Switch - Discussion

Am I doing this right?

Yes, now throw it off and be free

Yes, now throw yourself off and be free

Yes, now come out of the closet and be free.

It's funny how people try to live in a way that fits the ads to validate the Switch. Enjoy your trip and enjoy games on current gen hardware when you come home and want to relax. But no, you gotta sit on a rock and stare at a screen drowned in daylight because this is what Reggie told you is the future.

I love games user, but by wouldn’t you enjoy the view you earned? You can play Zelda anywhere.

Also, you’ll get what, 2hours gameplay before battery is dead?

See those mountains?
You can climb them.

This. I have to climb up a mountain every time I want to play my Switch.

Do a flip faggot.

These. Portability was great for bringing your GBAs and NDSes and play games with your friends in elementary school, but there's not really much reason now.
The Switch is way too big, fragile and expensive for kids to carry to school.

I hope they release a small box version without the screen that you can easily plug into any monitor you come across instead.

No. go back inside. the sun's glare will make it hard to see the screen

>fragile
Are you really gonna make me post the video again?

why do you steal pictures from reddit pretending to be you?

>tfw bought Switch to play while lying down on the couch or even in bed
More comfortable than even playing a console on TV. Feels great.

>big, scratchable screen without a cover like NDS/GBA
>put in the joycons the wrong way too many times and the hinge that holds them in place are ruined forever
It's not just about dropping.

fpbp

inb4 dead battery

kek

>live in a way that fits the ads
You know this literally IS an ad right? You're posting in a thread made by a literal shill

Should I buy Oddysey?

>should I look at the scenery? Maybe explore a bit?
>nah, better get my bing bings

where's this?

/out/ pls

>put in the joycons the wrong way too many times and the hinge that holds them in place are ruined forever
now that's just your own fucking fault.
for the screen, just buy a protector

it's ok, not 10/10, but still a fun platformer

>now that's just your own fucking fault.
Did you read my first post?

>implying he can even play it in that level of light

>exploring in rl
fuck that shit, i don't want to meat a bear or something worse

that's the only correct answer.

if you mean yes i have, and if you put the joycon the wrong way, it's still your own fucking fault

>The Switch is way too big, fragile and expensive for kids to carry to school.
Read that one again and take a second to think about it.

>It's way too big, fragile and expensive for kids to carry to school
What is an Ipad?
What do I win?

>What is an Ipad?
Something kids don't carry to school?
Do they?

what's the link between bringing your stuff to school so it gets stolen and putting the joycon in the wrong way? are you legitimately retarded you voluntarily break your own stuff?

yes they do you fucking dunce

Nintendo machine are ducking durable as fuck, that crowbcat video doesn't represent all of them

(You)

Never seen one do. In high school some kids would bring tablets and laptops but very rarely in elementary school.
Still can't see children bringing Switches over 3DSes to school.

12 year olds are ruthless.

My daughter takes her ipad to school

Why did you bring the whole zelda box?

>manchild has to bring his bing bing wahoo machine up a mountain
>thinks it's better to stare at that than the thing he should be there for in the first place

>says the fat nasty fuck shitposting anonymously from the basement

>implying I'm a nintendo fan

hey buddy my windows pc tablet can play more and better games anywhere too, not only that, I can also browse the full internet on it, and write letter, emails, make games, buy pron on it, watch movies anywhere, use usb sticks, emulators... what can your switch do?

>OP takes Switch with him on hike
>take it out for 2 seconds and take a picture
>infinite replies

Clearly nintendo fans are too busy climbing mountains, you fat, nasty fuck.

So frustrating that we have to do this every time. Should've just bought a PS4.

>Windows PC tablet
You can't play games on those for more than an hour. Hell, they're not even designed to run games well. The latest surface has difficulties even with rts games and that's the flag ship windows tablet. Not to mention its pretty fucking huge

>call it an ad
>case and system don't line up nicely
>fingerprint smudges on screen

Come on, user

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It's a viral ad, not the sort of "perfectly framed" ad you'd see on TV or something like that. It's intentionally made to look like it's not an ad.

Nice! Nothing better than enjoying video games and nature.

So post something better.

But you can't play Etrian Odyssey on a Switch

Maybe one day :)

>tfw I need to climb a mountain every time I want to play a Switch
>closest one to where I live is 300mi away
Fuck you Iwata, why did you have to make it so complicated

No, how the fuck are you going to play it in that lighting?

>than the thing he should be there for
That's the thing, you dunce
There is no thing to be there for
You climb it because it's there

>buy pron on it,

This is true. Views are neat for like two seconds. The real fun is getting there