>average switch owner
Average switch owner
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>tfw no gf
That just measures who took some survey.
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>google "switch owner"
>first picture
Is that woman's nose shopped or is she just a jew queen?
>not using prohud.
Absolutely disgusting. Would not fuck twice.
Switch kills. Look, she has no idea there's someone hiding behind her curtain just waiting to cut her head off. Nintendo should pull the Switch from stores, this is absolutely unacceptable.
God damn look at that kike beak
A littlebit of both. Someone should photoshop OPs try hard image so she has the appropriate nose too. Nintenjews so desperate right now.
switch boys always have cute feet, how the fuck did that happen?
I want to blow raspberries over her tummy!
Should i take my chances buying a switch on black friday/cyber monday?
A Chasidic Jew?
>He doesn't understand how statistics work
Poor brainlet.
uhuh
jfc look at that nose, it looks like it should have its own moons doing keikels around it
>n/a
I always found it weird Sup Forums makes fun of people like this. If you look at any pictures that have been posted here over the years they make these people look like fucking models.
Me in the back left.
No boobs, ugly and sleeps in a dirty motel. Alright.
>dat sunbro
Huh. It's 2011+6, I didn't think anyone still wore fedoras unironically
>less than 56%
Why are Nintendo fans so ugly and disgusting? Is that why they use nostalgia to escape reality?
*click*
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*FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
*FULTON RECOVERY IN HELICOPTER COMPLETE*
So are there any female Switch owners here?
wearing anything other than a baseball cap or a beanie is the cringiest fucking shit so glad I never bought something stupid like that as teen.
Pokemon on switch when
I bought a fedora ironically.
I think you may be retarded user
Not even close, OP.
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>half are underage
not surprising desu
That fucking face
This one for me.
>more than 37% of Switch owners can't even buy M games
>around half are legally underage
Still less than on the other consoles, let alone PC
you got a source on that? i tried looking it up all; i found was this poll.
Can you be illegaly underage?
Just think what games they have and who plays them
>CoD
>FIFA
>GTA
>Minecraft
>average switch owner
no but you can be underage in a legal sense
so you don't have source and youre just talking out your ass? gotcha.
>switch owner
>doesn't have a switch in his hands or in his bag
wew
I'm confused, is that surprising? For years Nintendo has made consoles focused solely on having a significant collection of family friendly games. I'm more surprised that 63% are 19+
hahaha dat gyno
sorry, switch/wii u owner*
there's no wii-u in sight
The two pillars of Nintendo's fanbase are children and manchildren
It's in his tail.
>kid plays Nintendo
LMAO NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES
>adult plays nintendo
LMAO NINTENDO IS FOR MANCHILDREN
>kid plays PS4
DUH KIDS WANT TO ACT MATURE
>adult plays PS4
yep, nothing weird about that
I don't get this. Why is an adult who plays Nintendo automatically branded as a fat balding virgin manchild?
t. retards
he's wearing a splatoon shirt which is only available on those two platforms.
nice try user.
So if I wear a skirt I become a girl? Only girls wear skirts
Because Nintendo games are designed for children. So the people playing them are either children and men who like children's games.
But children play grownup games?
Are you guys literally retarded? The green-blue is 19-24, which means that only 17% of Switch owners are underage. 83% are manchildren.
>Why is an adult who plays Nintendo automatically branded as a fat balding virgin manchild?
Just ignore them user.
They only think that because a vast majority of adults who play Nintendo games happen to be a little overweight with rapidly thinning hair that have never had sex and act like a child.
or you are a scot
scots wear skirts also
>a vast majority of adults who play Nintendo games happen to be a little overweight with rapidly thinning hair that have never had sex and act like a child.
source?
How many of you aren't virgins?
Why should there be any at all?
Hopefully none. This is not facebook.
>Nintendo games are designed for children
Proof?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! KIKE ALERT!!!! LOOK AT THAT BIG NOSE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS SHOP BLASTED MUH SIDES INTO ORBIT!!!!
>66,000 sample size
>not statistically significant
Take a statistics class you retarded faggot.
How many power moons do I need to collect to Bing Bing Wahoo her?
I'm at 550.
I wish I was pure again and could fantasize about sex being amazing without knowing that most women are absolute shit at fucking
Look at the tripfag, he's baiting you
Fucking fedora douches. I cringe myself into cringeblivion hard when I see someone wearing a fedora.
>this terrible analogy
Jesus Christ user have some self respect
>he's baiting you
And most of the people in this thread aren't?
Yo, that's a prostitute.
>W-we don't have t-to fuck. You can play m-my switch as l-long as I can touch your arm
what's a good analogy then?
nintendo.com
>literally 99% of their flagship series
kek
Check out any Nintendo based forum or subreddit.
One that accurately compares the claim I made to another hypotheitical claim
Such as?
>email survey
implying children read their emails, let alone open and answer them
What is it about Nintendo that makes autists and manchildren gravitate towards it? It has to be the bing bing wahoo. They can't grow up and play actual adult oriented games.
Holy shit, Anita Sarkeesian got on a game cover.
Fedoras were considered cool for a bit. Then losers started imitating the cool guys and it ended.
Pretty much how it goes. You could wear manga print shirts if youre a tall, attractive, in shape , confident Chad and no one will give a shit. Girls would probably say stuff like "youre so unique and exotic".
Someone did that tinder expirement where they had a 10/10 male model pic but asshole pedo sexual offender profile and repeated as such in the chats. Women were still tripping over themselves to give their number.
i have only seen one girl so far shopping for vidya and that was back during gta v's midnight launch.
i was in line and a girl was behind me wearing sweatpants and a hoodie.
she had a cute face but she smelled like BO and kept to herself.
A good analogy would be "if he's wearing a Halo shirt does that make him an Xbox user?" and the answer would be yes.
Same thing that keeps grown adults watching Disney movies.
Are you color blind?
more like
>average switch owner gf
And it would be just as wrong.
>america
>white
lol
>what was the age and gender of the person who most wanted a switch in your household
t. switchfurry
looks like pancake tits with very brown and overly long nipples.
I don't own or wear Switch shirts so obviously I don't have a Switch
>reddit/9gag "le" memes
>No one even bats an eye at this
This place is truly dead.
Good thing you'll never get laid.
Joke's on you, I have sex with men on a regular basis
>37% is half
I bet even that's a lie. lol