Have you actually met any of the "Cool social Switch player" demographic in public as advertised?

Have you actually met any of the "Cool social Switch player" demographic in public as advertised?

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The pic on the left is Xbox only.

>Unleashing Demons

Why lump Sony players with Xbros when this is what they actually look like?

People think I'm Chad and I used to bring my switch in public until I noticed people saw that as an open invitation to start discussing technology with me while I'm trying to play my fucking game. It was extremely annoying so I stopped. I think they thought it was going to be like the commercials and I was going to hand them a joycon or some shit.

I have seen ONE switch in public, being awkwardly wielded in a hospital waiting room by a fat manchild looking guy. His superobese GF was almost screeching in his ear about Zelda was HER game, so she should be playing it, and hw she is so much better at it than him, and actually, at one point, referred to him as a "scrub".

First and last time i've ever felt sorry for a manchild.

Look at the way he's got his legs clenched together like a fucking faggot.

Ha ha ha thanks for making me laugh.

These commercials are all so fucking ridiculous.

...he's resting the screen there

Here's the original.

What game?

>Portable gaming with a PS4 / xbone
>Large TV screen so all the people can see all the cool things you're doing
>Giving their otherwise boring outing for the day an awesome show

>Nintendo garbage
>Tiny screen
>Have to lean over and audibly explain to anyone sitting next to you what you're doing in-game so they can better understand/see it
>Sometimes even have to get up and show people around the room, explaining it to them as well.

I regret ever getting my switch, it makes gaming way more of a hassle when I have viewers in public places.

*in child molester voice* Is that a PS Vita?

looks a bit like ff 13-2

>Unleashing Demons

>three giant bags

How does he get around with all that shit. Must be more trouble than it's worth.

is that daniel craig

>playing on a console at all
>not playing on a pc
Everyone in that pic is a loser

is he playing silent hill 3

>that huge fucking book
long commute, huh?

Silent Hill 3 HD collection

>dude taking the picture isn't fat
color me surprised

Lugging around a console has to be way more trouble then it's worth

IF I HEAR BNG BING WAHOO ONE MORE GODDAMNED TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO KILL YOU BRAINDEAD MILLENIAL MANCHILDREN

would easily suck off both switch cool bros
especially the blonde one

this meme is true

Homie in the pic is probably homeless so the alternative is throwing it in the trash

I meet them on my way to cool urban parties all the time.

Me and my gf are cool social switch players.

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I feel so bad for this kid, I don't know why. I want to be his social worker and encourage him on playing basketball.

I've literally never seen a switch and I go outside up to two times per week.

The commercials were good at explaining what the Switch was about, but as far as I'm aware, normal people still see it as a rarity, probably because it's too expensive and has a niche library. If anything, it's more common to watch ripped Chads with a 3DS playing Pokémon.

Of course there are exceptions, but I don't think "two Chad friends I have that played Wind Waker and Mario Kart 64" count. One of them recognized Puyo Puyo though, probably because he knew about Puyo Pop Fever but never played it.

Surely he wasn't paid for this

>those knees
man i hope he is not going through tough shit right now

>I hate when im on a train
>someone from the other end yells
>"EYO wuts u playan"
>I have to get up and go all over there to audibly explain what im playing
>Usually when Im back my seat is already taken
>wish I Could just connect tv to my inferior device without having to put it in "docked" mode (more like cucked mode)

Kek

alpha af

Is there an unspoken rule about old people reading only politics-related shit on the bus/subway? I swear every time I watch someone that looks above 40 read a book it's either about politics, alternative medicine or some "be happy in 5 simple steps".

No he wasn't.

Daniel Craig, like a lot of attractive, popular movie stars, just really enjoys PSVita.

You wouldn't understand as you're not a successful, handsome millionaire.

>Vita
>Clearly playing an original PSP
Underage pls go

>that lack of spreading

Literal castrated numale cuckolds

>that woman reading that huge ass book

have you never held something on your knees before?

why are they so close to her, is she their mum?

The fuck is that xbox plugged in to?

Same. The truely autistic ones always get to my heart .

So I don't live anywhere with a subway. Are there trips long enough that it's conceivable the Xbox dude was just passing the time until he got to his destination, or was he just camping out there?

What are custom Vita skins?

Fucking normie. Your consoles probably aren't even customized.

Saw a slick japanese guy playing switch in the train and a normal white guy playing on a bench in the city. Both playing zelda.

>playing SH on a shitty noisy place
>playing HD collection at all
what a fucking nigger

Do people seriously bring entire consoles and tv's on subways/restaurants/some other public place? Why would you ever do that?

Except the top of the vita doesn't look like that.
You're still wrong (and underaged).

If he started at the beginning of the line and just rode it to the end, it could take like 2 hours. Having the space to play that shit is actually impressive though

So, which of the switch players do you think is the bottom?

Both of them, to the same African

At what point in your life do you encounter a situation that requires bringing your $500 console onto a train in order to play it?

He just got thrown out by his parents and hasn't found a place to live yet so he's lugging the console and TV around. Unfortunately he's too autistic to realize that there's more important things to do than play vidya at this time.

>Do people seriously
yes dumbfuck

lookit them juggs SOOOOWEEEE

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WHAT ARE YOU?

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