Save the princess with your vidya knowledge, if you can

Save the princess with your vidya knowledge, if you can.

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Is that Ah Puch, horrific god of decays from Smite and the mayan mythology?

Zombie girls are a shit meme.

Wouldn't the zombie just feed on the tribal dude because he's made of flesh too?

How do you think she became a zombie in the first place?

It's a shame he's god damn garbage.

I gotchu senpai

let me just open up a lootbox and see if i saved the princess this time

Feed zombie princess coffee so she regains her human sanity and stops rotting. Make friends with the Shaman so when I die, he can magic me back as a zombie boy too and live forever with my zombie princess.

>Feed zombie princess coffee so she regains her human sanity and stops rotting.
this is some point and click adventure logic

>zombie
and we had such an attractive princess last night, too.

delete this

>Turn Undead
>360 and walk away

Nothing a little time travel can't fix.

>clown princess

I seem to lack motivation if the thing I'm trying to save isn't very cute

bump for you OP

>Clown

How should i filter these threads, op keeps changing up the title

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Why bother saving the princess the only place such an holy corpse belongs is six feet under.

Proper burial

burial of my dick

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Muh dick

Okay but where's the futa?

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under the skirt

>not being a necrophiliac

>Zombies can't be cute

undead is not necrophilia (or whatever alive-philia is called), because it is a living dead just like futa is not gay (or straight) because it is a girl with a dick

Take some initiative with your chainsaw hand.

bretty good

this is the only cute zombie though that I'd lewd. That and pic related

but clowns are gross and they smell funny

living dead is a contradictory concept and in the end it just exists for poetic purposes

in the end you still want to fuck a corpse, making you a necrophiliac

and futas are both straight and gay because you like a girl but a girl with a dick which is a masculine genital, making you a bi and thus double the degenerate

Yeah, but their butts make great robots.

hsien-ko and zombina

>contradictory concept
no it isn't, it's a between-state
>futa is bi
but what if you only like girls with dicks, not men or women? how is that bi?

>smell funny
kys

>a girl with a line on her face
Why are slants so shit at making non-human characters?

This took way too long and probably wasn't worth it

what now?

Shes already dead, the only way to be with her is let the voodoo man kill you, come back as a zombie and kill him then live deady every after.

I mean her body parts fall off constantly. her entire body is covered in that shit.

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>helping zombies
Sorry, as a warrior of the light im unable to assist creatures of darkness such as zombies, best i can do is to send it back to the void.

Hug the flower, on a job well done.

I want to FUCK that flower

does the clown princess has stripped socks?

i want she to tease me with her feet!

Needs a cute wolf.

>Dont make gay Save the princess shit with gay wolf shit like wants and make a simple thread
>Thread has actual funny responses and OC and is not just gay circlejerking
I guess not pandering to homo's pays off

Who woulda thunk it?

ARISE CHICKUN
CHICKUN ARISE

The lizard thread from a week or ago or so was way better than this.
Also I just saved this thread from being bumped off page 10 so youre welcome angry man.

Pretty exploitable

I'd fuck a deadite.

"live" and "dead" are the extreme opposites of each concept, there is no in-between, just like there is no such thing as half a-presses

if you like girls with dicks then you like both feminine and masculine sexual traits, making you bi

You could put in just about any name and it'll work

Well yeah, they're supposed to be funny, do you even know how hard it is to find "fragrance de humor" is?

Excellent job, man.
Now we must grow an army for the Zombie Princess' ravenous horde approaches!

T. Tj """"""HENRY"""""" yoshi

That's it, I'm starting this right now because of you.

She takes the bait and shakes hands with your hand-saw.

>liking a very specific combined set of features from two categories means you like both sets of features
fuck off henry

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Zombie Princess attacks!
Her summoner!

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So do we save the witch doctor or keep eating?

Zombie princess fucks!
Her summoner!

lets go on Sup Forums and post in a princess thread, fuck this guy

Might as well save him.
Rip off Zombie Princess' head and toss it in a bucket for a minute.

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you like dicks user, that's pretty gay. you'd say you only like them on futas, but there's still the question of why you like dicks on anything at all, especially considering they're a 100% masculine trait. the fact that you're attracted to dicks in any shape or form means you have homo tendencies

Zombie Princess finishes her meal and joins you in your shitpostan spree.

Crack open a bear and play some TF2

get necromancer girl to help

2nd this, play as scout

>futa is not gay

what's with the recent increase in OC posting? Not that I'm complaining or anything.

>crack open a bear

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The salt pouring from this man thing. Amazing.

Go ahead and splash a lesser de-corpsify on her.

Sup Forums remembers that its absolute best moments are in OC and OC increase can only be a good thing/

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stick dick inside of and celebrate victory

feed eggs

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Wolves don't always have to be gay

Yes, that's basically what I just said

After the lizard thread, these threads went downhill for some reason

This is the part where Voodoo woman comes back as a Zombie.

the thread from last night was also great

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What was that one?

So.. is that a yes?

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boil the eggs then try again

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