dad...
"TOO EXPENSIVE FOR THAT SHITTY RAM SWITCHFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH"

I DIDN'T RAISE NO QUEER

GET IN YOUR ROOM AND READ THE BIBLE! YOU'RE GETTING AN XBOX 360!

we have all the current gen consoles plus just about every other console back to the NES. what could you possibly want a second switch for?

cry more fatass

I'd question your choice of getting your kid a previous gen console, but then I remembered that the current one is XBone.

I'm not sure your kid can himself tell whether or not he is disabled. You should ask a child psychologist about that.

Nintendo switch is old school now, bucko! I bought you something better, a kinect!

>keep sucking, maybe it'll come out

The Kinect has literally been discontinued.
Is that the joke?

Don't call me daddy outside the bedroom kid.

Pump him full of puberty blockers and buy him a dress.

Who the fuck are you?

Don't forget to update the gender sliders regularly.

>you see that, son? the lady in the video instinctively reached down to catch the ball.

I like Maxim Tomatoes

You're only allowed to have a PC, handheld consoles are for girls, fags and manchildren

show me those grades boy, unless were talking about A+ on everything im not allowing you to even emulate NES games

Do what my parents did. Buy a Nintendo. When a Nintendo means LITERALLY A FUCKING BUBBLE TOY DISGUISED AS A VIDEO GAME THEY BOUGHT FROM LITTLE MEXICO THAT SAYS NINTENDO ON IT

tell him to bring me good grades and keep up with his chores and we'll see

Then go find one.

Besides, I ain't yer dad. I just sorta...fuck yer mom.

Dont call me daddy, you can call me Steve. Only your mommy calls me daddy

Drown him.

>buys Wii U
Here's that Nintendo you've always wanted, kiddo.

We're going to build a PC together and not have you grow up posting 500 threads about Peach renders and Yoshi eggs.

You already have a computer.

Here you go, son. Now go play with your sisters.

Imagine being a kid growing up normally and out of no where you're told you're "special". Hell, even adults have an existential crisis.

Fuck him in the ass because I'm not raising any faggots.

stop calling me that i am not your dad

Buy him switch and play Mario kart with him as I cry thinking about simpler times playing Mario kart on muh DS

>Boco
>not a dad

That's too expensive for a christmas gift, save up your money and buy it yourself.

I think about it while i'm fucking his throat with my dick.

>got told by a doc that i have nasty autism and it's impressive i was brought up to lead such a normal life

i actually thought the quack was pulling my chain until a second doctor with an actual behavioral therapy degree of some kind confirmed it
one doctor lamented that i wasn't given the 'help' i needed and the other praised my family for just ignoring it and turning me into a normal kid

now everytime i find myself spinning something or whatever i feel that lingering disgust at myself

Its a reference to House of the Dead Overkill, actually.

is that the combination of Rick and Morty?

Do the world a favor and kill yourself

Finding a Switch doesn't seem to be much of a problem anymore.
Saw it available at Amazon for 315€ the other day. I don't think there is much to gain for scalpers with a Switch these days.

Who the fuck are you?

You can go and play at your friends house right?
Why wont you go there now?
I have stuff to do.