Did you pick up your Xbox One X today, user?

Did you pick up your Xbox One X today, user?

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why didnt they give him the scorpio edition?

>tfw tricked into buying a nigger console

nigga got a crab claw. how the fuck he gnna hold a controller with that

They later gave him the scorpio edition when he was interviewed by major nelson on stream. I didnt watch the stream, someone retweeted it

God I hate the xbox green. Makes majority of game covers look really bad with the bright green along the top

While I don't like Xbox I don't think making fun of mentally challenged people is the answer.

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exactly, but no, the crab claw mutant hand is MEANT for PC.

no fucking joke, i knew i guy in college who had a weird chicken wing arm, but he kicked tons of ass at FPS somehow. he was always in the top 3 out of 30 guys playing shit on weekends.

i fucking miss our LAN parties so damn much, its been 8 years now...

So no criticizing any XBOX owners?

can't tell if qt on the right has crab claw as well, or maybe she's just imitating

I'm actually gonna wait for the Xbox that comes after the One X, lets call it "Xbox 2". That jaguar cpu needs to be replaced.

Why?

They have the best box in the house (atm) along with the best controller.

Looks about right, with how xboners keep complaining about symmetrical sticks.

I did the gym visits I didn't do yesterday and Monday, then went for today's walk, then read comics.

Why assume there will be one? Microsoft has never profited off a console. Especially after their awful performance this gen, surely they consider dropping out. The console market doesn't have much of a future anyway.

You clearly don't know how much money they're making off Xbox One.

what country is this?

canada

How does he play if his right hand is a lobster claw?

None. They never made profit ever since the birth of xbox. This is very common knowledge. It's still at least a billion dollar sinkhole.

they made profit on the 360 slims u liar