Son, din dins is ready

>Son, din dins is ready

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Here's YOUR din dins, dad *unzips dick*

Awesome, pops! I'll be right there.

that's okay pa, I made myself a pot noodle, all it takes is kettle water!

why did i laugh

Nowadays I take my pop to dinner, but this. Respect dinnertime.

>tfw never had a father to make you din din

Maybe later paps, gotta complete my FIFTH ™ PLAY through of Fallout 4 ™ did I mention it has amazing DLC? With works such as placeable workbench™ and automatron™ . Also it's an ever expanding universe with great creator's club content™ . Heya paps... how about instead of pizza tonight, we buy some nice Horse Armor™ ?

i cant pause vr sex dad

Fuck I lost the webm

Gracias, papa! :O)

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My dad was an ass, but he made some good din dins.

"Ah, cool! what are we having"
*pause game and join family like a functioning human*

Because that's exactly what happens in the movie

which movie might that be...?

What if you were playing Demon's Souls

>functioning human
>living with his parents

VIDEOGAMES

Dad and Son Bum Fun 5

DAD
YOU CAN'T PAUSE IN A MULTIPLAYER GA-...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

get somewhere safe and leave.
i'm more of rts player anyway

just finished university bro, house market is harsh just so happens i can live here rent free till i find work.

Why is Fifth trademarked you stupid toddposter

NGGGGH DADDYYYY

Let's play Spot the Americuck

>nu-male todd

What if you just entered a boss fight

i dont know whether to be amazed at this collective knowledge of gay incest porn, or disgusted

My Dad insists on eating dinner twenty minutes before my mother and me.

Mum has to cook twice, it's fucked up but they don't care.

>din dins
youtube.com/watch?v=dp2BU15aIGc

Dad, there's something a little different about you today

then sheeit nigger, guess i'm not beatting the boss that time

I made that up user

Exit game
You'll be in front of the boss fog gate when you get back

That's because your Dad is an alpha wolf. Can tell you right now if I was stuck inna woods with no food or shelter, I'd take my odds with Him over you and your mom
That or He's sneaking mayonnaise into everything he eats and doesn't want to be found out

What if black dad is the boss fight

You should be turned on

Dad when the fuck did you turn into a nigger holy shit

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OH SWEET JESUS A NIGGER GOT INTO THE HOUSE

I wonder how it feels like to get paid $50 to pose for some random pictures that are going to get sold online for $0.10 or as part of some package, and then you realize you have achieved fame by your face being used to advertise hemorrhoid removal or penis enlargement.

There must be a lot of stock image models that regretted it.

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>being able to put up with living with your parents again after having lived on your own
Literally how? Even when I'm just visiting I get sick of it in a couple of days

The vast majority of these stock images are used to jazz up bland office presentations and pamphlets. It's pretty rare that you'll see this shit used in ad campaigns outside of the third world, simply because it's much easier to just hire a model.

No, he is just fucking rude and dosen't deserve a woman like my mother.

KEK. Todd is getting professional by time.

Are you making fun of people for not living with their parents?

i get on well with my parents, having grown up now i don't act like a teenager, thus we don't argue, cant meet up with girls though with the potential of them coming back, that stuff could be awkward, so there's some downsides
home cooking is a fucking huge plus though, way better than my student days food

>Oh shit, i'm sorry

>putting your wallet through unnecessary stress because "muh personal freedom"
Your parents also feed you for free among other money saving importances of living at home.

FUCK OFF LEROY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD

I'M A SAAD-MAN

This guy got invited to some TV show after his internet fame.

because you are 16yo reddit faggot.

You might also become famous. Or, well, a meme.

To be fair, our old geezer here did feature in an impressive array of stock images.

My unironic favorite stock image model

He made you food and he's your dad now. Don't ask what happened to your other dad. Eat your black eyed peas now

Yeah they're retards. They do it only because of the idiotic stigma.

I don't know, I really like laughing_girls.jpg

He always looks so pained.
If him and Tom Delay got in the same room together something horrible would surely happen.

Are ya winnin, son?