Ruiner is GOAT because of Her

Shit happens Puppy!
Come on Puppy!
Get up puppy!
Domination!

Her characterization to likeability ratio is off the charts. She's the best video game sidekick in a long time. You have 5 minutes to come up with a rebuttal.

Why has every patch for this game been over 1gb

A cheap D.Va knockoff

bitcoin miner

she's not real tho

Shill detected

D.Va doesn't even have any sex motifs, while ruiner is dripping with subtle femdom everywhere. To the point that it could be considered pandering.

Better twin-stick shooter

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those four lines of hers have already turned me off this game, ty mr shill

Generic twin sticks are lame. Ruiner is good because its a mashup of hotline miami and crusader and its great mascot. Brigador is good because its not a twin stick at all and because of shit like pic related.

Plain jane twin sticks are like 2d platformers: they belong in the trash.

she should try good headphones instead, maybe that way she could get rid of her obvious braindamage

We were never friends

Her voice is so fucking shit, she sounds like a milf but look like a kid

>talking shit about phatt cannz
Kys Sup Forumstard

I can masturbate to this.

But she is suffering, cant you see her retarded facial expression? Somebody must help her!

How do Poles do it?

How do they make such good games?

The crystal theraphy is working fine it seems

>Generic twin sticks
>Implying style is what makes a game generic and not mechanics
>Arguing presentation over gameplay

witcher amirite guys dae xD

>mediocre videogame is good because of this particular artwork where some cunt has ahegao face

typical virgin

>implying I was talking about style

No, but because you're a gimp mask wearing strong silent type being mentally dominated by a girl with black bangs who is constantly egging you on to try harder to meet her goals, the already strong gameplay is enhanced on a really visceral level and allows you to ignore the cliche boss dialogue.

fix your sexuality

poles made this one as well

tfw no gentle femdom gf

I wish this game was better
It looks so cool, but it feels so bland

Youre boring

>gentle femdom
I really fucking hate you pantywaists. Stop putting your pathetic beta "I want a second mommy to fuck me" insecurities under the femdom heading.

Not that poster, don't be a fucking idiot. Domination doesn't require hardcore abuse to be domination. This isn't limited to femdom or maledom. If one person's in control, then it's domination.

its called having standarts (and its boring af yes)

I guarantee you that you treat your wife like a fuck mommy, whether or not she rides you or vice versa.

A pathetic oedipus complex relationship isn't contingent on whether or not you like reverse cowgirl or not, but if you delegate domestic duties to the woman so she takes a similar role to your own mom.

Chew on that.

D.Va skin when

Why is reverse cowgirl related to an Oedipus complex?

Honestly I just want to fuck my mom.

is she hot?

There's far less wrong with that than there is desiring a surrogate to make decisions for you.

Shut the fuck up Freud

I want to fuck (((HER)))

Not him but hardcore femdon is no fun at all.

I have to shit liquid guys

how do Americans deal with this shit

>uses you for her own personal gain
>you never actually see her
>shes a fucking robot

wow what a borderlands rip of

Reverse cowgirl is typified vanilla femdom, and you're trying to argue femdom = mommy issues.

No my dude, breaking the (obvious and overplayed) normal sexual power dynamics is hot. If you want to attach unresolved feelings about your mom to letting a top girl have her way with you, that's your own perogative. Some of us are just in it for the sexy irony.

What is the problem? Are you worried about it making noise or making a mess? If it's noise, run the shower or sink. If it's mess, I don't know what to tell you, I guess shower afterwards? Shitting into the bowl should be pretty straightforward.

I had scampi with way too much oil a few days ago and was in your position. Godspeed.

I want HER to fuck me and my mind. Preferably simultaneously.

>>how do Americans deal with this shit
They clap their hands while doing headstands, trust me i'm a lawyer

it burns m8

>trust me i'm a lawyer
Haven't seen this meme in a long time.

>shit game praised by waifufags
>naggy bitch dressed like Akira's Kaneda
fucking waifufags

tell me if this is in game or a fanart and i might buy the game

Are you implying that I'm lying? I'll see you in court, sonny

Shoot milk into your asshole and hold it in for as long as possible.

>not obediently listening to her
What's the matter? Don't you want to save your brother?

Tfw girls who push boundaries are fucking unicorns

Isn’t this the boring Hotlime Miami rip off without the drug trips and only being in 2 colors at a time?

I would definitely like to Ruin Her

waifufags are a fucking bane

Fuck off degenerate
>muh sekrrt BDSM club
Srsly kill urself

The entire game was great.
Its cyberpunk Hotline Miami.

Please elaborate

I dont like this depiction. In game she looks and sounds early 20s. Here she looks like a 14 year old.

In game.

a-are those spats?

Yes she is really sexy. Look up Lucy Li. She has her body type. I think my mom is prettier though.

Wanting to fuck your mom must suck, dude. You're almost certainly going to be rejected if you ever ask, and it'd probably sour your relationship too.

Plus it feels like my dad is cucking me and all my friends want to fuck her too. So shit gets weird quick.

I treat my gf like more of a fuck daughter than a fuck mommy.

nice good taste

>played game on Hard
>tfw desperately trying to get an S and see her naked

Everytime it happened I felt rewarded.
Waifu of the year for me.

yes, she gets less on with every higher grade. P sure an S rank has her with no pants

Fuck, I wanted to like ruiner so much but it just shat the bed so bad

>angled movement makes moving around on instinct horrible
>weapons have too much ammo to be fired as a short damage burst inbetween two dudes, but have too little ammo to be used for twinstick shooting, creating this horrible missmatch between twinstick shooter and frenzied close range fighting
>upgrade system that feels like it doesnt belong
>bosses have insane healthpools and you are better off abusing flashbang spamming or shield-dash spamming to pin them down and rape than than try to learn their patterns
>huge disconnect from bosses and groups of enemies, groups of enemies are a lot easier to kill than bosses
>only 3 levels
>long walks between some objectives for no reason
>story that is just terrible
>useless hub

she has a Berserk pin, so that's pretty rad

>user sees anime for the first time

You actually play overwatch? Fucking embarrassing

I disagree with every point.

whoa she gets naked?
picked up

she doesn't. it just looks like the image on the far left of

you sure blew me away with those hot opinions

dropped

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DOMINATION

GET 'EM PUPPY

It was OK. I'm happy I didn't buy it, but the soundtrack was banger and the gameplay was OK. Kind of happy it was short, I got tired of it When you had to fight the Triad assassins and on but ended up finishing it anyways.

I wish there were lewds of Her

Nex Machina is like the Twin Stick Arcade at it's purest.
Ruiner is a mashup of that with Hotline.

Where's the porn