Why is it so... easy?

why is it so... easy?

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Because it's a Mario game?

BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING DESIGNED FOR CHILDREN AND YOU ARE NOT CHILDREN ANYMORE. YOU ARE ALL GROWN UPS NOW AND YOU ARE REFUSING TO LET GO OF YOUR CHILDHOOD. MARIO IS BABY SHIT.

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? WILL IT TAKE ANOTHER 5 YEARS PLUS A NEW NINTENDO SYSTEM PLUS A NEW MARIO 3D PLATFORMER FOR YOU TO LEARN? OR WILL YOU STILL BE DUMB AND NAIVE AND THEN WASTE ANOTHER 5 YEARS HOPING THE NEXT NINTENDO AND THE NEXT MARIO WILL BE GOOD?

PRO-TIP. THE GAMES WILL ALWAYS REMAIN BABY SHIT EASY. AND YOU WILL CONTINUE TO GET OLDER.

Because it's literally a game meant for kids. You were suppose to have outgrown Mario by now, manchild

WAHOO

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Did you put it on IGN mode?

all videogames are for children, it doesn't mean they can't be difficult

Even M rated games that (at least on the surface) are targeted towards teenagers are piss easy these days. Why would a game targeted at a younger audience be any more difficult than those?

I dont understand why they make this game for kids when the switch is mainly owned by adults. children just play on there phones or minecraft on their computer these days. Zelda wasnt difficult or anything but at least it felt like a game that wasnt made for small children

>why is it so... comfy?

ftfy

>Mario Odyssey
>all the levels are/challenges are incredibly easy
>very last bonus level is somewhat challenging, but only takes you a few deaths to figure out

>Mario 3D World
>all the levels/challenges are incredibly easy
>very last bonus level is somewhat challenging, but only takes you a few deaths to figure out

>Mario Galaxy 2
>all the levels/challenges are incredibly easy
>very last bonus level is somewhat challenging, but only takes you a few deaths to figure out

>Mario Galaxy
>all the levels/challenges are incredibly easy

>Mario Sunshine
>all the levels/challenges are incredibly easy

>Mario 64
>all the levels/challenges are rather difficult
>not because the game is hard, but because the controls and camera greatly handicap the players ability to play
>some of the tighter platformer levels are outright unplayable due to the poor mechanics of this game, which is considered by some to be groundbreaking and a master piece

Why is it so... easy?

Nintendo can't get over that the only people that care about them these days are 30+ year old manchildren. So their games reflect that belief that their audience is children.

All 3d mario games are easy. But difficulty does ramp up in the post game if that makes you feel better

Mario 64 is absurdly easy, only reason anyone remembers it as hard is it was the first time people really had to learn to move on 3D space.

Because you're in the beginner worlds

does it get a lot harder?

It might be easy but I have no idea what to do with the picture frame under the water fall. Or the big silver block

64 is incredibly easy faggot, you were a kid when you played it

>he thinks "poor mechanics" are the reason he sucks at Tick Tock Clock
got some news for you pham.

mario 3d worls last level is insanely hard actually

it took me like 900 deaths

Name a videogame that's not for kids

You can't

Why is it so GODDAMN HARD

still way harder than odyssey retard

>Hurr durr all games are for children xDD see you're a fag just like us if you play games!!! ("there, that go him xDD")

MEANWHILE. Assassins-Motherfucking-CREED game out today. Let's dissect this "childrens game" (LMAO) we??


>story is about politics, slavery, corruption and betray (themes too deep for children to grasp)
>gameplay is deep and offers tons of character creation
>game has blood, swearing, and some extreme scenes of violence
>game is rated M (17+ years and older) for MATURE
>b-b-but games are all made for children!!!
But yeah, totally a childrens game. Which is why it's not on Nintendo Switch, because Nintendo won't authorize mature games on their baby shit systems. Fucking dumb ass n*gger.

Because there's so much shit to do, you can't be wasting time when there's more to see and explore. I don't want to be fighting to the end for each and every mom when there's like 500 of them

I cheesed it, I died over and over just to get it done with one character that I then turned in to other wii motes to get three character clears at the same time. Twice.

because developers make their games for people like that guy who had trouble completing the tutorial in cuphead. Games are made for video game reviewers basically.

holy shit user throwing some truth in here

I agree, all Mario games, as Zelda and Pokemon games are for little kids since the SNES. Stop crying about the difficulty, you guys look dumb.

I will never understand nintendofags when they say all games are for kids. theyre basically just admitting their man-children that refuse to grow up. not al video games are for kids. im 22 and i play dark souls in the living room when my parents have company over on the weekend and they almost always come over and ask questions about the game because of how interesting it looks (I kinda like the attention desu)

No wonder No Mario game will top 64. You're absolutely shit at video games. Even Nintendo took away camera controls because they know who's buying their shit. Disgusting.

>it's made for children
hmmm...

>unironically using an ass-assins creed game as a point of argument

Also, I wonder what's behind that asterisk you fucking faggot.

Someone help me

its the same as every game in the genre (except maybe croc, that game has some hardcore levels). beating the game in and of itself is easy, and MOST of the collectables are both easy to find and easy to do, but there are a couple that can be a bit tricky.

No, you were just a little kid when you played it

...

Sunshine was harder than 64

>it's made for children (he says mockingly)
>posts a childish baby looking cartoony game where the rating is for 3 year olds

Are you serious?

>Dark Souls
>not for kids

Literally everyone thinks "Oh look, he's playing adventurer again. Maybe he's too shy to talk to us grown-ups. I'm just gonna have to approach him" when they see you play that game.

Name a Chinese cartoon that's not for kids or women.

You can't.

>ESRB ratings imply difficulty
Super Monkey Ball would like a word.

So are there any hard challenges/bonus stages like Sunshine had?
People can talk shit about Sunshine but at least those bonus stages were challenging

>story is about politics, slavery, corruption and betray (themes too deep for children to grasp)

only children care about that shit

>gameplay is deep and offers tons of character creation

only a child has the free time to invest in that shit

>game has blood, swearing, and some extreme scenes of violence

Yeah, kids SURE HATE those things...

>game is rated M (17+ years and older) for MATURE

N..no mom! I am mature! I Promise! All my friend's mommy's buy ASSASSCREED for them!!

Becuase its an unfinished mess. I generally hate the artifical difficulty meme, but that game is literally artificial difficulty

>tedious and awful level design is "hard"

Mario games are designed to be easy to beat, but hard to master. The main story is easy. 8/16 moons per world when they're scattered about like Korok seeds? Please.
100% will be challenging with the sheer number of moons and coins. Some of the challenge comes from finding all the collectibles, not from execution. If you really want a challenge out of Mario, try speedrunning it, the movement already looks technical and precise.
3D World was a perfect example of their design philosophy. Easy to medium difficulty regular worlds, hard to very hard special worlds.

You're right, I can't.
And that's fine because I can still enjoy their sillieness instead of pretending that I'm too mature for them

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baby game for babies of course

>"(another baby childish cartoony game) would like a word"

Huh?

whoa whoa are you talking about the secrets? with the a cappella music? cause those were brilliant. and I've already found a few secret-esque areas in Odyssey

I think you mean “Accessable”

This

How the fuck do you get to the sky island in Cascade kingdom? I've looked everywhere

same for sand kingdom
that little inverted pyramid is driving me crazy
I'm guessing it has to do with the metal boxes or something

Perhaps one of the most boring Mario titles I've played since Super Mario Sunshine was released. Full of the formulaic tripe that has become synonymous with what a current era Nintendo title is meant to be. I am amazed that people were actually enthusiastically awaiting this game as some sort of redemption, as a way of justifying, having bought such a sub-par system as the Nintendo Switch

Hes talking about the secret red coin levels. The secret platforming challanges were great. The fucking plinko and lilly pad level were some of the worst things to ever happen in a video game

Yeah I don't know what to do with the boxes. I don't know if I'm retarded or if they unlock later

Lol this bullshit that because cartoony games are hard means they're made for adults. I when I was 9 my friend from school 100% super monkey ball. Yeah, give that game to any adult who has never played it and it will be incredibly hard for them. Does that mean it's not a childish, adolescent game and a waste of peoples time?

oh yeah 100%. They had decent ideas but terrible, terrible execution. SMS was clearly unfinished

>didn't like the game's predecessors that are lauded as classics by fans of the genre
>thought he might actually enjoy this one

hahah omg i did the same thing

well actually I had friends to help out but yes this is what I did twice to get it for all the characters

Any game that you enjoy is not time wasted.
It's ok to keep telling yourself that because you're an adult you're only allowed to play "adult games". We've all been there. You'll grow out of it eventually.

i assume they unlock later since the parrot won't give any hints about it.

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Because games are for kids not 30+ year olds?

>dodging the argument to implying fucking super monkey ball of all things is easy
>being THIS retarded

this just in, i wanna be the guy isn't hard either because it has mario sprites in it and you get killed by an apple.

I guess that makes mike tyson's punch out easy as fuck too, and god of war is the hardest shit ever because it has "adult adultish """""""realistic"""""" graphics"

pic related

>game has blood, swearing, and some extreme scenes of violence
Oh yeah because that sure stops all those fucking 12 year olds from playing Cod and swearing off the top of the microphone.
>game is rated M (17+ years and older) for MATURE
Ratings haven't meant a goddamn thing for ages. Mature games are meant to appeal to edgy teenagers insecure teenagers who think they're hot shit because they play a game with gore in it.

youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4

usually by the age of 17.

They are close to the same difficulty. 3D Mario has never been remotely challenging, just tedious due to having to get every star.

>pack of goombas approach
>line up one by one underneath me
>literally just press B once to kill 5 enemies

dropped during the tutorial

>ASSCREED IS NOT FOR CHILDREN

an adult would be insulted by a series where the control scheme is on screen at all times because it thinks you are too retarded to remember the actions that are all bound to two buttons anyways.

>deep gameplay

You might "enjoy" rotting your brain watching stupid youtube videos, or playing Mario games, but it's still time wasted. Your time on earth is finite and you should spend it wisely.

bullshit. I can control 64 perfectly. ur just black.

Thanks for the new pasta user

Get all Shines in Sunshine then, faggot.
Stream it live and link it.
I'll wait to watch.

>start game in portable mode
>5 minute splash screen telling me i'm doing it wrong
fuck you nintendo i don't want to waggle anymore

also was that HD RUMBLE i felt during the airship scene? it felt SO real. like a cup of ice

Galaxy 2 had a good handful of difficult stars. It was still easy overall but not like Odyssey.

Like arguing on Sup Forums isn't a bigger waste of time than playing any game in the world.

>any Mario game
>not easy

BING BING WAHOO
falseflagging

Also how the ESRB rating doesn't stop kids from playing it. From my experience kids are more attracted to M rated games than E rated games just to seem more mature, when those M rated games are usually more immature than most E rated games.

Honestly from my opinions T rated games are usually the most "mature" because they don't try to be so edgy, overly violent, and sexual.

those metal boxes unlock AFTER you beat the game

which is WHY you have like 70 moons in Mexico land, you can't get ALL OF THEM right away. once you beat the game, those boxes light up and you can break them to scatter the rest of the moons around the world, opening up new challenges and shit.

or maybe
here's an idea
maybe you can blow me

because the mechanics are shitty

>reddit spacing

post the one that doesn't exist, aka, 30+ work life
because pokemon ceases to exist post college unless you meet up for this shit at a hobby shop or shit.

BRUH UR ON V LMFAO

this game is honestly trash.
the one redeeming factor would be interesting worlds to explore, but... they're boring, too. like, were they even trying on that jungle level with the purple goop?

>all the levels and challenges are rather difficult
Mario 64 is not difficult. It's a very straightforward game that doesn't take any critical thinking or mental taxation to play through at a decent pace. Don't kid yourself.

>Implying the Galaxy games were easy

Some of the levels in Galaxy and Galaxy 2 kicked my ass repeatedly.

If you use a racoon leaf from the overworld it becomes a joke.

BING BING BRAAPO

unironical spbp

The only hard shine to get is the pachinko level because the physics are beyond fucked up in that level.

My little brother is the only person I know the house who isn't insulted by AssCreed's controls.

>People forgetting about Super mario lost levels and all the older games still being hard as fuck despite being for "children"

Least nintendies can admit there manchildren now days though.