Does Bowser only kidnap Peach for Mario’s attention?

Does Bowser only kidnap Peach for Mario’s attention?

Yes.

No.

Bowser is sexy.

What are you trying to say?

idk, he probably did more

HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA AHAHAHA WHAT FUNNY FUCKING JOKE HAHAHA DA BOWSER DO SOMETHING GAY HAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY FUCK YOU

This will be a gay furry porn thread in 10 minutes.

>this post
it's from bowser!

so long gay bowser

now that's just vulgar

No he does it because she the mother of Wendy and like a good dad he wants her to have her mother. Even if she's a slut.

I-I never implied that.

Go home, Bowser.

>There are people in this board attracted to this fat turtle

Depends on the game.

Sometimes he does it just to impress Jr. sometimes he does it for the lulz. Sometimes he does it just to remind people that he and only he is the king koopa.

we really need a nintedrone board
call it /vn/ just to make visual novel fags mad

Is Bowser a top or a bottom?

they are serious too. even yoshi i can understand but why fucking bowser? barafags please explain

You need a board for gigantic faggots. Wait, that already exists.

no, because its a video game made up by people and that much immersion is completely irrelevant to the experience the developers wanted to bring to the player.

Yeah. Bowser and Mario have been friendly rivals since his defeat in the first game. Like Goku and Vegeta.

Bowser keeps doing it to keep both of their skills sharp, for when a bigger bad shows up, like the Smithy Bros.

mario senpai please notice me!

They're paid actors. Except for Waluigi, he's the editor. That's why you'll never get him in a game again.

Ngl, Bowser with his hair all neatly combed looked incredibly cute
Regular Bowser is meh

he's big and cute and probably has a nice personality that he doesn't allow himself to show

Also, to add, Bowser is basically Mario's wingman. He kidnaps the princess so Mario can swoop in, save the day and get laid.

I want Bowser to be my daddy slave

haha

He's big. That's probably it.

I think Bowser may be gay for Mario. When will they just play MK and settle the fucking score though?

What do you think Bowser do with peach while waiting for Mario? I am pretty sure they play chess right?

Bowser kidnaps Peach for political power so he can merge the Koopa Kingdom with the Mushroom Kingdom.

You know, the only reason people kidnap princesses in games.

Post some BIG BOWSER BALLS

Looks like a "wreck my hole" face to me

haha what if mario wore panties under that wedding dress haha

Well Sup Forums, was mario jealous of peach like bowser asked?

>Bowser
>Needing to do a goddamn thing to impress his son
Have you seen his kid? He has a borderline psychological obsession with his father, there is literally nothing Bowser could do that would make his son think he was anything less than the greatest thing in the world.

He kidnaps Peach because we need a fucking reason to play the games

that would be funny haha

Is it weird that Rabbids Kingdom made me feel kind of sorry for him? Dude really does seem to love his dad more than he loves himself, and that's kind of sad coming from a kid.

what if bowser married mario instead haha

He's cute

>Someone posts Bowser
>Homoposting ensues
Is he like a signal or something?

bowser is Sup Forums bicycle

>not knowing all the secret bara thread starters

Loveable loser. Tough guy with a soft side. Devoted single father. Never gives up on his dreams, no matter how many times he fails. Flawed and likeable.

The guy is practically a happy-go-lucky Teddy Bear crossed with a bumbling Saturday morning cartoon villain.

Yeah his looks in the boss fights is mesmerzing.

Faggots are so dense they never understood the roles of Mario, Peach and Bowser.

This whole plot is just a reference to fairy tales.
Bowser: Dragon
Peach: Princess
Mario: Knight

Dragon kidnaps princess and Mario is the knight that saves the princess in distress but Miyamoto gives the entire world a unique style which is still a kingdom like in your fairytales but tries to give a different style so it doesn't feel like a fairy tale. this is why in most games is Bowser kidnapping Peach because is the setting of a story book except you interact in this story. Having Peach and Mario getting married could probably ruin the entire story, specially since they want to reset the story for newcomers so they can experience the fairy tale

>still no pic of bowser getting fuck by lord of lightning

I get it but I just don't care.

It's pretty sad that Bowser is like a thousand times more likable than Mario even if you take out furfag shit. He's just gotten so much more development and character than any other Mario character. The only one even close is Luigi

Wow.
The Barafag delusion is not one to be taken lightly it seems.

>im going to ignore the entire Bowser trope because I fap to him
and they still wonder why nobody likes them here

Browser is pathetic.

He's also straight, you fucking fruit. Put THAT in your ass and smoke it.

Why would it ruin the story?

I have a theory, as many do; that mario is a huge cuck. Princes peach gets her big bowser dick fix, while mario pretends to save her. Mario gets rejected in the end and is forced to masturbate alone. it's all an elaborate cuck fantasy. why do you think this plot line occurs over and over again. He's a fucking cuck.

He's more likable in the sense that games have actually given him a fucking personality. Mario is basically a cardboard cut out, same with Peace

You would not believe how hard I just rolled my eyes at this post.

In a way, having the next game about Mario and Peach marrying would feel like you are missed something specially for a kid who's going to be their first mario game, plus like I said, it is a fairy tale so going out of their way is too risky and requires even more thought that could result in confusion. Just like pokemon, they make the adventure start from scratch having the MC be someone who never had an adventure, as a way to self insert. I guess they either don't want to put too much thought or are too afraid it might change a lot from the aesthetic of mario games. Bowser will always be the dragon that kidnaps princesses and Mario will be the knight who is on his adventure to save Peach who will always be the princess.

I guess it also applies with Mickey Mouse, how many times have Mickey and Minnie got married but every time they appear, they both act like they are still a couple and maybe because they don't want to change this formula for new viewers.

>Mario is basically a cardboard cut out
because is suppose to be you, Mario is a self insert

You're only using that as an excuse to fap to bowser, you don't really care about the games

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>because is suppose to be you, Mario is a self insert
I get that, but it doesn't mean that mario is a likable character. He's just a self insert.

Not really, I wouldn't give two fucks about him at all if the Paper Mario and Mario RPG games didn't make him likable.

>haha mario is a cuck
>haha mushrooms are drugs
>haha bowser has a big cock
>haha Peach is a slut

Every fucking thread.

Mario is a likeable character, you are just too dense and fixated on your furfaggotry to understand

No, he really really isn't. I don't hate him or anything but he pretty much doesn't have a personalty. He's just a blank slate meant for you to play.

This fucking guy

why would you take mario seriously at all? Let me live my cuck fantasy through bing bing wahoo. jerk

Yeah i'm waiting for any sort or rebuttal that isn't just you going shaking your head in denial.

Bowser is by far the charater that has been given the most personality over the series, followed by Luigi. That's just a fact

Doesn't matter if you take it seriously or not, Mario isn't something to live a cuck fantasy through. You're pathetic if you do.

Bowser is still the best character but cuck shit from any point of view is shit and you should get better taste if you enjoy it at all

Mario isn't a self insert.

Regardless he barely has a personality.

>please explain your sexual desire
can anyone? I can guess myself, but I don't admit to knowing.

If you ignore his animations, his voice clips, and everything outside the main series, sure.

A bottom...Mario even self inserts himself inside Bowser during the game. Didn't you play the game?

Please describe Mario's personality in detail

Simple.

As these fruitcakes grew up they thought Browser looked imposing and "cool". Later on in life they began to like the body type known as "Bara" which features large imposing men which exaggerated features. And guess who was the first and most iconic thing to fit that description?
Bowser.
So they remember playing Bing Bing Wahoo and having good times and these happy thoughts in conjunction with Bowsers design makes them think "Hey, Bowsers pretty hot actually".
So in a way Browser "imprinted" on these young fruitcakes, only they didn't know it at the time.

>This thread
Fuckass gay niggas.

I used to think bowser was "badass" when i was 8, fuck off niggas.

I mean

probably

>they thought Browser looked imposing and "cool"
People who think things are cool usually either want to imitate them or have a desire to be like them. Would they see Bowser as a power fantasy? And stemming from that does that mean their desire for him implies they seek equal power between themselves and their sexual partner, forming a sort of mutual romance? Or do they simply fuck Bowser because of their admiration they never hope to achieve levels of their selves?

more like nintendo BIITCH

Look at all these gay niggas finna succ on dat nigga BOWSA.

DEAR PESKY PLUMBERS

You mean a "punch me in the dick repeatedly" face. Bowser likes it nasty.

Actually that's Toadsworth

Why do you think Waluigi is still in almost all the games, but Toadsworth is only in Mal?

I'm actually kinda bothered they never even alluded as to why Bowser was forcing Peach to marry him. Even Super Paper Mario had a reason.

A good person who doesn't judge and helps anyone in trouble or in need of rescue.

Someone who loves adventure and moving through different places to the point where you hear him so happy a meme was born from it.

Humble to everyone he meets, cocky when in a competition and a sore loser when he loses.

Very impulsive, very brash, very hot blooded.

Loves eating food and relaxing when he can.

Yep, none of that generic protag behavior at all. You sure got me

You said he had no personality, it's there, even if half of it can be called generic.

Wrong actually, I said he had barely any and you just proved my point.

How is that barely any?

Because its all super bare bones and generic as fuck? If you just listed those traits out with no context or picture literally no one would know what character you were talking about

But fat 2D guys are perfect cuddle buddies. Or squishing buddies if you like the idea of a huge soft guy sitting on you.

That's the thing, Mario's a character who shows and doesn't tell.

If you look at his animations in Odyssey he's more expressive than past main games.

>So long gay Bowser

I take it you didn't see the ending to Odyssey

Okay, but that doesn't change anything about what I said. There's barely anything to get attached to Mario about and he still doesn't even match the range of character that anyone else does.

If he couldn't match the range of character anyone does, then why is he considered the everyman?

your post literally makes no sense. He can't match any of the other characters in the mario universe. He is by far the most boring

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