What would Peach do if Mario somehow died permanently?
What would Peach do if Mario somehow died permanently?
Rely on Luigi
fuck bowser 24/7 like she always does
Luigi and Bowser on the side
>relying on Luigi
Yeah, she's Queen Koopa now.
WHAT UP BITCH
Grow another one in the Vat.
Live a peaceful life.
Reminder that the main reason Bowser bothers with capturing Peach 90% of the time is that he loves fighting Mario because he's the only person who can give him a challenge.
Nice headcanon, but if he just wanted Mario's attention he could get it without getting Peach involved like he did in 3D World.
Does she even love Mario?
I get the feeling she wouldn't even mourn him.
Are you implying that Peach would end up with Chad Warden?
find some other cuck to give her attention. probaly waluigi
You already know the answer to that
Enter an ever lasting suicidal depression. Bowser tries to kidnap her, but she is such a buzz kill that he just chucks her back to her castle.
She probably go into a major depression. Bowser would try and resurrect Mario to make her feel better.
Would Bowser even kidnap Peach if he knew there was nothing in it for him? It's like knowing you'll be able to get what you want for no effort at all, is that any way to live?
What would Peach do if mario somehow got forevierally tiedup, fully permanently delitized and loving it with a permanent bologna body, complete with a bologna, ham, and cream cheese tongue?
Odyssey shows she likely wouldn't give a fuck.
Why?
Bowser has never shown any sings of being concerned with Peach's happiness.
How is there nothing in it for him? He gets Peach and her kingdom.
Bowser has had multiple opportunities to fuck her silly or do anything to her, but he seemingly finds more sport in taunting a fat italian man and setting up traps to deter him.
That fat italian man is strong and agile enough to beat the shit out of everything he does for years though.
Of course he hasn't fucked her because this isn't that kind of series. And he doesn't do this just to taunt Mario. He's not the fucking Joker. He has clear goals in all of the games and they're always about either expanding his kingdom, capturing Peach, or both.
Since when did Bowser have his own Kingdom and wasn't just living in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Since forever?
at the very least since super mario world, and has been shown to have one for decades now?
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Mario proposes to her, and she refuses it.
But thing is, the main reason Mario was proposing at that time was to spite Bowser, so it makes sense for her to refuse it.
She wouldn't care, but Bowser would be devastated. She'd try to cheer him up the best she could.
Bowser started with his own castle and it grew into a migrating estate.
In Super Mario World he has his own city/casino/funhouse. In Paper Mario he has his own country. In Super Mario Galaxy he has his own star.
Since the first game
>Mario, the hero of the story (maybe)
>(maybe)
uhh
Luigi.
Maybe, as in, if he doesn't save the princess, he's not a hero, he's just dead.
Wouldn't she care if he died then?
But why would Peach get depressed?
Since forever. The real question is why Bowser's castle is a weeaboo's wet dream in Odyssey.
be wishing she had the beta Mario to save her instead of her bf Chad while Bowser fucks her microscopic pussy in comparison to his cock
>le Bowser cucks Mario Peach is a slut drugs mushrooms xD
Every time haha
His kingdom doesn't actually have any territory, it seems. He just takes over wherever he likes. That castle was probably already there and he just moved in.
>implying he could do anything?
I honestly think one day we'll get a Bowser centered game that continues the trend of treating him like a rival more than a villain and could possibly push him permanently into hero/antihero territory. And I think it may actually be about him saving Peach from some even bigger bad.
>Cucks even find a way to force their shit into mario
What is wrong with you faggots?
Really? After all the things he's done for her?
There's no trend like that. Aside from the usual Peach kidnappings, he's always stealing shit, taking over shit, and generally terrorizing everyone. He's 100% a villain. Being Mario's rival is just one consequence of his villainy.
Like what? Aside from rescue her from Bowser he hasn't done anything else.
Get plowed by Bowser?
You need to go back.
Quite the contrary. Peach is ecstatic every time Mario catches up to them, constantly calling out to Mario, even so much as shouting YES one of the times. Not to mention post game, her and Tiara literally jump for joy upcon seeing both Mario and cappy in each kingdom.
probably suck everybody's dick as usual..
These people are upset over a non-canon backstop of an imaginary videogame character.
She already does.
What's to say that every time mario dies is another timeline where Mario is dead?