Male

>male
>lays eggs after consuming living beings
>uses eggs as a weapon

How the fuck does Yoshi's biology work? Did an alien come up with it?

They only look like eggs. Why do you think Yoshi only makes them after he eats something.

>male
just cause you fap to gay Yoshi porn doesn't mean they're all male

I wonder what they smell like haha

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It's Pokemon, I ain't gotta explain shit

He doesn't reproduce, he can only create eggs that come out his anus.

haha

If he can't reproduce how the fuck do they lay eggs with more yoshis in them?

But he was trapped in an egg that looks exactly like the eggs he laid... did bowser force yoshi to lay a big egg and somehow trap him inside at the same time?

bowser laid those

The lore extends
>mfw Browser is the one who created yoshis as some kind of experiment that went wrong

And why the fuck can yoshi talk in smw but not any other games? All he can say in the other games is "YOSHI!" and "HNNGGHHHH!" Did he turn into a constipated pokemon or something after smw ?

To be fair, he's spoken in textboxes sometimes since then. Mario can speak besides mainly saying BING WAHOO 1UP IT'SAME, SO LONG GAY BOWSER!

Well to be fair, mario is probably a clinically insane low-functioning sociopath.

Maybe Yoshi is Bowser's son?

Isn't Yoshi technically a koopa? Is he a prehistoric koopa that kills koopas?

He's like Majin Buu but with eggs. I imagine getting turned into an egg and thrown by Yoshi is an excruciating death.

Yoshi's are prehistoric Koopas, modern day Koopas are them after a long period of evolution. Bowser traps Mushroom Kingdom citizens as bricks due to his primordial Yoshi instincts that were originally used for trapping things in "eggs."

why are you homos always talking about my ass

I think you've figured it out.