I get what they're trying to do. They're trying to recreate the Wiimote and Nunchuck. It feels very much like Galaxy did when you're playing with the Joycons.
The problem? The Joycons aren't at all comfortable. It's like holding 2 Zippo lighters. There's no bulk for an adult hand to grab onto and it gets crampy after prolonged periods.
The Wiimote and Nunchuck were, despite all their flaws, ergonomic. The Joycons aren't.
so use the joycon grips then
Just use a gamecube controller then
Hmm... I wonder why theres no bulk for an ADULT hand...
You can't. You have to have motion control for tons of stuff. Including a few points early in the game where you absolutely have to shake the controllers to get through. pro controller has motion controls which lets you get past it but you still can't do things like the circular hat toss without trying a few times before it decides to work.
Feels good to not have giant ape hands.
This. I have small hands and they're perfect.
Fuck those overpriced pieces of shit. Why couldn't they just add some more plastic to the back instead of selling these retarded AA battery chargers no one needs aside from adding more heft to the shitty joycons.
t. Donald Trump
nigga, this game is literally designed for 5yo, why the fuck would adult person even think about playing it?
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>being 12
>amiibo button
How low has nintendo fallen
>mfw I'm a manlet with small hands and this control scheme is great for me
not as low as drones defending it lol
I find them pretty comfortable without the grips
It's odd that they're more comfortable without the grips. They're still not like the wiimotes though, those were actually comfy, especially with the silicon sleeve
they were designed for grorious nipponese adult hands, wanker
>Tiny D-pad is used to open maps
LOL
I'm sorry you can't hold them and imagine you're playing with your dads' cocks OP
You can just have Mario spin around and then throw Cappy. No motion controls required. Motion controls are *very* optional in this game, even if they're convenient.
explain to me how I do a high jump with a frog then, cause I had to unplug my cheapo controller and use my joycons to get past it. And spinning mario and throwing cappy didn't do anything but make him fling it in a random direction to me.
One thing I like about those joycons is being able to have my hands apart and still play fine.
>Laying back in chair
>Arms resting in comfy way
>Still able to play fine despite hands not being close together
>There's no bulk for an adult hand