Play games to escape life

>play games to escape life
>this happens

JUST

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>Hating on best girl

>Haley starts as a bitch but turns around nicely in the end.
>Emily is a fucking mental and her brain is out of this universe.
>Leah comes with burden ex and is kinda whiny.
>Penny is a slut. Enough said
>Maru has few cute moments, but is boring.
>Abigail is a nerd and kind of average.
I thank the god who created the mod that turns the guy choices into girls and changes the dialog too. Because their stories are just so much better.

theres always her cuter sister

Haley stays a bitch. She just treats you better cause she likes you. But she is still a bitch.

Fair point.

fpbp

Dated Penny first time round because I got fooled into her trailer-trash life. Then I found out about how amazing Haley becomes after a few heart events. Plus looking at her dialogue suggests you have sex with her a lot and she faps a lot:

>Hi, honey. I'm so glad you're home. I was starting to get kind of lonely
>Good morning, dear. Another day of farm chores, huh?...I'll be thinking of you.
>You look like you've been working hard, dear. Let me help you de-stress.

This.

Also didn't the Dev confirm penny wasn't cheating?

No, he pretty much didn't deny nor confirm. "Let players decide themself." he said. Pretty much Penny is cheater.

Alex is best girl. Story is all feels and comfort.

WRONG
WRONG WRONG
>Generally speaking, I like to keep things ambiguous so that people can come up with their own theories and debate them. But in this case I'll make an exception.

>Vincent simply saw Penny and Sam climbing trees. Nothing more. I wasn't trying to imply anything serious. In my head... at 8 hearts, she has a serious crush on you, but of course she's still friends with Sam. She's too polite to refuse Sam's offer to climb trees, so she does it. But she's not actually interested in Sam anymore. Nothing happens in the tree.

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>tfw impregnating the shit outta that blueberry pusy
Not to mention thats shes just pure wife material desu.

Join us. Thrive.
:^)

What game?

post dem farms

>>Emily is a fucking mental and her brain is out of this universe.
t. brainlet

>implying emily is crazy
nigga it's a world of magic
there's a fucking wizard on the outskirts of town
if anything, the people who don't believe in magic in the stardew valley world are crazy

Fuck you. The only reason i joined you is because collecting all that shit takes so damn long.

I remember a cap in r*ddit being posted in these thresdw in which he said that he didnt even intend to imply that she cheated or cheats, you happen to have it user?

why do you greentext the parts of the girls, tell us the stories behind the guys are better, but dont greentext the guys?

because i'm not a fucking faggot thats why, faggot.

Is there a rule 63 Shane?

But you already know their stories are somehow better

>tfw she will never give you a private dance while giving slips of her bare skin with that sexy red dress of hers on.

that masturbating mod for the guys is really hot.

>mfw was able to dance with Shane on the first year
Feels good

Alright. For your sake
>Alex story involves him being nervous about future mixed with his wish to support player. Kinda okay.
>Elliot is a pretty much failed 'artist' person who just needed a person to act as his muse. His story is second worst imo.
>Harvey is a doctor with kinda clumsy/airhead personality.
>Sam want's to be something great even if he is burdened down because family issues and personal problems.
>Sebastian. Acts 'deep' and 'mature' but fails.

Get back to me when I can get drunk with girl Shane
Seriously if you don't walk into the bar every day and buy a beer for the barflies then you're playing this game wrong.

are there any NTR mods for this game yet?
i just want to come home from a hard day's work to find my wife fucking another guy

Nope.

why

die

>>Emily is a fucking mental and her brain is out of this universe.

she is retarded but you know she's got a hot body because she carries her sisters genes.

>forgetting about best boy Shane
faggot

For (you):

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Haven't tried it myself but there's something for you two.

Finished fall year 2, not that bro as long as you plan it, would have finished sooner if I planted an apple tree early.

I forget, can I get nexus mods if I pirated SV?
That's what I'm talking about

>marry Emily
>become friends with Clint
>hes crushing hard on Emily
>tell him to go for it
>asked her out on a date and she accepts
>tfw
Its like that pic of those three weirdos in the minivan, my wife, my wifes boyfriend, my wifes boyfriend's wife who happens to be my crush etc.

Penny is the only girl that appreciates the life on the farm and the only girl to hold a job after marriage. Enjoy your apathetic deadweight.

Penny is trailer trash desu

Take that back

lul the thread would have ended on that to,. falling for trailer trash.

>could only play this with anime portrait mods
>want to play again to try out the new content
>all the anime mods I used were discontinued

She gives a bunch of shit to charity and starts worrying about the environment and shit.

She changed because of you, not for you. Even if you don't start fugging her she opens her eyes and realized she's been kind of shallow and desires a change.

This.

Also, why would you go out of your way to erase content from your game at the expense of money? Shit dude.

Sorry, wouldn't know for a pirated copy.

>Comfy causal farming game
>Achievement from fucking hell

Good luck beating that minigame without dying.