One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely

One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely.

>he doesn't choose the guy who is literally feared by the demons of hell

It's like you want to die.

Samus has the best suit armor and Doomguy's biggest toys wont be enough, while the testaments about how strong he is could be just demons freaking out over a dude who lost his pet rabbit.

Pick Samus and fuck her 24/7 until the rest shows up.
Then die with no regrets.

Serious Sam, easily. One serious bomb could take out every single one of them instantly, and he has 3 of them. Even if that doesn't count, the cannon, lasergun, minigun, rocket laucher, grenade launcher, sniper, flame thrower, etc is enough firepower to take on everything without any problem.

>choose between nine generic white men

No thank you.

The top 3 are really the only viable options.

blazkowicz is a honorary nigger tho

obviously doomguy

found the neofag refugee

The strongest among them is Samus Aran and Doomguy. As much as I love Samus, Doomguy just destroys her in every way.

>his average running speed is faster than Samus with the shinespark
>his BFG completely destroys every single weapon Samus has
>he can tank nukes to the face
>has never cried once
>is subservient to nobody but himself
>doesn't have PTSD

gideon if he gets unlocked suit

doomguy otherwise

Chief if he has Cortana

>DOOK NOOKEM

>not choosing Chief to take Cortana from him then have sex with her
he would be cool with it too since it'd be a dying man's wish

It would be a 1v1v1 between Samus, Captain King, and Doom Guy.

Samus
if I die I wanna die balls deep in Samus

Sam. Not even a contest.

MISTAH JAY CEE DENTON IN DA FRESH
AS DARK AND SERIOUS AS HIS BROTHA

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Doom guy.

No one could do shit about him.

Master Chief isn't a viable option. Only viable ones are Doomguy, Samus, endgame Denton where he's a living god in control of all of Earth's nanofabricators, and possibly Duke Nukem if he has his time travel technology.

>Samus
>Possibly Doomguy

Your fucked either way cause JC will just turn invisible and backstab you.

sam with unlocked suit would fuck them all up

B___ I_ O__ O_ Y___ A__

They aren't generic. They all have their own distinct personalities.

These posts should remove Doomguy. Way too OP for any of these other people.

JC Denton without a doubt,he's got the GEP gun, Dragons Tooth, likes to make a silent take down, and his vision is augmented

>implying you have the slightest chance with any of them at all
None of them are protectors so it doesn't matter, you're going to die. Death has a strong offensive bias since all of us are just weak mortal normalfags, in fact probably less fit and less healthy then average. A single stray shot or bit of energy or whatever gets by and bam, we die. Like, even if one of those guys stood in the way and just took the shot and shrugged it off the simple close blast would STILL kill us if it was something powerful.

So might as well choose by whomever you think it'd be coolest to have a chat with before your death or who might carry out a reasonable wish given the chance, like letting your family/friends/whomever know you loved them/what happened and being generally chill. So I'd pick Sam, Samus, or JC. They're reasonably/very good people, would be cool to ask about a few of their efforts/adventures and say "thanks for making the world/galaxy a better place", and I think if you asked them for some reasonable post-death task and they had nothing more important to do they'd give it a shot.

The Doom Marine has the powers of hell itself buffing him up so I'd take him easily.

Runner up is the nano suit but only if Alcatraz is in it.

It's one of them against the rest the rest not death or the tangible concept of death. Learn to read.

>4 replies
>1 gets the obvious joke

This site sure is full of fucking Einsteins, ain't it?

but JC is 100% BLACK

ALWAYS
BET
ON
DOUK

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Crysis armor dude.
The other 8 are going to overextend and attack aggressively, and I'll be dead in two minutes.

We could spitroast her after he kicks her ass

this
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

JC Denton of course.
He would just talk it with the enemy with some bad voice acting and funny conclusions.
Also the music would help.

Why? So she can nag everyone else to death? How many blue skin-suit clad characters do we need in this situation, exactly?

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>Serious Sam huh? You won't be so serious after I'm done with you. *Fire GEP gun*
>Duke Nukem? After we duke it out the only one still nuclear will be me. *Fire GEP gun*
>Master Chief eh? The only thing you'll be the master of is dying. *Fire GEP gun*

Serious Sam

>Doom Guy? Welcome to your doom, guy. *Fire GEP gun*

Duke.

Samus kept those demolition engineers alive in Corruption, plus has blown up how many planets?

Don't forget that he's 100% black.

JC. He'd lose, but it would be funny

me too

>Not serious sam, the guy that went back in time to fight ancient mythical beings and shit using weapons like a literal canon, or a bomb that can wipe every enemy around him from existence.
>Not choosing the guy with a nonosuit, which has more power than doomguy could ever dream of, including the ability to go invisible.
>Not choosing the hackerman J.C Denton, to literally hack away the powersuits and preform a silent takedown on his enemies.

As ridiculous as Samus is, I gotta go with Doomguy. It's comes down to those two in the end though for sure.

Always bet on Duke.

Kind of unfair. Dook, BJ and Sam are just normal humans and don't have some kind of bullshit suit. Either make a chart with tincans only or badass humans only
Yes I know Denton isn't in a suit but he's a tincan inside