Hi son, what are you playing?

>hi son, what are you playing?
>woah that's a lot of people, which one is you?

...

more like ASSbringer, amirite.

>hi son, what happened to you playing games like Wing Commander and stuff?
>All you do is playing this boring ass game, walking through an empty world talking to people and from time to time hitting something in unspectacular ways

Thanks Dad for opening my eyes on how much WoW sucks

>Wing Commander
Mah nigga

Your father is a wise man

>Why do you only make female characters, son?

Tell him you're waiting for Star Citizen

>tfw my dad was a bigger wow nerd than me til wrath

Autism runs in the family

Why do americans put shit on their teeth like pic related?

>wow, son. that's one sexy lady on screen there. if I weren't married to your mother I'd put my penis in her vagina. So which one is you?
>t-that's me, dad

b-because Im not gay dad haha!

... It's a whitener

ur just jelly mate

shiny white teeth are very nice although some people take it way too far
>t. yellow toothed Limey
at least they are straight

>not being married and making characters that look like your wife

Dad vidya stories?

>playing perfect dark years ago
>dad walks in and watches for a few minutes
>"That's a pretty violent game, son. Mind if I have a go?"
>it's the air-force one mission where you tell the president of a plot to kidnap him
>dad walks fumbles with the controls, eventually gets into the presidents quarters and starts talking to him, but he didn't get the evidence briefcase
>president calls security
>dad says "fuck off" and shoots him in the face with the laptop gun
>it's the slow crumple to knees animation, so he manages to get all 50 rounds into the president's head

Lets see
>better customization options
>better looking armors
>better animations
>overall more aesthetically pleasing
A better question would be why play males at all?

>you will never masturbate to draenei asses with your dad

Post pic of dad

>Males who play female characters and put them in skimpy outfits

>fuccbois who play males with facial hair because they're too feminine to grow any themselves

Haven't seen him in about 15 years.

am I the only ameribong that finds bright white teeth scary as fuck

>hi son, what are you playing?
>woah that's a lot of people, which one is you?
>oh that female one?
>turn her a little more to the right...that's...it, perfect
>louis C.K

n-no

:(

I haven't played wow for fucking years, been playing another jap mmo for the past few months but bored out of my skull with it already.

These new models are really doing it for me, might resub with some friends and try get back in the groove again.

>battlefield 3 comes out
>force dad to play it
>he's doing alright on normal despite only playing strategy games
>get to a really long spiral staircase and he has to keep turning to walk up it
>pukes
I can see why you only play strategy games, dad.

>talking to people
funy

you have to be really careful with how far you take it
my dentist does some whitening but he always warns against going with some more extensive procedures because it looks unnatural

>mom, im stuck, can you help me with this puzzle?

Nice molester mustache.

>playing CoH a and Unreal tournament with my dad
>1v1
>destroy him every time because he stopped playing for years
>doesn't want to play with my anymore
Should I let him win?

because i'm not gay like you, dad

fucking golden sun
the worst part is she actually took a break from her work because we were at heroffice to help

why do people go through so much to get their teeth white and straight . I brush my teeth every couple days and they're perfectly ok

>wife joins and makes her character a huge black mandingo

It's modded m8, hold your horses

My first and only time I've ever played vidya with my dad was vigilante 8 around 20 years ago. He thought it was stupid, and has ever since that just called vidya stupid and never bothered in any way with games again.

Vigilante 8 was the fucking shit

>first game I ever played was quake with my dad
>q3a, unreal, ut04, halo, years of fun and games
>dad eventually gets dragged down with work
>a decade passes never playing much
>now I invite him over to my house when I can for whiskey and shooters
>see him light up at rocket launchers and still kick ass
Good feelings. Hope it continues.

>still gets more pussy than you

>talking to people

You're talking to people right now user.

This thread is cute!

they remake T6 and they don't bother fixing the dumb fucking floating crown?

I want to play this but I don't like the chinese keylogger shit that gets stealth installed with the game

Men are gay.

based mom

what do you mean? it's supposed to be a floating crown.

The mythic version has an additional faceguard tho.

My dad plays animal crossing with my mom, but he's taken it way too far. He has literally collected almost every single thing.

>implying the fags who like futa aren't already dead to their parents

>watches dad play resident evil 2 alot
>never lets me play unless he's gone
>resident evil series is now my favorite series, play the games all the time even the shitty ones

Why?

>dad walks in
>still playing your stupid games, son ? That's a waste of time, you should be doing math exercices instead.

he was right all along

Will it make them 56% whiter?

>gauntlet legends for N64
>it used to be easy to copy over characters
>dad jumps in after I beat the first world
>we end up playing through the whole thing that day
we played as the unlockable furries

was he Chinese?

I wish I did my math homework in high school

>playing sins of a solar empire against step dad
>we are all vesary loyalists (i think, the one that noms planets and has the maw)
>we just mowed through the entire map eating everything
>in the last system we decide to fight eachother since we both have awesome fleets.
>the fight is brutal, he has a ton of carriers and bombers fucking everywhere.
>he destroys my subcap fleet as i pick off his capital ships off one by one
>all i have left is my cap fleet and a station, all he has left is the shit ton of carriers and a billion bombers
>he sends his bombers after my station as my cap fleet chases his carriers
>quickly research the self destruct for this station and set it off without him noticing.
>laugh manically as the station blows up taking out every single one of his bombers
>twenty seconds later hes laughing even more manically as his bombers respawn and tear apart the rest of my capitals.

It's well-known that a large portion of Sup Forums is either trannies or repressed trannies, I expect at least 20% of people here to regularly play as female characters and try to convince people online they're girls

What happened to him?

>typing
prove i'm not the only one in here right now

is that an unmodded ass? never played a female toon before but I think that looks bigger than normal

It has a great character creation system and that's it. Don't waste your time.

>all the armors are locked behind real money

>skimpy draenei

entry level garbage

Your post has been submitted for federal review

goatfucking is more illegal than midget fucking

>dad used to always play games
>would buy every popular console
>owned every NA released Romance of the Three Kingdoms game
>let my sisters and I make characters in Final Fantasy Tactics
>beat the game without grinding, and half of the active party being shit.
>he's retired now
>still dominates me in 4x games
>beats all his grand kids in Mario Cart and party games
>blows up their shit in minecraft, laughs, and tells them to reload or cry about it

My dad is honestly one of my best friends.

Post pics of your mom so I can tell you how jealous I actually am.

>your dad: has fucked and nutted in atleast 1 bitch
>you: hugless kissless virgin who likes anime and plays as female characters
>your dad is the fag

>BDO
>Shit quests
>Literally every skill is AFK'd
>No real end game
>Charge from boss to boss or just make money

Yeah BDO is fuckin sick kid. If only there were other games where I could play dress up for 4 hours and then spend 1000's of hours grinding for absolutely and quite literally nothing.

>dad always was better at NFS:MW, always was shit
>used to play with him all the time think i was like 11 when it came out, but shit happened between parents and rarely get to see him as a kid
>grow up without dad but huge into cars, always playing racing games
>finally get to meet dad again after 9 or so years, have a couple beers and a dad gets drunk, take him home and he shows me the old ps2 and copy of nfsmw we had
>race him
>still fucking better to the point of stopping to let me catch up

Fuck you dad

>dad was into Age of Empires and Gran Turismo and played them in his free time
>now he hates any and all videogames and considers people who play them losers and deadbeats
>including me

That's not BDO.

The one in the OP is the current in game model, at least.

>never really close to dad
>he was always a sullen/tough guy, archie bunker clone, workaholic
>hated nerd shit, vidya, star wars etc
>suddenly he makes a legitimate effort to play games with me
>taught him how to play goldeneye 64
>had a blast
>we play for months
>buys me perfect dark and and expansion pak
>we beat it on coop
>one day mom and pops tell me he has cancer and is likely gonna die
>see him cry for the first time ever
>watch him slowly shrink into a shadow of his former self
>i am 14, he passes less than a year later
>so glad we bonded over vidya

t-thanks, you too!

My mom said something similar, "all you ever do in that game is run from one place to another. Is it that fun?"

>blows up their shit in minecraft, laughs, and tells them to reload or cry about it

Modded

Blow me up please I forgot to add my reaction image

It's just the camera angle.

i can break down every single video game like that and make it sound retarded
>"Hey son whats that boring ass halo game you play all day? All you do is shoot the same 3 enemies over and over and pick up ammo for the same 5 guns."
>"Hey son whats that lame game you play with the plumber? All you do is jump around and listen to silly noises play when you do something insignificant like step into a coin."

Your father was just being an asshole.

halo is fucking boring though and mario is for children

>playing Yakuza
"woah do they only talk in this game?"
"is this a game about alienated japanese?"

thats not the point though

My dad tells me it's gonna be great. He even sent some bears to their live stream, and they wound up getting delivered while they were live due to a shipping error

I wish I could have talked to my father

"All you do in life is run from one building to another. Is that fun?"

nah his dads right and demonstrated clear knowledge of vidya by suggesting a more engaging game

Damn, we need more h'white gentiles in film.

"Maybe if you moved out and god a job you'd understand why I do that"

BEARS?
GRIZZLY BEARS?

he didnt suggest shit
he was disapointed his kid was playing video games instead of hanging out with his friends outside
his only intention was to put him down
wether you think he did the right thing or not is entirely subjective

eh literally suggested wing commander dumbass geek sounds like your glasses need some more tape

>dad plays pic related over and over
>falls asleep playing late every night
>repeating replay of the moment he fell asleep usually crashing into a mountain every morning

also if you think the intention of the dad from that post is to put him down you should probably get better self esteem or just learn how conversation works

w-why, is he ok?