I'm getting interviewed for dev job at Bethesda, NEED ADVICE!!!

When Todd walks in during the interview and he asks me "sell me these mods", how should i respond?

>Why would I, you're gonna complain and whine, but buy them anyway

If you're serious OP, then leave this place and ask someone better.
If not, well... We know its you Todd

Oh, also. If you are serious OP, don't do something stupid and leak their projects to Sup Forums. You will get fired really quick and it will be all for nothing.
Just keep your trap shut about insider info

That is if you're serious
but we know it's you Todd

>"Shut up, Todd. No one wants to buy your games or mods."

>okay, I am gonna start a thread on Sup Forums and shill them

Just steal some documents from random peoples desks and post them on here

"Can I suck your dick instead?"

Todd is greedy, not a degenerate

>"My mods are not for sale, nor should any mods. They should be free."

Welcome aboard son!

Just kill your faggot self.

I'd love to meet Todd. He's literally the greatest person in the world right now.

Point out that you should make sure to extend it to consoles, since they are the main demographic.

>"You like Skyrim right? Buy these Skyrim mods!"
>"Oh. You don't like Skyrim? Yes you do, idiot, buy these mods."
>"We'll thrown in a free exclusive Nintendo Switch™ copy of Fallout 4 if you buy the Switch release too."
>"Don't forget to buy the mods for that too, gamer."

"They just work."

>sucking a dick is degenerative

kys

It is, and I suggest you leave

Call security!

Don't listen to this faggot we won't tell, just give us those leaks.

What position?

I've worked with Bethesda a few times but never in the studio, always via side projects. Been in the industry for over a decade, ask me any specifics you want OP.

here you go

Sup Forums is a homosexual board, like it or not.

last time I check Sup Forums isn't a flesh eating bacteria.

break a leg off the desk and thrash him, demanding 10.99 to stop

THE LEAKS AREN'T COOKED

ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
RAW!

>I've worked with Bethesda a few times but never in the studio, always via side projects.

hhhhmmm interesting, tell us more.

You've got it backwards user he pays him 10.99 for the privilege to be beaten with 2 desk legs.

Oversaw a remote DevOps team that handled Bethesda's live products, and before that I did freelance QA work for them building an automation pipeline. I mostly dealt with ZeniMax folks but every time I worked with Bethesda people they were constantly slammed and didn't seem very on top of process. Like a lot of AAA studios sadly, reminded me of 2K

"you think you got what it takes huh? ok dreamboy i'll give you a shot... sell me this copy of skyrim collectors edition... again"

introduce him to the wonderful world of modboxes
pic related proof of concept

stop posting on Sup Forums.

you couldn't afford it

>you need to buy the season pass before you can talk to me, a season pass only dlc

wait shut up i got this,

mod..................loot boxes

Reminder that Todd started working at Bethesda because they were tired of him constantly calling the company for a position, so they gave him one out of pity, and then he staged a coup and took over.

>Sell me these mods
>Well the game is literally unplayable without it...I mean look at our special edition, we support 64bit and we still can't get skyui working

How do I get a job at Bethesda Todd?

Ask him when Skyrim is getting released.

"I'm not here to sell you mods, you want this mod crate. It has a chance of containing a random mod that you didn't even know you wanted!"

See those fridges? ...
You can play there.

"How much can we charge and how much of the code can we steal from existing mods?"

STOP DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

seaon pass is only avalible through dlc boxes

Ok, some pointers. When Todd walks in, don't look into his eyes until he sits down. He gets very agitated and thinks of it as a sign of aggression. When I had an interview with him I looked at him when he came through the door, and he immediately turned around and walked through the door repeatedly until I stopped looking at him. That's the first phase of his interview.

Second, he will have his assistant put a chessboard on the table. DO NOT TRY TO BEAT HIM. For the next 40 minutes he will play chess with you, and after every move, he berates you about how fucking stupid you are, and how he was the best chess player in high school. Just ignore whatever he's saying.

Once he's beaten you at chess he will turn his pc around and ask you to log into your steam library. Make sure you have purchased Skyrim, Skyrim Special Edition (with some purchased mods), Fallout 3/4 and Oblivion on there. If you have that he will nod approvingly, if you don't he will shout at you for another hour until he forces you to buy them.

Once you've gone through that entire endeavour without fainting or crying (he pre-heats the room and doesn't bring you any water for the entire duration), he will hug you, and escort you out. Godspeed user.

...

shut up sodomite

meant for the other guy i'm going to sleep

No! Daylight savings time ended. You need to wait one more hour

rules for engaging with todd, never try to break his lies, never look down

Hey buddy, could you stop making up stories about Todd?
I know him irl and he's a really cool guy when your post makes him look like a weirdo.

Please delete this.

>/faggots/

Who's talking? I hear a noise coming from around my shoes...

whatever you do don't (DO NOT) say they need to replace their janky engine