Now that piracy is just a footnote in the history books of gaming will you FINALLY get a job?
>inb4 it will be cracked soon
NO IT WILL NOT; Denuvo got tempered with coz it was laid bare. NOW its covered in a VM layer. Each of the million triggers is now a nightmare to get to
3DM was right; they KNEW where this was heading
NOW WE GONNA PAY THE PRICE FOR BEING NEET; ONLY MCJOBS FOR US NOW
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what game?
>playing games as soon as they come out
for what reason?
Only the WE WUZ game
Oh no, a Denuvo game will take longer than a few months to crack. Better go back to the 100 game backlog of pirated games.
are you even a NEET?
back in my days NEETS were so hardcore they couldnt even be in the same room with the normals
This
It was awhile before Total Warhammer was cracked as well but it happened.
>implying I want to play an assasins creed game
I can only imagine crackers don't give a shit about it either.
If this were an important title it would have been a day 2 crack.
the typical delusion of us pirates
we GIVE A BIG shit about AC
AC is the mona lisa of gaming. the backbone
GET A JOB
I got a job because of rent, pirating will continue until the day I die.
GET A PART TIME
Literally uncrackable. Bend over, Denuvo, Frontier pwnt you.
Dude, shut the fuck up. The piece of software they're having trouble with is VMprotect, not Denuvo. Denuvo is the laughingstock of copy protection schemes and is constantly getting cracked on day one when they put a new version out.
VMprotect is expensive, and only big name publishers like jewbisoft can even dream of affording to put it in their games.
Hell, Denuvo used to use VMprotect, but couldn't afford their license fees anymore.
Redbox is just legal piracy. $3 to rent any new AAA game and you can beat most games in the first day.
I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!
>pay2pirate
OYYY GOYIM,,, TIME TO INVEST IN BITCOIN NOW AND REAL ESTATE AND PASSIVE INCOME
I have a job and I still pirate
even better, I use the money from my job more often for microtransactions than buying actual games
>imperial eagles attempting to take on a federal corvette
What a stupid bullshot.
This is a laugh-at-peasants-who-can't-play-teh-best-game-ever thread now.
how do they not lose money? do they just bank on the games being rented 20+ times each?
Anyone with a brain is already paying for a VPN.
Remember when Morrowind got released and it took months to crack?
Why?
Jealous, peasants?
>wasting 3$ on 5-hour-long game when you can spend 30$ on thousands upon thousands of gameplay
Why do you hate gaming?
American ISPs will threaten to terminate your service if they're notified that you're pirating shit.
Can they only do that in America?
I've been pirating for years and never received anything.
If I ever received anything, I'd probably be too scared to pirate again.
hahaha ameridumbs
for real? is that even legal?
They do that in europe too, Germans are very particular about it.
I don't think it's denuvo that scene groups are having trouble with it's the other drm that ubisoft threw on top of it.
lobbied so that it is legal
Basically content creators hire people to check public trackers for their content and pull IPs. They find out what ISP serves the IP and contact them, I assume with a legal threat. The ISP passes the threat on to you.
The ISP doesn't want to be liable for you stealing so they eventually terminate your service.
I don't know about other countries. I assume that European ISPs aren't pussy/corrupt enough to tolerate it.
Yes, it's all laid out in your contract. Even if it wasn't, they aren't obligated to serve you. They could terminate it because they don't like your hair.
>Jealous, peasants?
You don't think my comment might actually lead you to believe I've actually played the game? In the game eagles aren't even going to dent a corvette and he will take them all out in seconds and yet they have this stupid epic dogfight bullshot of the scenario. Could be worse, if I remember correctly one of the early trailers was sidewinders taking on a capital class ship and winning.
Why would I be jealous of that shit game?
If you have ever paid for a digitally distributed game, especially via Steam, you have absolutely no right to complain about DRM, DLC, micro transactions, or games being released unfinished.
If you've ever purchased an internet connected device at any point in your life then you have no right to complain about anything.
Manufacturers could brick your device with a simple update at any point and there's nothing you could do about it.
Cucked much?
Why's that, user?
>steam selling game torrents costing as much as physical copies
how normal does one have to be to pay $60 for each torrent?
do these normals ever wake up from this financial cuckolding?
>protect your game so much from pirates, that not even legit players can play the game at normal framerates
Wow
Rule NO.1!
NEVER, I repeat, NEVER upload anything. The copyright holders can only catch you if you upload something (torrent). If you upload something you also publish copyright protected content, which means you are committing a serious "crime".
If you only download something, you only commit a minor thing which gets only punished if you get caught (which is pretty much impossible, because there is no way that the copyright holder knows your ip without either providing you the program legally, or committing a crime hacking the person who gives you the data). But EVEN if you get caught, nothing will happen, because the damage you created for the company is LITERALLY just the missing sale. If the game doesn't even cost more than $100 then the time investment for the copyright holder is much worse then the punishment they can give you.
nice info you spreading there. thanks to assholes like you only torrents from the East are fast
Good to know.
Thanks anons
Been uploading shit to piratebay and other trackers for years and nothing have happened yet.
How's life going in a totalitarian state?
AC? Then who really gives a shit?
>denuvo is now blatantly taking credit for work they did not do instead of at least doing it subtly
kill yourself shill
stop stealing credit from VMprotect.
doesnt this happen with every new version?
last time v4 took a month to be cracked
A better question is why are people so obsessed over Origins of all games not getting cracked IMMEDIATELY. Is it some kind of race? Cause as far as I'm concerned, given the state of the game, the longer it takes to crack the better. That piece of shit might actually be playable by then.
Also the reason it didn't happen straight away has nothing to do with Denuvo ya mong.
Seriously, just stop
Yes, but the funny thing is that this time it's not even Denuvo, but VMProtect being harder to crack because it runs games in a similar environment of Virtual Machines.
Probably shills or just some trolls who come on Sup Forums to shitpost pirates because "le ebin denuvo troll xD".
Double vm protect will be industry standard now.
Why bother even paying for games, everything is going f2p or 90% off in 6 months and theres so much stuff out there that they should be paying ME to give them any attention at this point.
Everyone knows you only use Denuvo on games you don't think are good enough to stand on their own.
How much do retarded corp-shills like OP get paid per thread like this they make?
These fags probably really think they troll someone with their bait shit.Pirates wait it out people which want to buy the game wait it out till a discount comes so only retards buy instant for full price.
Can't wait until you need 16 core cpus just to run a game on 20fps. cunt
Destiny 2 also not cracked LMAO
and NfS Payback has VMprotection too.
Say goodbye to your games, piratepoors
How come every single person in this thread sounds like obese redditors?
This turd is so fucking bad.
Then again, you moral cuckolds unironically shilled Dragon Age Cisquisition and Lords of the Fallen, so it's obvious you will fall as low as you need to to defend this dying DRM.
When everyone else seems like the problem......
Maybe its because they are? No one on Sup Forums hates people that actively "harm" the gaming industry. Sup Forums hate games everyone knows that.
>......
See?
This is what i'm talking about.
I'd recommend everyone to forget this game for now, Dishonored 2 and Deus EX MD also had VMP and it took months to crack them. Most likely it's going to be the same case with ACO because there are too many triggers and it's an absolute nightmare to find them all.
>he bought the game just so he can shitpost and lie about it
>See?
This is why you need to go back, we aren't your friends, stop pointing fingers
No, some friends recommended it to me, and it's been a waste of $40.
Busywork everywhere, garbage map, and a worthless setting.
I don't know who the fuck thought ancient Egypt was even remotely interesting.
Probably more fun shitposting about it than actually playing it considering Ubisofts recent track record
>too many triggers and it's an absolute nightmare to find them all.
This. Can't imagine what a shitload of work this is.
Remember guys we had to wait a year for the glorious Bus-simulator 2017 to be cracked. Be patient.
Umm... you got something against dots?
>I don't know who the fuck thought ancient Egypt was even remotely interesting.
you probably think skyscrapers are interesting
or youre a weeb
First few Denuvo iterations already had VMProtect OP. It's been cracked before, it'll happen again. I don't care much though, I haven't pirated a game in years now. Just, stop being stupid okay?
>Umm....
It's simply amazing how you can't help yourselves but type as if you were Twitter numales, which you probably are.
What's next?
Maybe "Hmmmm"?
Or using reddit asterisks to replace greentexting?
OH NOOOO IT HAS BEEN TWO WEEKS PIRACY DEAD EHUAHAHEAAAAAHUHAAA.
NO NO NO NO NO. IM SORRY UBISOFT IM SO SORRY I WILL BUY YOUR GAME FULL PRICE DIGITALY. PLEASE PLEAS FORGIVE ME I WILL EVEN BUY A SEASON PASS AND A BUNCH OF MICRO TRANSACTIONS< PIRACY IS OVER PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY UBISOFT.
I like how it fucks the consumer in the ass even more by having 100%cpu usage all the time.
Oh yeah, because endless sand fucking everywhere was really good.
Look at this GENIUS map design.
Felt like I was playing fucking MGSV with how little there was.
Oh wait, there is, there's pointless collectables and 1 coin loots fucking everywhere.
Busywork everywhere
How does the "pick up all 5000 small items sprinkled across the map to get a bonus"-situation look?
>I don't know who the fuck thought ancient Egypt was even remotely interesting.
Its one of the few topics that haven't been overdone to death yet.
Pirates=Dead
Space=Dead
Medieval=Dead
umm *raises paw*
Don't you think you're overreacting a little, sweetie?
ok
>How does the "pick up all 5000 small items sprinkled across the map to get a bonus"-situation look?
The same as before, except the map is even more boring to explore.
Only good thing is you don't need to synchronize to reveal stuff on the map, just visit the region.
But still, this game is not worth more than $5.
Ah yes, this is the part where you spam pics of the game as with every single moral cuckold thread you do, in a laughable attempt at defending Ubisoft Open World Turd #5179863759685397831.
>reddit typing style
>overuse of buzzwords
Just because you aren't double spacing doesn't mean you aren't obvious, what's a reddit asterisk?
>BUT ITS ONLY ENDLESS DESERT! BAD GAEEEEEEEM
Pic related, the average reddit asterisk user: numales and fatass tumblrinas.
>The same as before, except the map is even more boring to explore.
Have you played mad max? Is it like that? Just empty maps with pointers to
No, the map is worthless, and Memphis and Alexandria don't make up for it.
It's a legitimately bad videogame because there's no redeemable features and doesn't stand out in any way.
The story is garbage, the grinding is obnoxious, and the busywork is tiresome.
There's just nothing in this game, it's a whole bunch of nothingness.
They ripped off some things from TW3, like the "investigations" AKA using your magic vision to interact with objects while the guy talks to himself about shit you don't care about.
Ah yes, Mad Max, another "uncrackable" denuvo-protect game
Except that didn't get shilled to heck every hour or so on this site
>there are actually delusional mouthbreathers that crusade against piracy on Sup Forums
This is what Sup Forums has done to Sup Forums
Yes, except, as I said, you don't need to synchronize.
You have collectables and boring secondary missions.
That's it.
There's also some event now to get "legendary weapons", but I couldn't care less since the effects they can have are never relevant, the only important one is bleeding damage, and a fuckload of weapons have that.
DISGUSTING DESERT!
SHITTY SAND EVERYWHERE EXCEPT IN THE TWO SMAL AF CITIES!!! GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mad Max did get shilling.
It had constant threads that got necrobumped for up to 10 hours and where 90% of them where just screenshots with no words in them.
They also called anyone who didn't like Mad Max a MGSV shill.
>empty fields of nothing, not even NPCs, not a single bird, not even a fly
Is the gameplay just as empty?
That game's online side is so much fun I don't even know why it's not just a singleplayer game with slightly improved bots. Aside from piracy reasons, of course.
Shills, everyone.
At least you are making the $40 I dropped in this piece of trash worthwhile by shutting your filthy mouths off.
It's too bad that everytime I call you out, the thread dies.
Maybe because you can't shill anymore?
Too bad.
Yes.
The combat is different, kinda like TW3, but it's just so boring.
The only way you can find a challenge is by finding enemies that are at much higher levels than you, since anyone with 3 levels more than you will kill you in two hits, and you won't do anything to them.
Just don't seed beyond a 1.5 ratio. I seeded for years at 1.5. One day I fucked with my settings and seeded a game of thrones ep for a 40 ratio without realizing. HBO contacted my isp which contacted me and they asked me to stop doing it. I dropped the ratio down to 1.5 and continued downloading the rest of the GoT season as the eps aired. There was about 6 eps left and I seeded all of them to 1.5. No notification ever reached me again.
It has levels? What happened to the minimal skill the early versions required?
>The only way you can find a challenge is by finding enemies that are at much higher levels than you, since anyone with 3 levels more than you will kill you in two hits, and you won't do anything to them.
The RPG leveling shit was a huge mistake, honestly. I don't mind gating abilities behind points and whatever but this fucked up scaling just meant some side quests can't be tackled at all until you reach the appropriate number. You don't face anything particularly different, just another dude or croc or hippo again but their number is bigger than your number, so you lose. It's dumb as fuck.
>empty fields of nothing, not even NPCs, not a single bird, not even a fly
Is the gameplay just as empty?
...
>kinda like TW3
This is why I find hilarious.
They tried ripping off TW3, but they ripped off literally the worst parts of it like the "investigations".
Don't be fooled. Everything these days must have levels and some form of light RPG mechanics. It's an excuse to implement simple "progression" and soon transitioning to exploiting people's impatience in said progression to have them spend money on lootboxes/microtransactions/boosts/whatever.
Noone wants to pirate ass reee WE WUZ
I never wanted to buy it, but now I don't even want to pirate it. Fuck me that sounds bad