You have joined a RPG protagonist to save the world. What's your:

You have joined a RPG protagonist to save the world. What's your:

>Weapon of choice
>Plot to your side-quest
>Special move

>bow
>what the fuck is that?
>Aerial Annihilator: one arrow will hit multiple times in a series of loops

>gun+shield
>explore the new world
>advancing hail: provide covering fire while pushing towards the enemy position

>a katana gunsword
>the protagonist has to either romance me or suffer a permanent stat and reputation penalty unless he murders my abusive ex bf
>banish to the void

Nice plot retard

>Character: The Bounty Hunter
>Plot to your side quest: Hired by the antagonist's lackey to kill the party
>Special Move: Hit List
>for every unique enemy Bounty Hunter gets the killing blow on, he stores a portion of that enemy's essence in his weapon & his special ability Pay Day gets stronger
>Upon using Pay Day, Bounty Hunter loads a round imbued with a soul and takes aim

>Fuckhuge piledriver gauntlet
>Trying to collect all the pages of an ancient manuscript scattered all across the land
>Just a german suplex, do more as needed

>banhammer
>solve increasingly complex captchas
>Ban Warning - make enemies unable to move for x amount of time

>weapon of choice
>gives OP a character
I'm sorry, who's the retard here again?

>Greataxe
>Must find a cure for a curse put on me
>RIP N TEAR: buff DMG inversely proportional to health +100

>FISTS
>I WANT TO PUNCH HARDER
>100 CONSECUTIVE PUNCHES

>Weapon of choice
Bastard Sword and Shield. Tank damage for the team as much as I can.
>Plot to your side-quest
Raise Charisma and self confidence
>Special move
"No one hurts my friends"
Every time another party member gets hit, +15 to a rage meter, when above 100, go Berserk mode, lose 20 rage a turn, deal double damage, 15% higher critical chance and 50% damage resistance until over

>tire iron
>must gather ingredients for the ultimate lasagna (party healing improved as a reward)
>will automatically perform another attack after getting a critical hit

Did they get the apples?

>Magic poetry
>Help me play pranks around town, ends with me admitting to acting the fool to mask low confidence, followed by a pun on how that makes you my confidant
>Filthy limerick: A particularly dirty limerick about the target's mother/closest species equivalent. Does moderate damage, that scales with the intelligence of myself AND the target, comes with a signifigant stat debuff, and permanently draws aggro.

>martial arts
>become strongest being alive
>Slug It Out: Pour all HP into powerful haymaker.

I remember when this meme took Sup Forums by storm. Holy shit. Where are the variations

how does bear know what apples is?

What's your weapon though?

>I am a huge beefy orc bard/berserker and weapon of choice is the flute
>The protagonist must help me sneak into an opera full of fancy rich folks so I can play music in front of a huge live audience because it was always my dream to be an musician but the other orcs laughed at me. Only after he/she helps me will I join the party
>I actually cant play the flute for shit and I get emotionally sensitive when people talk smack about my musical skills
>my special move "un-aspiring musician" where I basically go rage mode and beat the ever loving shit out of anyone who disrespects my tunes with nothing but the tiny flute I hold in my massive green hands

God damn that image takes me back.

>A 2 mechanical 2 handed katana
>trying to figure it out. You have no idea what's going on for your quest and nothing about it makes sense, all that you know is that you aren't supposed to "rock the boat"
>cast a magic triangle that kills most enemies in one hit but can permanently damage you each time you use it

>Playing cards
>Hero helps get rid of a gambling debt bounty
>"Know when to fold 'em" sacrifice remaining HP to deal massive damage to enemy

>Emo nails that slice open space/time and let me think with portals. Changing a watch upgrades the attack. Ultimate weapon is a portable sundial from the golden age
>Find the cheat codes to the universe to save childhood friends. >But user, you were the friend codes all along
>Rapidly age self to Haste/Buff the entire party. Then steal youth back from the enemy, afflicting them with a debuff, or raw damage if immune.

I came here expecting the picture of the apple in the iceblock

Reminder that the polar bear actually killed several of the dogs and eventually the guy himself.

How DOES a bear know what apples is???

>scythe, for extra edginess make it purple and black and overly huge with spikes
>protagonist has to help me kill what I think is god in a postgame quest after all my chuuni super edgy stuff turns out to be true. After we do so it turns out the 'god' we killed is just a fake and the real god appears and kills me, becoming the true final boss. My eternal hatred and generic evil energy empowers the protagonist to win, but he ends becoming the new god of evil
>special move: gotterdammerung - deal 999999 damage to all enemies and allies and leave me at 1 hp

>Smith & Wesson handgun
>help me get laid
>REEEEEE: yell so loud the enemy has 70% chance to stun, 100% chance to piss themselves

>tooth and nail, biting and scratching based moves, has life leech and bleed properties
>I get into a romantic relationship with the protagonists hot mom, the quest is him or her coming to terms with it
>maul, single target attack where I jump on the enemy and viciously maul them, regaining much health and inflicting severe bleed

user, nobody here remembers that image but you and me.

>Differing forms of hand to hand combat
>At each stop I learn a new martial art until I Learn every fighting technique known to all. Then I become an optional Side boss after the game is complete, Bro fight.
>A weird mini game where all styles are mixed into 1 complete combo.

>photon saber/dual guns
>stop another ma-non massacre
>bullet kick: use the recoil from my guns to propel myself up and over the target and kick them from behind, toppling if possible. melee art, dual guns, physical attribute
>anger break: aura causes melee arts to have lower cooldown and higher damage while the user takes more damage

>Clown weapons
>Survivor of a terrible circus fire, protag comes back with me when i get a letter from another surviving clown
>Luck of the clown, party is unable to die for that turn, but each have a 50/50 to die afterwards.

>Wizard Staff
>Finding an ancient artifact of great magical power
>Creating chains of pure magic to bind enemies in place

>weapon
throwing knives would be fun
>side quest
bring me a glass of water from a river that has a boss near it
>special move
i pull out my knives like pic related and throw them all at appendages leading the enemy to be pinned for a few turns. it doesn't do much damage though.

>Spear
>Repairing an old broken weapon, which requires some rather odd materials
>Throw spear at an enemy, inflicting heavy damage, and disabling the enemy, but lose weapon until the enemy dies or breaks free

>scythe
>finding the best toilet in the world
>summoning little imp like demons that molest the enemy sexually

>gun
>find my way back into the dimension i got trucked in from
>a lot of very big and fast guns

lol but how does bear know what apples is?

What kind of rpg?

>Weapon of choice
A magic staff.

>Plot to your side-quest
Help me get together with my true love: A succubus who's been watching and wanting me, but who can't break through into our world to claim me because my self-loathing has unconsciously created a magic barrier that stops her.

>Special move
Magic Missile Storm.

>Boomerang
>bum smokes from locals
>Call in the mob

>weapon
I only use grappling techniques
>plot to my side quest
competing in a grappling tournament
>special move
Guillotine Choke

you dumbass, it's only dogs that don't know what apples is.

>Weapon of choice
A giant hammer
>Plot to your side-quest
The protag helped me face my fear and slay the creature that stalks near by forest. A Dire Bear. With a hearty grin and a new outlook on life, I help protag save the world.
>Special move
King's Rally: I rally up my party members and the party's attack and defense stats are doubled.

>a comically small, insanely powerful repeater pistol. Like throw-you-backwards-twenty-feet-when-you-fire-it powerful
>quest revolves around hiring the protagonist to gather materials to make it, upon completion I either offer to join him or just pay him for services rendered
>I've invented a special armor that magnetizes itself and locks together, allowing me to fire the weapon rapidly without knocking me back or compromising my aim at the cost of not being able to move

Maybe its time to leave this place user.

>weapon
My dick.
>sidequest
To fuck everyone I meet, including the MC.
>special move
Rape: Deals massive sexual damage, has a 75% chance to inflict a random assortment of status ailments to female enemies and a 10% chance to permanently inflict male characters with the Homosexual status effect.

>Two giant amplifiers are mounted my back facing forward, with an electric guitar and microphone. These both damage and buff/debuff. Also I'm a musical master.
>protagonist gets tickets to my concert when it's attacked by villian
>Sound Blast: play a song of choice, doing damage on the beat in an AOE around me and buffing allies on the beat.

>Smegma Canon
>Coat all humans
>Smeg-Shower

>Mind Control Wip
>To NTR all MC's in this thread
>100% pregnancy rate ejaculation

Shotgun

Helping me get over a shitty past relationship by showing my the real beauty of the world

Focus shot: Fires both barrels at once while also focusing to land every pellet, deals massive damage to unarmored targets

>weapon
Shapeshifting clothes.
>plot
Cosplay and ERP with everyone to receive money.
>special move
Out of character: Sacrifice my outfit for a big explosion.

>sword/whip combo
>find the sword/whip master and learn the ultimate move0
>a whip disarming move that block the armed hands followed by a deep sword thrust into the enemy chest

How fucking retarded am i

>Katars, Claw Weapons
>Left the love of his life back home in our peaceful village. If attitude is high enough, will ask player character to help arrange the marriage. Depending on the player's choices, the wedding can go as wonderfully or as hilariously bad as the player makes it. Either way, the allied character's lost brother who looks exactly like your party member, except with a big handlebar mustache and a crippling meth addiction pops out last minute and challenges him to a duel.
>Beg for Death: He seemingly pulls out several Urumi swords from nowhere, and fires off a rapid chain of Slashing/Bleeding hits. Will then attempt to mercy kill via Claw to the heart. If geared correctly, can inflict obscenely broken amounts of damage.

>Mace
>Joined him to seek the right moment to to destroy him and his party and be that typical traitor in an RPG and become a boss they have to fight me to progress
>Calming Spirit: Raises and recovers HP and defense.