"she was almost a Jill sandwich"

"she was almost a Jill sandwich"

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Do you have a video of her throating that sandwhich?

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Please help me have sex with her.

Did I really just see raw onion in that sammich?

nothing wrong with that

Nothing wrong with sucking dicks either, doesn't mean you should go out and do it

REmake line is worse than Original. REmake is something like "a second later and you would have fit nicely into a sandwich". Why did they change it?

I like raw onions on my sandwhiches.

Why is this so mesmerizing?
This is the most beautiful thing I've seen all day. I could watch her eat forever

Raw onions on sandwiches taste breddy good.

>making a dick sucking analogy out of a food analogy

Also nothing wrong with being a jew and nigger desu

What kind of faggot don't enjoy raw onions?

I used to eat raw onions in Home Economics back in secondary school.

did you pull it?

have you ever eaten a sandwich in your life?

cause shes hot you simpleton

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>pointless licking of fingers
T H O T
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What is the point of that room

Free dagger

People poop, pee and wash themselves there.

>I used to eat raw onions
That's wrong

to see jill throwup

Would rather see her poop

It won't be easy, user, but if you are truly ambitious enough, fucking should be easy.

The steps should be as follows:

1) Find out what her vices are (illegal drugs, deviant sexual activity, etc.)
2) Start selling that vice to people in her community
3) Become a popular source of that vice
4) She will eventually come to you
5) Knock her out, rape her, film it
6) ????????????
7) Profit

Post feet.

>I don't like onions

>$7.00 for 2600 calories

That's actually not such a bad deal

Raw onion is perfectly fine on pretty much any sandwich you fucking foodlet

8/10

It wouldn't be a bad idea, if you were walking through the flooded streets of New Orleans. A normal person or even a kid would have their body flooded with an excessive amount of fat, carbs, and sugar.

You could get some serious gains with that

>Protein 38g
Bro sign me the fuck up

at the low low price of 263g of sugar.

A raw onion can help give a sandwich some texture. Having some cruchies in a sandwich is better than it being the same texture all throughout.

I want to feed this woman. A lot. Not "I want to feed her very badly," "I want to feed here huge amounts of food."

*blocks your herbs*

go back to /hr/

No one is going to be looking at my fucked teeth when I've got my totally jacked pecs out
Thanks Oreo

you mean like this?

Any buttshots?

>Not putting onions in your sandwiches
UNCULTURED SWINE

God that finger licking is pissing me off. Every fucking bite.

>Those tryhard "cute" finger licks

you can tell she's eating that way because of all the makeup she has on, plus knowing there's a camera on her. which the way she eats annoys me too

>i bet he orders his sandwiches/burgers without pickles and onions!

>tfw ywn be the mayo in a jibble sandwich

Fucking KILL ME NOW

HAHAHAH I LOVE THAT QUOTE MAN I LOVE THAT!!!!!! SO FUCKING CHEESY I FUCKING LMAOD MY ASS OFF WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT ACTUALLY I STILL DO THAT TO THIS DAY ITS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do they get so much protein in there? Thhere's about as much in there as a scoop of Whey

>Are you okay?
>Yeah..i was almost a Claire sandwich!
>Does Barry tell EVERYONE that story?


Capcom really likes this meme.

Plebs who have only done Jill runs don't know that there is a small key there for Chris.

a claire sandwich is a little more aged than a jill sandwich. but its still edible

>tfw Sniper Claire outfit is only avaliable after you beat the game.

It is a real shame. Still fun though, Barry is best boy.

Doesn't even look partially the part. She looks like a dirty spaniard or something. Jill is a howaito piggu, not some dirty halfbreed honorary taco slayer.

I want to marry Claire.

>2600 calories
>in a 36oz shake

You guys are nutritionally retarded, and if you ever counted calories a day in your life you would know the picture is full of shit. I guarantee all of you are fat fucks if you don't know that a shake like that will not be anywhere NEAR that many calories.

Even if it's the fattest, thickest, heart attack inducing chocolate shake on the planet, that thing would at best be running around 1000-1200 calories. And that's being extremely generous and assuming the worst. Realistically, I'm guessing that thing is ~700-800 calories.

>used Dark Natalia outfit for my entire playthrough
>only realized she is a brunette when i played her DLC after finishing the main story

sex

How do you sell deviant sexual activity?

>I don't understand how sugar works and why it's put in absolutely everything nowadays
Sugar is cheap calories, which is why it's put in everything so you feel full

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You underestimate America here my friend.

This thing is fucking based. They wear the disgusting amount of calories with pride instead of being shady and trying to change the serving size or something.

Only a faggot wouldn't down this whole thing in one sitting on a cheat day.

are you faster than her?

almost 19 hours....

Shit that's a lot of back tracking

Im pretty sure I did around 8 hours my first time but hell I did it when I was 12

Of course. I finish in at least 3 minutes

I'm 22 and currently going through RE0. I'm 9 hours in and just got to the cable car.