I wanna neck myself with that jump rope

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THAT'S SO DANDY!

Volleyball is fun

>tfw 877 moons
>tfw only have to make it through darker side

man it's a toughie, but if I beat 100 jump rope, 100 volleyballs, dark side bosh rush, dark side's bullet bill hell, dark side's poison piranha, and dark side's disappearing road I can be this last level!!

once you get to 50 just mash at a steady pace

I thought there was only 830 in the game? Atleast thats what ive heard.

there's something like 830 moons but you can buy extra to 999 I think

Whatcha mean buy?

IT'S TIME TO JUMP UP IN THE AIR! JUMP UP, DON'T BE QUEER! JUMP UP IN THE AIR AND DON'T BE QUEER!

there are 880 (maybe there's 830, but some of those are 3-moon earns) and you buy the last 119 from any shop for 100 coins a piece to get a grand total of 999 moons

I want whoever designed the sheep moons in the wooded kingdom to die

If you beat volleyball legit on single player then Darker Side shouldn't be a problem. Protip, you can skip to the end of it once you get to the gliding part by waggling like a motherfucker.

After you beat the game you can buy limitless Power Moons. They don't count towards the actual in-game ones but they still add to your total. There's really no purpose aside from increasing the total to 999 for people with autism.

After you beat the game you can purchase infinite amounts of moons from Crazy Cap (yellow coins)

Gotcha. Thanks

Did people seriously have a problem with 100 jumps?

Do we really have to get all moons and all purple coins in order to unlock the hard mode version of Bowser? That sounds awful.

getting 999 moons gives you a nice little easter egg.

It's easier if you use the scooter.

Oh, that's right. I forgot. Guess I'm not done after all.

Is there a better coin farming trick than the Bowser's Castle rocket flower thing yet?

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