Wolfenstein II CE

Thought I'd do a quick unboxing thread to show off the Collector's Edition. No bullshit, no long drawn out tease, I promise.

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does it come with an antifa bandana?

This thing is pretty good sized. If you remember the old 12" GI Joes, B.J. is the same size.

Proceed, Todd.

Close-up of the face/shoulders?

JESUS LOOK AT ITS FACE

It does not.

Quick shot of the back of the box. I kind of like how they're trying to evoke the feel of a classic action figure.

>that face
plz user dont post it

Here is a slip that came in the package.

CE's of games never seem worth it. You spend far more to get a statue/figurine that you could have gotten cheaper by some other means, and in better quality.

case in point: BJ's face

Skipping ahead a bit here, but there you go.

>BJ gets that yellow jacket after "Terror Billy dies"
>Somehow, nazis based off his action figure over him wearing clothes the only people who saw him wearing it, were random soldiers that got killed

HAHAAHAHHAAHAHA

umm

good to see sjw and feminists putting their money where their mouth is like they did with ghostbusters

oh wait

what is the issue?

Is there an edition with the negress?

It would have been better if it wasn't a doll

The steelbook is pretty nice. I seem to remember they stuffed Fallout 4's game case underneath the Pip-Boy. Glad they didn't fuck it up with this one.

JUST

Somehow worse than a fucking Funko Pop

that action figure no joke looks like shit

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To be fair, it's a decent doll. I had a few of the 12" Joes coming up. The detail on the guns is decent, though I wish they'd done paint decals.

FUCK

the face is hideous but I guess that's kinda the point of the figure

Digging the jacket

At the end of this, I need a shot of him in his pimp jacket, holding the hatchet. I'm doing a study paper research blog.

He's seen some shit.

The pimp jacket is kinda neat I guess.

But it doesn't even look like bj

man thats pretty depressing

Full spread of the steelbook.

He looks like he wants to die.
OP, please... just... put him out of his misery...

it doesn't look like bj at all

its like some chinese factory had surplus dolls

>showing the QTE final boss on the steel book
Odd choice imo

this is a nice steelbook. I'd like to have it even if the game is shit

The jacket is weirdly nice. Proper liner and everything.
The face is noticeably off, for sure. He's missing the scar.

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I love that art of Elite Han

The dual-side mini poster/manual for the figure is pretty well done. Wish they'd put as much work into his face.

what's with the triangle instead of swastika?

The art direction looks pretty nice

Fuck the game, now post full spread of your dick and balls.

delete this

>pissed away $100
>better post it on Sup Forums so i feel my virtue signaling purchase was justified

He's on the side too. Nice little callback to the classic Wolfenstein pose.
Honestly, no clue. Might be a rank thing? I haven't played super far in the game.

Another division

The jacket was a bitch and a half to get on him, but it does fit. His right hand is clenched too tightly to easily get the guns in.

probably decided the sjw test audience was too triggered by actual swastikas

By the way, since W2 has a romhack of Wolfenstein 3D as a minigame, will anyone try to rip the sprites and stuff from it?

it provokes ptsd in some ppl, so trigger warning annon.

Looks much better with the jacket but still a pretty shit figure overall.

>come and get my you white ass, fascist Nazi pigs
truly the pinnacle of gaming

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This

Probably to save on money because Germany.

As requested. They made the handle too thick and his grip too tight, but I managed to squeeze it in.

>terrorism is good, if I agree with it
2017 everyone

Probably made to avoid international issues

Shit, there we go.

I mean what are you expecting? You know it's just a G.I. Joe homage, it's not a sex doll from Japan. It looks like exactly that. A much higher quality 60s-70s Joe.

More like the bad guy figures are always cooler. Snake Eyes is way better than a lame soldier dude. I mean, check out this jacket.

>be white
>use white as an insult

that's not how it works

Have some weapon detailing instead.

That's how it goes these days
It doesn't have to make sense, as long as you agree with it

Reverse side of the manual thing. The color palette feels like a fairly straight homage to Batman.

Well, last picture folks. It's been a fun thread, feel free to carry on with it as you like. It's certainly not the best CE collectible I've ever seen, but it gets points for being pretty unique, and the literature and accessories are pretty well executed, even if the figure itself is less than stellar. If I get more comfortable with figure paints I might touch this one up to get close to the in-game model.

post more hands (nigger hands if you got them)

I still can't believe it. People actually got paid to write this.

What's the tree thing in the back?

looks a lot like a classic joe doll, pretty good

why is everyone on shitting on it

A toy doll and pieces of paper
How much was it?

HAHAHA THEY LOOK SO BAD

SJWS PAID FOR THESE? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Directly behind him? It's Molag Bal from the Elder Scrolls Online CE. Picked it up on triple clearance for like 20 bucks. The figure was worth it at that price.

100 USD, which is on the moderately low end for CEs. I would have happily paid 20 more if it meant I'd gotten the season pass included.

It's not as polished as it could be, and it's a little on the janky side for being effectively a 40 buck GI Joe. I'm fairly happy with it, but I was also a big fan of the first game.

JUST

ahahahaha you fucking faggot

it's a really nice doll, but I'm not sure it's a 40 dollar doll

they hate nazis so much that they cant even put swastikas in a game about killing nazis

Chinks made that lad

Its great how they made more likeable villains than the communist faggots you have to work for

Does the disc have full game or what?
Or do you need to patch something?

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Imagine being a fully grown adult, doing the buttons up on the jacket of an action figure. And a bad one at that.

What a waste, I love how cucked PC gaming is that even the physical edition of games require to download Steam and the rest of the game. Goddamn.

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does BJ have a black ass or something?

I enjoyed this thread overall OP

Thanks for taking the time

if you aint self hating white you aint right

You know, it might actually be a fun mod to play as Elite Hans, judging by this description. Imagine having to root out terror cells while working in civilian areas.

You need steam to install this shit?

For all this other plastic trash included it's zero fucking cost to include bluray. Fuck this shit.

>inb4 steaming mad Sup Forumscucks replying

Why so mad, cuckboi?

OP you should just fucking kill yourself. You are the cancer killing video games.

but its not. stop shilling now you dumb nigger

Is that a tear rolling down his nose?

Nearly all PC physical games except for a small few requires Steam.

it's been like that for like 8 years, more in some cases.