MARIO LORE

MARIO LORE
toads head is infact a hat

Not in the way that you think

Could just be localization. I'm not convinced.

fuck off josh

*tips hat*

m'ario

Headphones wearing Toad in Odyssey has more of an argument here than localization for near-shovelware

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if i wanted to, i could fill this entire thread up with just toad lore. but nobody wants that

Currently playing through SMRPG.

What THE FUCK is the meaning of this?

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I want that

wow this is going straight to the tumblr

Do it pussy

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l o r e

Game?

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He a gud kong he ain’t do shit bout to get his life on track muh hoard needs mo bananas fo dem programs

what did they mean by this?

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It's a reference to Rare holding Donkey Kong "hostage" at the time. They were offended a bunch of dirty gaijin get to make games for a huge Japanese video game icon.

mario party top 100 worst games

>pool's closed

Except in Odyssey Toads wear little hats, while one Toad tells Mario that Peach brought them back as souvenirs.

Did you know that magic mushrooms we're legal in Japan until the 90s? Tryptamines are an integral part of Japanese culture.

Several other characters in Odyssey wear hats on top of other hats, too...

arigatou

Sounds japanese enough to be real.

So was child porn

The point is, it's not lore. There is zero consistency other than character design.

>was

>kangs

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I can’t believe Toad is fucking dead

I used to masturbate to this move, when I was younger I didn't understand what was so hot about it but now I do. I would do several setups of Peach extending Toad out for that move and letting him get hit by all kinds of stuff, constantly freeze-framing it, and wishing it were me. I would love to be restrained by Peach, held rigid in place while she subjects me to some kind of physical trauma or abuse, weakening my body and turning my mind to mush preferably before she spins me around and rides me until I'm spent while I'm powerless to do anything about it. Melee was a gift to boys entering adolescence.

This is pasta, right?

>not just doing the f-tilt and jerking off to her exposed panties

No, search for yourself. I'm being honest

fucking cunt

>not using u-air

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basically, I fucked you're mom

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Fucking Cringe.

so every time I hit a brick, I'm killing someone?

Mario doesn't give a shit

A prisoner of war from the Great Ape War

well bowser already killed them. makes you wonder why bowser doesn't just turn mario into a brick.

Literally in the instruction manual from SMB, how could anyone miss that?

Not canon anymore, sorry.

Who the fuck read that shit as a kid?

The games are all stage plays

That's SMB3

...I mean, one is

people who were born before the internet?

What else were you supposed to do while your parents drove you around? The Gameboy had no backlight.

>bowser shown as a user of dark magic
>never shown using it ever again after super mario bros 3, instead uses magikoopas to do magic related things
magikoopas werent a thing until super mario world, wonder if bowser gave away his magic power to them and the koopalings

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Mario was in a war.

>Cringe.
+1 for you fellow redditor

Now it is.

this is when you switch from donkey kong to pokemon

I remember when you bought a game, the first thing you did was read or at least look at the Instruction Manual. Especially for fighting games, to learn how to do the moves.

Did anyone ever use the pages to write tips on them?

Bowser fucks around with black magic all the time.

I had one of those light attachments that magnified the screen, scrub

>someone's head is a hat
No you fucktard. He's just wearing a hat. His head itself is not a hat.

He means he'd tip his hat but it's really his mushroom cap so it would be horrible.

Me too, but it required a battery which were already precious enough.

No, not all bricks are toads. The game manual said that when Mario frees a toad from Bowser's spell they reward him with coins, and even power ups. Bricks that are hidden coin blocks and question blocks are toads that Mario is freeing from Bowser's spell, but they did the have a way to show you this without making it super tedious.

But his arms look correct when he's not holding the wheel like during tricks or the selection screen

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kek

Really it depends on what the plot is, some games he's building sized and can shape shift, other times he wears pants

>Mario Lore
oh no please this thread is cursed! don't start the LORE NO STOP DON'T AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH

Why does Bowser look so much different from regular koopas? Is he some giant deformed koopa?

>SOMA (2015).gif

He is a koopa that managed to reach the end of its natural lifespan. Not many do, for obvious reasons.

Is it your first time at SMRPG?
I envy you so much

Yes, just like Princess Peach is a giant, deformed Toad.

He's a wizard so magic.

Nice

>The Prestige.gif

Donkey Kong's father (aka Donkey Kong Jr.) was planned to appear in Donkey Kong Land, but wasn't included in the end.

When Princess Peach pushed Bowser Jr's egg out of her vagina, did it have spikes?

>twitter memes

you have to go back

DELET THIS

That was SMB3, and it only had stageplay aesthetics, it wasn't an actual play

What are goombas?

Evil baby toads

>knowing where it’s from
Let’s go together brother

>she exploded, maddened by all the time he spent at work
What a cunt.

Typical Japanese racism.

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HE HAS NO FREEDOM
HE HAS NO RIGHTS
THIS KONG HAS A SENTENCE FOR LIFE

Koopas aren't really a species so much as they are an alliance of related creatures. Bowser's species is the strongest so they're the leaders, Koopa Troopas are the smallest and weakest so they're basic foot soldiers, and creatures like Hammer Bros, Boom-Booms, and Lakitus are in the middle, so they're the elite troops.

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Gave me a hearty chuckle

There's so many enemies that aren't Koopa though.