I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH

I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH
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*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO
*sit down*
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Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER NINDOODOO
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*flush*

Ahhhhhhhhh....

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>wipes twice
you are being inefficient

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What is it that went wrong at some point during sony fans' lives that led to this?

name a board worse than Sup Forums

Oh, it's this thread again.

So how are you guys enjoying the new Horizon DLC so far? I heard there's a big XP bug in it, so i'm waiting it out until they patch that.

look at what time it is. its not a 20 something white male who posted that. the internet is all over the world now. its some weird fucker in a dirty and unhealthy country. they are probably literally sick

/soc/
/lgbt/

can't stop laughing at this stupid WHIIIRRR meme

>implying its not some vore-esque shit done by nintendo kids.

You don't have characters like Kirby and Yoshi without being at least 40% gay.

>that xbox cap

>yfw two Switch launch titles already btfo every single Sonybro exclusive

literal shitposting

So what do mods on Sup Forums actually do?

Post this thread

these are getting better

falseflagging fag

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ban vidya threads. It might be just 1 person for a day. Maybe he got an emergency.

Yet he's still smart enough to choose Sony. Says a lot, doesn't it?

Monitor threads.

I want to FUCK Raywoman!

I bet they're still butthurt about that neofag fiasco.

Remember that we had to move video game threads off Sup Forums to make space for more threads like this, and most people unironically think this was a good idea.

I will admit shitch is a pretty funny name lol

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Some people take shitposting a bit too literally.

At least keep it in one thread.

At least Guerilla has shown interest to patch the game.

I can't. It's so bad that every other fucking board makes fun of you faglords. If you aren't using this board exclusively as a shitposting dumping grounds while you browse actual good boards like I am, your life has gone horribly wrong.

They have no excuse not to, since it's the only game they have at the moment.

Sup Forums was so much better when we still had dubs threads

the community tanked shit threads like this by turning it into dubs threads. the newly turned dubs thread acted as a containment for dubs fags, like me, and the original poster and his point was lost in a sea of bateman memes and circle jerking over gets

any oldfags here will agree. coincidence or not (i think not), Sup Forums went to shit shortly after dubs were banned and the community lost its power to regulate itself

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ya know, I can admire the gumption it takes to consistently post incredibly embarrassing and board damaging threads at 6:00 am

Fucking hell.

to think I stayed up this late for this.

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So this is the power of shitposting. Huh, not bad.

>It's so bad that every other fucking board makes fun of you faglords. If you aren't using this board exclusively as a shitposting dumping grounds while you browse actual good boards like I am

Every time

now you're getting it

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help boost my self esteem because I know that no matter how low I sink in life I will never be as much of a pathetic fucking loser as hot pockets

Sup Forums is the second best board on Sup Forums. Prove me wrong

Amazing

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>implying that still doesn't happen

Check this 5

>he thinks the board is worth salvaging
Have you seen the op to this thread? Such blatant shitposting doesn't even come close to happening on boards worth browsing.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5714f37ca5eb6

Sup Forums was shit far before that

I think dubs being banned marks the point moot and the mods finally stopped giving a fuck about Sup Forums though

Also, the mods don't help at all. Sup Forums's rules have always been strict, but back in the day they were never enforced. I've seen threads get banned for talking about vidya titties, meanwhile on Sup Forums Hiro says you can have spoilered porn everywhere.

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>le ebin roll image xDXDD
kill yourself

ok

roland

>that pic

lmao, is this in california?

hey that's a really neat roll in a really shit thread

>Says a lot, doesn't it?
i dont get into console wars. sorry sweetie

wow Skeleton King, sweet

you got a pretty good roll though

roll it

Politico is bretty gud though.

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No boards are worth browsing. Everyone on Sup Forums is autistic and this entire place is a waste of time.

>PlayStation fanboys being full of shit
Truest comic made.

Sup Forums
It is full of LGBT fags now

Sorry, I was borrowing it

>implying you can even get a 5 on Sup Forums nowadays

Why is this thread still up?

You're never going to get one with that attitude

People who post on Sup Forums and expect to talk about video games just don't get it.
Sup Forums is the designated shitposting board and has been for more than several years. It's where all the other boards go to unload hot, steamy shitposts directly into the newfags' eager mouths. They get upset, expecting their precious mods to get off their fat asses to clean up the mess, only to be met with silence and apathy, while we all laugh at the idiots who expect this site to work like Reddit or whichever cancerous place they dropped in from.

In that manner, Sup Forums serves an important function in the education of newfags, and that is to teach them that "Sup Forums is shit", "you are not entitled to civil discussion" and "mods are faggots".

All the actual videogame discussion has migrated elsewhere. This is a containment board for dumb newfags and will always be.

Mods are fapping.

i dont even want to die anymore

how fucking Sup Forums are you to have to think that Sup Forums is LGBT whatsoever

at least we still have this nice 5 right here

Oh no, not again!

Watch and learn

Quick Sup Forums, mods are asleep! post cute video games!

Watch it user! There are absolutely boards worth browsing.
I-i can't tell you which ones though because you might stink them up

Sup Forums
i can smell the shitty diapers and piss at this point

DORO