>be female protag
>have to pull a lever
>need to ask a man to do it for me
>have to fetch something on the river bank
>need to use another item to pull it even though it's within arm's length
>now that the item is on the ground, need to pick it up
>can't because it's dirty and wet
>go ask a man to carry it for me
This game is hilarious.
Fuck you OP, I love Siberia and played through both games numerous times, but I never really realised that before
I'm not saying it's bad. Maybe I'm wrong, but these small elements are probably because it's from a french developer.
Also all these steps in the OP are done because the protag needs to drain an ankle-deep 2-meters wide river that's blocking the path.
woolly
mammoths
I mean, I just never realised how, as much as I hate this word, "sexist" it is. Kind of.
>Also all these steps in the OP are done because the protag needs to drain an ankle-deep 2-meters wide river that's blocking the path.
In real life people don't just walk through water like in video games. You get wet and it's horrible.
>tfw 3 was a massive disappointment
F
>be female protag
>have to stop quest because female friend called you on your cellphone to tell you about her shopping even though it's completely irrelevant to the plot.
Every female character doesn't need to be a lara croft clone. It's just funny to see a game like this these days.
In real life people don't do drain rivers just to go across
This game is free on GOG right now
Yep, that's why I'm playing it.
Every game is free
Here's your (You)
I got like 5 minutes into it before realizing how much of a shit was coming and dropped it fast.
>Asshole robot keeps asking you to bring him feet
Fuck you. Oscar is top tier bro.
Why are point&click heroines always brunettes or redheads but never blondes?
Because Guybrush and King Graham exist.
bump
So, what's wrong with Syberia 3? Haven't tried it yet, but I loved 1 and 2
>these days
the game released 15 years ago user
I know, that's the point. I'm comparing the 15 years old game to "these days".
They need to be able to solve puzzles.
Welcome to wonderful world of Benoit Socal's games.
wake me up when it's free on Steam
>P-please sir, may I have more DRM?
>female protag
>flips off and abandons husband and corporate job because MUH INDEPENDANT WOMAN MUH WIND-UP ROBOT DOLLS MUH AUTISTIC CRIPPLED INVENTOR KID GENIUS
what is this game even about seriously
Steam doesn't enforce using DRM
It's up the the developer whether or not to implement SteamWorks
>I mean, I just never realised how, as much as I hate this word, "sexist" it is. Kind of.
You mean "realistic."
>going back to a cheating husband, asshole boss and corporate job instead of mammoth adventures
>mfw playing Syberia 3
How could they fuck everything up so badly? Why is the game focused on the most boring aspect of Syberia 2, the tuktuks or whatever those people were called? Why is Oscar, the cowardly automaton that wouldn't get out of his locomotive to save Kate from being stabbed by a mammoth tusk wielding slavic jew, going out in an irradiated city, facing off against automaton hounds? Why are there armed mercenaries in a Syberia game? Why is the voice acting so shit? Why?
>Why is the voice acting so shit? Why?
Maybe it's better in french?
Underrated.
Stop making fun of blonde women.
Stop posting that degenerate cuck.
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A woman should NEVER abandon her duties as a woman. If all women started doing that it would be full blown anarchy
>her duties as a woman
Acquisitions and mergers contract negotiations?
the new black mirror is looking good