Meanwhile, on the USG Sup Forumsshimura

Meanwhile, on the USG Sup Forumsshimura...

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Joe from the Medbay here, can you guys stop fucking around in the vents?

send 3 more people and we will stop

would 2 parents and their baby be acceptable?

But we just sent 2 yesterday and I still haven't heard from them!

There's an awful lot of blood in the bathroom. Did somebody eat Mexican?

send
WE NEED MORE PEOPLE HERE, DON'T YOU GET IT THERE IS A SHIT LEAK AND SOON WE WILL ALL DROWN IN THAT INDIAN POOPOO?
send more people, but unequiped

I've got some people will terminal illnesses will they do?

not the best but ok, we can take care of them

Who stole my plasma cutter?

I suppose, they'll be there tomorrow. We're running out of people to send you know, we're the Medbay not the postal service

DESIGNATED

Has anyone on this channel tried Dead Space? I normally don't play modern shooters but heard that this one is actually a decent spooky game, does that make it any less bland than it sounds or is it the same tacticool EarthGov shooter as the rest of them?

brbbrbr

dead space 2 is pretty cool ,fuck off to VG please

Fuck off reddit

finished this game last night
how and why the Marker was not the original one?
what was the thing doing in that planet?

Wait did someone say send all children and baby jars too the cargo hold? Cause I sent them already qnd this weird loud bass noise started coming from there

The franchise is dead forever.

Vents guys "Special" repair team, i have good news people, i think we found your waifu here, why don't you come here and meet her for real? also we're having a party, free pizza and beer for anyone interested


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But seriously. I need my plasma cutter guys. I got a lot of work to do tomorrow. If you took it just put it back. No harm done.

I'm a plodding space chimney sweep joe, not a doctor.

I'm supposed to be in the vents.

No thanks. You wouldn't shut up about Unitology the last time you dragged me to one of your shit parties

[SCREAMING]

WHAT THE FUCK, WHY WAS THERE A SMALL BABY HEAD WALKING AROUND, DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT?

Saw a fat fuck sitting in the corner and wheezing really hard over in the Greenhouse
Someone go check it out

Yo..... who took my spaghetti sauce and smeared it all over the kitchen wall? Wtf

Engineer department here: You will never get Dead Space 4, so shut up and get back in your vent.

Attention Sup Forumsjornan workers if you see a naked lady running around do not engage and do not listen to her lies she volunteered.

That is all.

WHO THE FUCK USES A WHOLE GODDAMN ROLL OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE THEIR ASS

Yo this pale ghost chick just told me she was lookin for some dude named Isaac
We got anyone named Isaac on board this shitheap?

Who wants to join my Zero-G Ball team?

it's pretty okay the enemy variety leaves a lot to be desired but the flavor is all there. There's a few places mid game that really make you annoyed with the obviously videogame layout/objective structure but it goes back to being a good less cliche horror shooter after about an hour.

Some of you guys are alright, dont be on the colony tomorrow.

That's just that slob Carl smoking weed again. He Thinks nobody knows he snuck pot seeds in there too grow his own personal stash.

Miner here, WILL THE FUCKING ENGINEERS GIVE US BACK OUR PLASMA CUTTERS?! WE NEED THAT TO ACTUALLY MINE!

So how about them markers? Will I meet my waifu if I go full unitology? Altman seems like a cool fella.

How long do you think it'll take the planet side guys to notice the giant dick and balls we carved out with the supra-orbital cutting laser?

just don't think about it too much and it will still be fun

No way honky, only white folk play dat shiz cuz they can't jump dawg.

I got some zero-g balls in my pants you can play with. I can meet you in the showers near the court. No homo though! Just two dudes having fun.

Medbay here. Just because we can vat grow new limbs and supply cybernetics, doesn't mean you can play 'Plasma cutter roulette' you fucking idiots.

And stop crawling around in the vents. If one of you idiots gets spaced, it's a pain in the ass to repair lung damage.

Guess who just topped the scoreboard in Zero-G basketball? That's right, fuck you Bob I'm on top now

weapon test site for an unknown entity. It was probably placed on a mineral rich planet as bait or the scouting team was in on it.

man
jacking off with stasis feels really weird

Guess it's time to start making a lot of babies to mock all the women have abortions. Should have chose Peng.

Hydroponics here
No, we don't grow pot. Stop messaging me about it.

Yo these vent covers aren't very sturdy. I just sneezed and one fell off. Who built this place?

>No homo though!
What's the point then, user?

But dude! DUUUUUUUDE

Daniel from custodial was cleaning someones horrible shitsplosion. When I heard rattling in the vents who's on there

I'm sure the "surplus" the captain was so proud was just eggplant. We know what's in the vents.

Not many things scare me and dead space didn't change that. With that being said, dead space is a pretty great game, one of the last good games to come out of EA

The red marker on Aegis VII is a replica. It is an attempt to emulate the black marker found on earth that was discovered in the ocean near the Yucatan peninsula. The colony on Aegis VII was destroyed because the red marker was built there for experiments but eventually the government shut it down and quarantined the planet after they realized what they'd done. After being rediscovered by miners from the Ishimura the red marker triggered and left the colony in ruins. When the Ishimura went in to do some planet cracking on an illegal and unauthorized mission with an underlying goal to recover the marker, they brought the necromorphs and the marker onto the ship after they had their mining colony destroyed.

Listen man. Just because I wanna suck your duck doesn't make me gay, alright?

Don't let the company grind us into the dirt! They need us more than we need them! Fight for fair wages! Fight for safer work conditions! Fight for the respect we all deserve! UNIONIZE NOW!

there's always
PENG
E N
N E
GNEP

Fuck off, ya dirty commie. This is an American ship.

you work on a unitologist ship for CEC we won the resource war the US suckles at our knob like the rest of the earties

>how and why the Marker was not the original one?
The red marker's a man-made replica of the black marker, which incidentally was what killed the dinosaurs
>what was the thing doing in that planet?
Basically, when enough biomass is gathered, the marker triggers a process that creates a "Brother Moon," which are the intelligences behind the markers.

some time I included the ship in some silly map threads
anyone has the finished map?

SHITTING

can you put donkey kong the stairs and some silver knight archers near the gates

any ideas for a cosplay run?
magic/rings/items?

>she isn’t real

Retarded janitor really do their jobs.
" Join us " all over the toilets.
I had to take the shit outside instead.
Stupid Unitology.
Wait...Unitology, right ?

>4 arms
fuck off freak

...everyone is fired

Who the fuck keeps playing twinkle twinkle little star over the comms? And don't tell me that you don't hear it you faggots.

we have enough with necro, no thank you.
and don't start with Uber, that fucker made me a 100metres sprinter yesterday.

you know that single necromorph that can spit acid that jumps you in a hall in Dead Space one?
You know how you dont find any other necromorphs of that kind in the game? just that single one that jumps you in a hallway?

did you noticed thatit was blonde.
was wearing a medic suit and had tits?

congratz, you just killed nicole

Alright you fuckers, enough is enough. It was funny the first few times, but this is getting ridiculous. My entire inbox is FLOODED with automated synth limb requests. I don't know who in engineering gave you the passcode to trigger that in your RIGS, but when I find him I'm going to show a rivet up his ass.
Seriously, half our stock of stem cells is gone because of your stupid prank.
Hope none of you fuckers actually lost any limbs, cause ya'll aint getting any.

It was Jacob.
I told him to stop but he doesn't bother at all.

low endurance so no rolling. Crossbows, Emit force, I suppose a mace would be okay for starting out, tranquil walk of peace, firespray, power within (because fucking crossbows). red tearstone ring is permitable, east wood (again because crossbows) hawk ring.

proof or fuck off, nerd

O H H E L L Y E A H

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MAKE US WHOLly compensated for the dangerous work we’re doing.

never knew this damn

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holy shit
that's a nice one

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dead space was art

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This is the bridge speaking, we have to inform you that the food supplies will be on time, but the porn mags and vidya will be delayed by a few Earth Weeks.

I wouldn't go that far but it started with a really coherent idea and such is visible in the final product

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honk

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Honestly it's a great game but flawed.The atmosphere is great and has great game-play. Anyways I for one is glad it's fake and could never happen, especially up here.

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So how does it feel to fuck a Necromorph? I haven't had sex in four years or human contact for that matter.

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hey clown, come to sec; we got a surprise party for you

I can't imagine them just leaving valuable flesh without making a weapon out of it. So probably like fucking bag of dental tools that are still on

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