Read vidya creepypastas

>read vidya creepypastas
>getting really into it
>suddently urge to pee
>too scared to go to the bathroom
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>he doesn't have piss bottles
lmao@you

>>read vidya creepypastas
>>getting really into it
this story is faker than creepypasta

>frogposter
>easily scared bedpisser
Why am I surprised

you must be 18+ to post on Sup Forums

came here to post this

Don't look behind you when you go to piss, don't look in the mirror, ignore any noises you hear on the way back to your room, DO NOT TURN ON THE LIGHTS IN OTHER AREAS/ROOMS.

Read this. This should make you feel better.

>he doesn't have a catheter connected to his toilet through holes he drilled in the wall

Efficient. Very nice.

Pee your pants like a normal adult.

I'm coming over to help, OP.

When you hear a knock at your window, let me in

Be nice to the frogposters! Life is hard enough for them already.

Jerk your cock on the way to the toilet you'll scare the spooks away

>he doesn't have a piss bottle or shit bucket handy

FUCKING NORMIE CASUALS GET OFF MY Sup Forums

I can't stand the idea of something going up my pee hole

unironically have soda bottles lying around my room. level up your power somemore, newfriend.

>Read Happy Appy as a 14 year old
>"Zoinks! So spooky!"
>Read it now
>"Why didn't he just call the cops? Or do literally anything but explore abandoned properties by himself all the time?"

MASTAPEESE

How retarded is the person who wrote this?

>being 9 years old

It's a parody, you... you... Ubisoft fan.

fuck you. piss in your pants and let every wet squelch remind you of your cowardice.

>the worst part is when it cools off and you start to get the shivers

>he was unironically afraid of Happy Appy
>he was scared by a creepypasta written by the author to intentionally see how fucking stupid he could make a story before people would catch on
We are on Sup Forums, so this DOES check out.

not as retarded as you are for taking it seriously

How old are you?

>there are people on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW who unironically read and are scared by creepypasta
I'm reporting you for being underage, and I hope the mods agree with me.

QUICK PEE IN MY MOUTH

Does anyone else here piss out their window? I live in a 2 story house and whenever I need to pee I just open the window and pee onto my side lawn area, I don't have to leave my room, and no piss bottles stinking up the place and making it dirty and uncomfy. The cool breeze at night feels good also. The only time I have to leave my room is to poop. It's a great alternative to piss bottles.

what's a quick pee?

Are there any actual GOOD creepypasta. The only decent one I ever noticed was be ben drowned

There are none. Do not listen to the recommendations of retards. I listen to them at work so I can have some background noise, but it's entirely cathartic - they're all poorly written shit produced by people years younger than you.

Hyraq Tobit?
its the only one ive noticed that had a lot of work put into it but its long as fuck since hes made it into a series now

I used to feel like that when I was younger. Now I walk towards any sound I hear in the dark because I know it's not something that will kill me like I so desperately want.

I gotta have this attitude.

youtube.com/watch?v=7tPRAhZHAmA

The only good creepypasta

>He doesn't pee into his custom liquid cooling system that uses hybrid Intel HouseFire® + AMD PooJeet©® technology to evaporate the pee while the urea crusts up on the delided cpu to enhance thermal transfer

Shiggy Diggy.

same desu

part of me hopes that i will be wrong and it will wind up being a monster or alien because how cool would that be to see regardless if I got rent in twain right after

i dont understand why there are e-celeb threads or a FNaF general for this very reason

best ending of all time

I'm in the mood for some creepypasta.
Keep this thread alive while I go out for some food.

Just listen to a cool buff metal song really loud like this one

youtube.com/watch?v=0KZQNxWjgao

>no mention of police finding any dead bodies or blood.

I guess the author forgot about that.

Annnnd he's dead. RIP

>There people on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW who play videogames
I'm reporting you as underage right now

Who are you quoting? Dumb frogposter