How do you solve the nu male problem in video games, Sup Forums?

How do you solve the nu male problem in video games, Sup Forums?

Since when did Gordon despise guns?

>"I'm Gordon Freeman and I fucking hate guns"

You dont remember when he said that?

no

Replay HL2 then, its hard to miss

>scientist = nerd who hates guns

OF COURSE ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS

>not remembering the part where he said "I dislike firearms"
Did you even play HL2

every game that adopts that philosophy has never gotten a sequel

>makes like 30 tweets a day
>not one response
Is he autistic?

>Here Gordon, you should take the Gravity Gun
>NO GUN BAD

considering it's OP sharing his picture, yes.

what the fuck is this shit

sounds like emptyhero

nu-maley

>mfw that guy still shills his shit here

I'm ashamed having to share a country with this thing.

Remove filters, censors, hard drives and lower budgets.

irrelevant person screaming into the void for attention
>had 5000 followers
>more than 4000 of them got purged at some point

>uses firearms to oppose tyrannical government agent and save his life and the lives of others
>also uses firearms to kill tyrannical aliums
Gordon Freeman is the second amendment personified.

Why do you know so much about him?

>didn't hear gordon clearly say "I dislike firearms"
Did you even play 2?
It's literally impossible to miss

friend showed me his twitter earlier this year and now i see it again, happy?

>gordon freeman
>saying anything
you're not tricking me today

Why is it okay to have regulations on who can sell cars, require cars to be licensed, and require a license to operate a car, but we can't accept that exact same regulations for guns? Seems to me like car ownership is a lot more important to more people than gun ownership is. Would people freak out if we were given explicit constitutional rights to car ownership while these regulations are still in place?

But you said he's irrelevant and nobody cared about him?

>he has a beard and glasses and is a nerd so he must be a liberal
Call me when a liberal is ripped and /fit/ and combat trained enough to stop an alien invasion.

SHALL

Valve decides to give him one single line and they go for that. Firing Laidlaw was a mistake.

i don't give a shit about him, all his followers are bots or something and nobody retweets or takes him seriously

I only remember the "damn, those Combine bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride" line

Unforgettable

Nothing will top "A man chooses, a Freeman won't obey"

I still don't get why he was silent for practically the whole game then he just suddenly quipped in the middle of a scene

I actually got scared. Didn't know where that voice came from. Casting Ashly Burch was a weird decision.

>Sup Forumsirgins talking shit about "nu males"

99% of you faggots are just the other side of the coin. you newfags seem to not realize your roots.

>"Daaaaaamn, sucka, those combine bastards are gonna pay for killing my parents!"

The fuck?

Gordon was a clone, he and his brother even suspected as much while growing up. Being experimental nano augmented product of secret super agent program kinda does that to you.

wtf

sounds like they straight up copied deus ex

"we suspected as much growing up" is literally a line JC says to morpheus

You missed a part. Must've been one of those pre-order exclusives. After the plague, Gordon goes to a space station to find a megalomaniac AI who says she's your parent, one of many, whatever that means. Then the Combine blow the station up and you start the Highway section.
Jokes aside, I don't know what I'd do if Anthony Burch was hired by Valve. It'd be the fucking endtimes.

>missing Gordon Freeman's 5 minute rant about guns after he's done playing with Dog
I see we've got plenty of speedgamers on V.

I think the scariest part was how well she pulled it all off. I generally thought she shite and could only do her own voice but fuck me she sold me on Gordan. I was surprised to see her name in the credits

It is hard to look at Gordon and not imagine her voice. I would've shitposted all day had I known before but after playing it, I can't see anyone else doing it so well.

>Gordon Freeman
>nu-male

THAT'S IT, I'M FUCKING DONE.

If he was conservative, he'd be obese and had bad health.
He must be a liberal or a centrist.

pc port when

>"alyx! close your eyes honey!"
>No! I love you dad! Gordon we have to do something!
>...
>"Alyx... i hate guns"

You're golden senpai, he's too busy shitting up my league waifu