Meanwhile, at the ta/v/ern...
Meanwhile, at the ta/v/ern
I SAY WE ROB THE GIANT WHO IS WITH ME?
>tfw no kobold gf
AND THEN FUCKING SIMON OUT OF NOWHERE
You want to fuck that Kobold?
Look, I'm not saying ALL elves are bad, right? I got some good friends who's elves. I've known elves who are some of the best folks I've ever known.
All I'm saying is...more elves than average is cunts. Like, a disproportionate number of elves are cunts, man. An alarming amount.
name one game where the tavern is as fully packed as this
who is a man enough to partake in this rather unusual dice-throwing game with me
Check out this
They're bringing crime. We gotta build the border fortress.
>still no tavern simulator
I JUST WANNA GET COMFY, GUYS
Guys I shit you not I found a female dwarf. I fingered her behind the armory.
Witcher 3 has them pretty packed.
I'll take ya anyday! Hey guys look at fancybottocks here. Now stop prancing around and check my five will ye?!
Can someone tell me where can I buy the strongest potions?
Aye look at this five.
...all I'm saying is that those banking gnomes, the gnomes they rule all the money, it's all a big conspiracy and they're making their money off of the labor of us honest adventurers...
Its called a fucking castle wall you dumb fuck.
I remember when I used to order a drink and the ice would be right in my glass. Now I give the bartender five bucks and he gives me a little box with a chance of having ice in it. That's okay though, with the rising cost of ice it's only fair I pay a little more.
pssht, you want some hydromel?
>Posting knights in armor and cool adventurers
>Implying we wouldn't all be peasants who still play DnD and shit
>Not teaming up with three other of your peasant buddies, getting together some shitty armor and weapons within a few hours and then 'questing' in some nasty cave you found after a few too many rounds of ale
Fucking faggots I'm telling you it's fucking moon sugar, let me in you stupid niggers.
Why are RPing threads so fucking prevalent on this board?
>Meanwhile at ta/v/ern, Sup ForumsIshimura, bizzarro Sup Forums, etc.
This is so fucking gay and it doesn't have any discussion about games whatsoever. Why aren't these threads deleted or at least moved to ?
Where are all the cat-girls? Someone told me there'd be cat-girls here!
but Tod is a midget. Anyone can steal his dlc
Because you're a fucking newfag and you should kill yourself.
>vidya related
go fuck yourself cock sucker
BARMAN, MORE ALE!
Go away, newersodomite.
I bet you post in e-celeb threads all the time as well.
BARMAN, MORE MEAD!
Here, that'll cost you a 3.
BARMAN, MORE BEER!
Ey lads, I just saw a guy stick a finger up ol' Graybeards bum, almost made me hurl up all me ale.
BARMAN, MORE WINE!
>group of amazon girls start giggling at the obvious newfag who just entered the tavern
ONE HERE PLEASE
BARMAN, MORE WHISKEY!
Oi, we should all go and get them nasty non-humans! They've been stinking up our good city for too long. Those dirty elves do not belong in the Lord's land anymore!
>Final boss is just a drunk goblin with a knife
BARMAN, MORE RUM!
Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with being an Elf.
kek
Aye noble knight, aye. But these elven women are a real treat in the night if I do say so myself!
Come over here cutie'!
youtube.com
This one is not video game related but check them out
youtube.com
BARMAN, MORE BRANDY!
I AM ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
Tis' an abomination to our king and our Lord above sir! How could you admit such horrid degeneracy?
BARMAN, MORE PORT!
BARMAN, MORE ABSINTHE!
these threads are shit.
My good sir how fucking drunken are you planning to be?
oi barkeep
how clean is this dump?
Sup Forums what is the comfiest middle ages,medieval or fantasy game?
BARMAN!
Ayo zug zug where da elf wenches at
Hey lads have you seen this loon?
I met him at the woods mumbling at wolves, our eyes met, then he approached meh in a blink of the eye and preaching boutsomethingscience. Weird, eh?
>dice-throwing game
>ta/v/ern
>even though 95% of Sup Forums users are straight edge virgins
ANOTHER ROUND OF DIET COKES HERE BOSS
BAAAAAAHMEEEN MOOO AAALE
VRChat.
WHERE ALL THE CAT GIRLS BE AT
Man enough? I'll have you shivering in your boots after you check me fucking 9.
Dragon Crown
I hate these threads
>Meanwhile at the x
They're so boring and filled with retard RP anime neckbeards
Stronghold. No contest.
Drakensang
i already played the shit out of and crusader too.
gimme something else
Oh sorry sir. You tried Desperados: Wanted Dead or Alive?
HAIL, FRIE-
What's new with you?
There once was a maiden from Stonebury Hollow.
She didn't talk much, but boy, did sh- boy did sh-... sh-
SHE SWALLOW
WHICH ONE OF YOU KNAVES HAST TAKETH A DUMP OUTSIDE THE POTTY
what' wrong with you
>potty
did you think this was medieval speak user
I want to slay some goblins, recommend me a gamen
COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU IMPUDENT WIMP
I had a nice lance that she sa-..that she sa-... that she sat upon.
The maiden from Stonebury who is also your mom
Severance.
>Caleb back there getting a handlabor from the harlot
Cheers me lad!
Thou art a large man
FOR THEE
For Thou
I DRINK TOO MUCH AND HAVE NO GF
For thine!
wow what a terrific audience
Where the cute goblin ladies at
>established Purist
Used to be we all were drinkers. These young newfags are so screwed.
me on the left
They're over in the corner with the lizard ladies.
Chest lacking maidens art very attractive I dare to say.
h-hello everybody
OI, BARMAN!
*Brooding in his own dark corner of the ta/v/ern*
is that supposed to be an arm wrestle? she's fucking cheating, you're supposed to have your elbow on the table
It's okay to be Elven.
*rapes you*
mmmmh now brap for me baby
KNIFE EARS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
boy i wanna get that bull in the back drunk and fuck him