Oh boy! I can't wait play some Zeldzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh boy! I can't wait play some Zeldzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Good thread

Check this 5

Oh boy time to go on an epic adventure, I can't wait to bomb some dodong..."Ya-ha-ha you found me!" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb" "ya-ha-ha" "take this spirit orb"

>Time to get into my fighting stance!
>"Everything you own is about to break."

>"Oh look new enemies!"
>just different colored boko goblins

>"at least there's that great Zelda music!"
>silence... 3 slow, random piano notes...

>"Oh look another ugly mountain to climb at a snail's pace. Better get started, I guess."
>starts raining

>"need to make some food stuff."
>slowly go through shitty process of unintuitively making meals one-by-one and watching the stupid animation each time

How long has it been since Sup Forums last had a cry about this game?

LOL!!
Man did I dodge a bullet not buying this one or what?

Blunderfag? How are you this obsessed?

Hopefully they can use the BOTW engine to make a good game with some actual content next time.

Very good thread, but unfortunately one person has taken note of it and it has no hope now

A few minutes.

>content is only content when I say it is
>when most games have the and way of presenting content, which is enemies in different areas and different puzzles
Meh, whatever

Aww did the truth butthurt ya?

>and
Same*

Not really, because it isn't completely true, but you sure are butthurt over literally anything nintendo does. They could sneeze and you would find a way to be buttblasted as hell about it

>so obsessed with a game you're making threads of this sort 7 months later

Shitposting threads aren't allowed on Sup Forums.

Imo it was a fun game and nothing you neckbeards do can change my opinion of it. So there's no point in shitposting. Maybe if you brought actual arguments to your threads more people would be persuaded by your opinion but instead you're throwing a temper tantrum and people don't listen to that shit. I'm not coming back to this thread. Later bitches.

Is english your fourth language?

Also rollaning

roll me

>WHY IS Sup Forums ARGUING ABOUT ZELDA? REEEEEEEEE

t. painfully obvious newfag

Sup Forums gets incredibly heated about anything related to Zelda, the only other franchise that even comes close is Smash Bros

Gib me luck

Slavehive shits detected!

Strange, why is that
Give me doggo

Why are you being so autistic about my post then??
It's funny to me that the latest Zelda turned out to be a snorefest, and I didn't eat Miyamoto's shit like a lot of Sup Forums did.

Rolling for loot

butthurt cuck detected

This is one of the worst roll boards desu, I prefer almost every other one. All the armour options are a hindrance

>accurately identifying you is autistic
Projecting much?

Also lmao, miyamoto didn't make the game. And you didn't play it either

>he didn't deny it
HAHAHA

What are you even talking about that wasnt even a criticism about the game also a little weird to go off the opinion of one person don’t do it

but it didn't, unless you have adhd

>people are still seething over BOTW

How long is the butthurt gonna last?

>nearly a year later
>still scores of weeaboo antigame loving NEETs absolutely furious

is there any better indicator that this game was a watershed moment for video gaming?

damn.. he got us, fellow nintenbros..

he's blunderfag. he needs some painkillers for everything nintendo does, like literally. any bit of success they get would send him into an autistic spergout

MODS

WHY ISN'T NINTENDO THIRD PARTY ALREADY???? MUMMIE WON'T BUY ME A SWITCH AND I WASTED THIS MONTH'S ALLOWANCE ON SUGAR KEYS AND ANIME DOLLS REEEEEEEEEEE

Rollan for good shit

GIMME GIMME

but it actually is this
and
I've emulated it on cemu.

this thread is beyond saving already, let's go motherfuckers

r

post screenshots, want to see that beast count

rollando

Oh okay so it’s literally just a shitpost... what a pointless thread if you wanna talk about a game and only talk about the same one sided opinion you really gotta be close minded has heck to do this kinda stuff often

faggot

How's this for truth?

Here I go!

Might as well roll

what's the best close range weapon?

here i come

Haha! So you're admitting it is a snore fest, and now just trying to prove whether or not I can actually emulate it?
Well I did. I got cemu and the proper graphics packs and cemu hook and it was pretty damn easy.
but I don't know wtf you're talking about when you say "beast count".

>Bloodborne
Are you from NeoGAF? Stop shilling this 20 FPS Souls rehash here. It's unpolished garbage in every way.

>b-but muh casual reviews

>he just proved he hasn't played the game

>but I don't know wtf you're talking about when you say "beast count".
Oh so you haven't played the game, LMAO

Also I don't need to prove it isn't a snore fest if you haven't even touched it, it should be clear to anyone

>i didn't play the game

retard

>he literally hasn't played it, or has not even played to the first one
Holy shit this is pathetic

ok

Okay? keep fake laughing then? It's very easy to emulate BotW. Dunno what you're on about.
Or does the fact that anyone with a half decent computer can emulate it blow your mind so hard that you laugh like an insane person?
Or are you fake laughing cause you know deep down that I know BotW really is a snorefest.

Lmaoooo post that screenshot with that count bruh we all know you haven't played it blunderfag. Deep down you know it isn't but since you never played it you pretend it is keekkk

>watching the animation each time.
You know you can actually skip it, right?

the only option is to kill yourself

you don't know what the beasts are, you haven't played the game

prepare for incoming post about how he was only joking, having looked up what the beasts are on zeldapedia

if it's so easy why haven't you produced a screenshot with the UI then

99% of Sup Forums that bitches about botw

ROLLING VBCB

ok this is great

LOL OKAY SORRY I DIDNT PLAY IT FOR ENOUGH HOURS TO KNOW ABOUT SOME "BEAST COUNT" FEATURE. Wow jesus.
Doesn't mean I didn't emulate it and realize it was trash after about 7 hours in.
Nice try though.

>I don't know wtf "beast count" is
This nigga trying to convince us he's played the game but doesn't even know what the fucking bests are.
Come off it already, you lost.

C'MON !

so you played a laggy buggy compromised version and got frustrated 7 hours in, good to know.

>Doesn't mean I didn't emulate it and realize it was trash after about 7 hours in
HAHAHAHAA

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN REACHED THE LITERAL FIRST STEP OF THE GAME YET

Anyway just produce a screenshot, nice try blunderfag

>beast count
To be fair, I got bored of the game before I even got off the Plateau, and I'm also curious what a "beast count" is. Number of Divine Beasts slain, maybe?

Zombies aren't real

b-but we are allies?!

Nigga the beasts are in the fucking intro, and if you aren't shit less than 3 hours in, try harder next time blunderfag

>I-I JUST DIDN'T GET FAR ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT THE BEASTS A-ARE
They're introduced in the game's introduction you daft cunt.